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4105 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 10:47 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-21 12:56:56 PM  
I'm a random person you don't know!
2004-12-21 12:57:21 PM  
As a TFer, I am offering one full-year membership to a liter for each submission I sent that has been greenlit.

Oh... uh.. nevermind.
2004-12-21 12:59:04 PM  

He was signed as an undrafted free agent by the yankees, NYC, NY?

This can't be right, too easy of a question.
2004-12-21 12:59:51 PM  
ok...this is a serious question:

Are there any honest TF'ers who would be willing to "sponsor" me- BUT, be fully compensated for the TF fee?

I just don't want to deal with a PayPal account -I would be willing to send money.

I live in NY -gmail me.

/Thanks very much if you consider this...
2004-12-21 01:00:33 PM  


is that right? haha
2004-12-21 01:00:40 PM  
I believe it was in the Pirates' organization.
2004-12-21 01:01:18 PM  
In recognition of my many surly, irritable posts I humbly request sponsorship.
2004-12-21 01:01:47 PM  
2004-12-21 01:02:03 PM  
I'm not up for The Aprrentice series- so I'm not afraid to show my booty.
I'll send a special pic to anyone that sponsors me. Could be scary beyond belief, but that's a chance you're not only willing to take, but relish as a TFer.
I did buy a DVD Christmas present for Drew last year, but haven't justified buying myself a subscription.
Preeetttyy Preettyyy Please- Someone with a bank roll make Holiday Season bright.
2004-12-21 01:02:03 PM  
Sorry, battl_web17 , but you'll have to get rid of those invites elsewhere. I already have some that I can't get rid of. Now go on and enjoy Total Fark! And kiss your little girl for me. :)
2004-12-21 01:02:09 PM  
How about the fact I went to Cal Poly Pomona?

A school with no football, not even a football club when I was there.

Oh wait, I don't like football. Nevermind.
2004-12-21 01:02:10 PM  
*spazzing out* Look what I can do!!!!!

2004-12-21 01:02:35 PM  
he went to the Pirates in 1988
2004-12-21 01:02:49 PM  
I didn't truly expect it, but I have to publicly send my thanks to Toddzilla.

It really is another world on that side. I post my thanks for his sponsorship of me.

Now, like every party I'm invited to, it's time to lose the pants and see what's going on in the kitchen!

(Hi, I'm with Toddzilla. Nice to meet you.)
2004-12-21 01:03:12 PM  
Award me with total fark, for I hath defeated Eastman, damnit!
2004-12-21 01:04:15 PM  
hstaruk3 You sure? I thought he was drafted in 87 by the Yanks, then traded in 88 to the pirates.

/could be wrong.
2004-12-21 01:04:53 PM  
sorry GalleyWench, I meant mi amiga

/was trying to log into gmail and thank you at the same time, didn't check my spelling
2004-12-21 01:05:00 PM  
Wow, once again I look away briefly, and a TF givaway program goes infinity.
2004-12-21 01:05:16 PM  
somebody sponsor a poor student with a nice rack, pleeeease?
2004-12-21 01:06:26 PM  
Getting a totalfark account is akin to getting a membership in the communist party... both suck
2004-12-21 01:06:26 PM  
will do Galley

...(sings) Born as the wind blows..(/sings)
2004-12-21 01:06:45 PM  
I am Bill Cosby. Please give me TotalFark. I can introduce you to Lisa Bonet.
2004-12-21 01:07:00 PM  
Apparently the team I'm thinking of was actually in the Yankees' system. Oops.
2004-12-21 01:07:01 PM  
Damn the declining value extra-intercoursal gratification... this is all Clinton's fault.

Of course, my offer extends to our TotalFarkettes as well.

/you all suck... but in a nice way I'm sure
2004-12-21 01:07:22 PM  
Wanna know something? I don't even want one. Yeah, that's right ... I said it.

2004-12-21 01:07:48 PM  
I'm holding out for Ultraf carrier...
2004-12-21 01:08:04 PM  
very early in this thread, I posted the following...

it's gotta be said.

Future potential TFettes, wishing to pray upon my generosity can audition their boobies to the gmail in my profile.


Surely, I don't have to be any more specific than that, do I?
2004-12-21 01:08:34 PM  

I'm pretty sure it was Columbus.
2004-12-21 01:09:29 PM  
Free Gmail accounts

/Wants to be sponsored :(
2004-12-21 01:09:49 PM  
I've got 5 gmail invites to whoever gives me TotalFark
2004-12-21 01:10:11 PM  
Do my lousy posts qualify me as total fark worthy???
2004-12-21 01:11:21 PM  
El_Bastard: can audition their boobies to the gmail in my profile.

How about future TFers who would like to audition there gf's boobies?
2004-12-21 01:11:29 PM  
I'm a random person you don't know!

Couldn't resist.
2004-12-21 01:11:30 PM  
smallfry: I'm not up for The Apprentice series- so I'm not afraid to show my booty.

Hmm... good first step. Update your profile, and we may have a winner!!!
2004-12-21 01:11:50 PM  
okay i'm feeling all christmasy and shiat...
one free month of TF to the first female, Canadian Liter.
send me an email...should be in the profile.
2004-12-21 01:13:05 PM  
I'm a random person you don't know!

/maybe it will work twice
2004-12-21 01:13:23 PM  

How about future TFers who would like to audition there gf's boobies?

If you're willing to endure a possible blunt critique, sure?
2004-12-21 01:13:54 PM  
I can't just give TotalFark on the first date you know... Old fashioned I guess.

Please send nude photo to whereaway at the for prompt consideration.
2004-12-21 01:14:06 PM  

Sponsored you for a month. Enjoy! E-mail me (it's in profile) for some TF tips.
2004-12-21 01:14:16 PM  
If you'll sponsor me for a month of TotalFark, I'll paypal $10 to the Penny-Arcade Childsplay Charity.

Just let me know, I'll forward you the paypal receipt as proof.

takeaki at gmail

(This may make no sense, i.e. why don't you just buy totalfark for yourself, and the only answer I have to that is that I'm low on cash and I'd rather donate what little money I have to a good charity this holiday season than spend it on myself)
2004-12-21 01:14:23 PM  
To make sure I've been clear. Nowhere have I actually said that sending a pair good enough will result in TF. I'm auditioning... ;)
2004-12-21 01:14:43 PM  

i need to see said rack.
2004-12-21 01:14:49 PM  
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2004-12-21 01:15:17 PM  
Here is my plea:

There is a time, when you need a certain call,
and total fark, must come together as one,
There are people dying (me)
Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to me,
The Greatest gift of Allllllllllllll...

We can't go on pretending day by day,
that I will be able to be a total farker on my own,
we're all part of Drew's big family,
and the Truth, is Totalfark is all I need...

need I say more? Come get it right?
2004-12-21 01:15:17 PM  
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2004-12-21 01:15:29 PM  
it's so different on the other everything is 1's and 0's, but so clear.
2004-12-21 01:15:34 PM  
chester1977: ska

i need to see said rack.

I agree with chester1977.
2004-12-21 01:16:31 PM  
Columbus Clippers '85, ohio

Man that was a tough one.
2004-12-21 01:17:10 PM  

You win, because I like the Child's Play charity idea, a lot.
2004-12-21 01:17:14 PM  
Ok, the first Farker to sponser me to Total Fark will get a picture of that little vamp Avril Lavigne flashing her breasts....
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