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4105 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 10:47 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-21 11:16:00 AM  
2004-12-21 11:16:06 AM  
code_monkey: By the way, I too have gmail invites. Any takers?

my other lifelong dream coming to reality?

that would be awesome!


/farkit rules
2004-12-21 11:16:11 AM  
I have one question about TotalFark. Apparently a TFer sees everything submitted, all the time. Is there any way to turn OFF that feature?

I want my fake news filtered, darn it.
2004-12-21 11:16:24 AM  
Congratulations to hstaruk3 who got the one month free.
2004-12-21 11:16:50 AM  

Damn, 2nd to answer.

I have my spiffy
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tag...I was just playing spoiler...you were only 8 seconds behind me, so technically, we could say that you were typing the same time I was...I would give it to you...
2004-12-21 11:16:53 AM  
I want my fake news filtered, darn it.

Then a liter you shall remain.
2004-12-21 11:17:18 AM  
Merry Chirstmas DrakeKyrros.

We need more sensible conservative voices.

Everyone else...do what I did. I opened a paypal account, and paid for my own subscription :-)
2004-12-21 11:17:20 AM  

ha ha!
2004-12-21 11:17:24 AM  
Shepherd: You can filter headlines by adult content, politics, entertainment, etc, etc.

You can also choose to see links that have comments in them already.
2004-12-21 11:17:29 AM  
it's like being at a zoo watching monkeys fling their poo
2004-12-21 11:17:35 AM  

2004-12-21 11:16:11 AM Shepherd

I have one question about TotalFark. Apparently a TFer sees everything submitted, all the time. Is there any way to turn OFF that feature?

I want my fake news filtered, darn it.

Use can screen using "commented links". That's what most of us do. That way you don't see everything, just the stuff other TFers are commenting on. Weeds out the repeats.
2004-12-21 11:17:48 AM  
If someone give me TF, I'll bake cookies.

/I'll just bake 'em, you don't get any... Personally, I'd be afraid to eat cookies baked by some strange farker anyway...
2004-12-21 11:18:00 AM  
laworderstuff: Lirael
And there you go!
2004-12-21 11:18:10 AM  
it smells funny in here
2004-12-21 11:18:12 AM  


Gmail offers to TFers is like offering Bill Gates a penny or the cash-redemption value of a coupon: tis not currency of the sort that carries any weight.

Better to fake being a girl, go to some amature site and get some boobies...


WAIT! I have a GREAT idea! I can give you one month of TotalFark for FREE!

Ahh - the gift that keeps on giving, eh? Hrm...

So about that shower... ;)
2004-12-21 11:18:29 AM  
Some entries from the list of the things Coho has:

1) A 6 d-cell maglite

116) Two dozen big-foot canadian goose decoys

274) Craftsman 6 amp battery charger
2004-12-21 11:18:34 AM  

I have one question about TotalFark. Apparently a TFer sees everything submitted, all the time. Is there any way to turn OFF that feature?

You don't "turn it off". Instead of ads on the right side, you have filtering buttons that enable you to only look at the content you want to.
2004-12-21 11:18:46 AM  
2004-12-21 11:17:18 AM pappy1398

Merry Chirstmas DrakeKyrros.

We need more sensible conservative voices.

Looks like my pick already got picked. (; I'll have to find another.
2004-12-21 11:18:46 AM  
As I have given all my money to help the local orphanage, I now have no money for a TF account. Alas, poor me.....
2004-12-21 11:19:12 AM  
DIA - I'll sponsor the most extreme neocon if you sponsor a liter who falls just short of being a commie.

It'll be like a cage match that we can bet on in future troll threads.
2004-12-21 11:19:15 AM  
gosseyn email me (in profile).
2004-12-21 11:19:23 AM  
Argh_Dammit: it smells funny in here

Go change those grandma panties from last month...
2004-12-21 11:20:10 AM  
scansinboy: skip the Starbucks for a day and there's your TotalFark.

It was worth being posted again !!
2004-12-21 11:20:41 AM  
Bonkthat_Again: Go change those grandma panties from last month...

who's gas blew up the cafe?

/we've said too much
2004-12-21 11:20:49 AM  
My TF just recently lapsed. This is my first day back as a Fark-liter, and I'm not sure if I like it. It's not a pitch, just me thinking out loud.

I'll sponsor anybody (well, the first body, anyway) that knows the answer to this question:

What's the difference between an orange?
2004-12-21 11:20:55 AM  
Can this link be changed to read, Beg for the gift of TotalFark. Immediate delivery, no limit to whines.?

2004-12-21 11:21:07 AM  
One last ditch attempt: if you give me TF I will pretend to be female for you in Everquest and let you fap over my imaginary pixelized "slit".

/and I promise I won't post the pics on the internets
2004-12-21 11:21:34 AM  
Why do I deserve TotalFark aka $5?

Because I would steal 30 bagged lunches, not that damn sasquatch.
2004-12-21 11:21:38 AM  
Shepherd: There are a number of filtering options, and you can always visit regular fark if you want.
2004-12-21 11:21:45 AM  
And just so you all know, here's from the last few hours:

[image from jupiter.walagata.com too old to be available]
2004-12-21 11:21:54 AM  
Damn.. All the whining..

IT IS $5 you cheap farks. Pony up or shut up.

/been screwed over by fraternities and Amway previously, don't pay money to belong to anything. Except PTL enterprises, that Tammy Fay was SMOKING!
2004-12-21 11:22:00 AM  
That burger looks totally delicious. I retract my plea for a TF account and request a 6lb. hamburger in its stead. Additionally, if you can email it to me I'd be grateful.
2004-12-21 11:22:19 AM  
So about that shower... ;)

I bought Herbal Essence shampoo last week. How come you didn't magically appear as I was getting all bubbly? In fact, come to think of it, no one appeared. I want my money back Mr. False Advertisers.

/off to pout
2004-12-21 11:22:30 AM  
since i was nicely sponsered last time. I picked someone who asked politely and sponsered them too. Behave and join in the conversations. that's half the fun :)

enjoy and happy holidays!
2004-12-21 11:22:32 AM  
In the light of morrisonsl's post, I must say that he deserves TF more than most other farkers I've seen. Seems like a smart fella and knows his cliches, and actually reads threads...
2004-12-21 11:22:43 AM  
Conservatives in the Fark welfare line. Now that's comedy gold!
2004-12-21 11:22:46 AM  
Maybe I should've gone the sob story route...

I'm losing my shirt in the market today...

Woah is me...
2004-12-21 11:22:50 AM  
alcoholic_entropy: And just so you all know, here's from the last few hours:

HA! You owe me a new keyboard.

/already have TF
2004-12-21 11:22:53 AM  

In the spirit of reciprocity, I've got two Gmails left to whomever would like them. Addy in profile.

Thanks again, beneficent sponsorer!
2004-12-21 11:22:56 AM  
I really do not want a TF account.

Because the first time I post a condescending post about Fark Liters I have promised myself that I have to throw myself in an industrial shredder.
2004-12-21 11:23:16 AM  
dolly_llama is mine. Everyone else back away.
2004-12-21 11:23:16 AM  

1) Yes. Done. Will never make the same mistake twice
2) Never. Never read 'em, will never post 'em
3) How about a 2 year lurker who FINALLY posted something last week for the first time? I know how to keep my mouth shut.
4) Doing that next
4 1/2) Oh! Snap! Check plus. (Sorry hstaruk3 )
2004-12-21 11:23:32 AM  
2004-12-21 11:23:35 AM  
My wife is unemployeed and we think she has MS. have some mercy!
2004-12-21 11:23:56 AM  
For real,

Best friends mother died, I gave 200.00 to help cover cost of buring her. His wife had to have hysterectomy and their insurance paid for 75% of it. I gave another 250.00 to assist with that.

/Friend saved me from drowning once.
I have no money for X-mas or a TF Account.
I do have a good friend, and internet access. but I would love a TF Account.

God Bless and Merry Christmas.
2004-12-21 11:24:37 AM  
The last time we had this sort of thread, I said "send boobies for consideration." I wish that I had said send GOOD boobies. Oh the horror.
2004-12-21 11:24:38 AM  
Why exactly are we trying to grovel ourselves into TF? I'm a little bit rusty on my economics but shouldn't they be the ones trying to recruit us? And maybe not even them but those charging for that service?

/going to Target to beg a sales associate to let me purchase something
2004-12-21 11:24:45 AM  
about this color
2004-12-21 11:25:22 AM  
Damn that looks good next to my name.. thanks carterhawk
2004-12-21 11:25:49 AM  
What's the difference between an orange?

i don't know, they look the same

won't link

/just sayin'
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