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4105 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 10:47 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-21 10:48:18 AM  
Many of you have asked for a way to gift another farker with TotalFark. It's available and quite easy to set up.
2004-12-21 10:49:15 AM  
Am I first? Please e-mail me at bouterpreekprack at gmail dot com.
2004-12-21 10:49:16 AM  
I'd like to have TF, but alas, I am just a poor young boy, lost in this crazy ol' world.
2004-12-21 10:49:34 AM  
If anyone is looking for someone to give this gift to, look no further.

2004-12-21 10:51:05 AM  
I'd like Totalfark too. Be nice!
2004-12-21 10:51:06 AM  
I also would be very please if I were to receive TF as a gift!
2004-12-21 10:51:13 AM  
It was the only thing on my list!
2004-12-21 10:51:16 AM  
You can gift yourself as well - a mere $5
2004-12-21 10:51:16 AM  
yeah i could REALLY use totalfark, but i'm just trying to make it was a college student.


if someone gives me totalfark i'll follow them around forever and be their apprentice :-D
2004-12-21 10:51:24 AM  
I will give a subscription to the first person to come to my office and ask me.
2004-12-21 10:51:27 AM  
As I'm being forced by my SO to move to Port Townsend from NYC next month and I think I deserve ascension... I'll add it to the ongoing negotiations.
2004-12-21 10:51:41 AM  
Oh Please!!! I gave Gmail- lots of Gmail! Grant me this gift!
2004-12-21 10:51:47 AM  
I don't know what it is that you beneficient TFers go for in the way of groveling, so I'll just say....that.
2004-12-21 10:52:04 AM  
Can I give a TF gift to a lurker who doesn't have a Fark handle?
2004-12-21 10:52:14 AM  

also, I'd sponser anyone that lost their TF'ness as a result of my actions, you know who you are
2004-12-21 10:52:32 AM  
Last time I did this I signed up 4 people. 3 never post.

2004-12-21 10:52:33 AM  
I will wash your car :] and keep reindeer poop off your lawn. sdwilly22atgmaildotcom
2004-12-21 10:52:39 AM  
If chosen, I'd pass the favor on to some other Liter...

"Please Sir, could I have some more?"
2004-12-21 10:52:54 AM  
I have a girlfriend. She makes me poor. May I please have total Fark?

/Have gmail will give. kisses.
2004-12-21 10:53:00 AM  
please don't give me TF, i don't want it!
2004-12-21 10:53:07 AM  
it's only pennies a day and you can help little shermangfn be happy this christmas, God bless us, every one.
2004-12-21 10:53:19 AM  
I already have TF but my wishlist is in my profile (and my bday is in 3 days *hint* *hint*)
2004-12-21 10:53:23 AM  
Only those of us who have submitted links should be worthy. Send these others into the outer darkness that is greenlight viginity where they belong. :)
2004-12-21 10:53:33 AM  
and now I'll just sit back and enjoy reading through the flood of requests for the next hour or so...
2004-12-21 10:53:48 AM  
for those of you who feel the need to put money in that bum's cup on the street, please pretend that I am that bum. much like that bum, i promise to spend any money i save on booze or drugs.
2004-12-21 10:53:51 AM  
Cool! Anyone want to give one to someone that isn't a liberal? I'm your man!
2004-12-21 10:53:59 AM  
If any TotalFarkers feel the need to be generous. I am willing to take your generosity at phantom523atgmail.com
2004-12-21 10:54:04 AM  
Me want, Me want!
2004-12-21 10:54:08 AM  
I would pay it forward :O

txag2k at hotmail
2004-12-21 10:54:12 AM  
now, you lucky liters who get chosen be sure to take a shower before you come to TF. and clean you shoes.

/just joking. the more, the merrier, the happier drew is
2004-12-21 10:54:28 AM  
If anyone should happen to look my way, know this: I will be in debt to you and your children and your children's children if you should happen to let me peer into the vaults of TF for the first time.

I have heard great things, but alas, I'm a poor student (in more than one way) and already in the minus column at the end of each month. And my penguin is sick.

/think of the penguin
2004-12-21 10:54:38 AM  
Step 1: Activate email phisher...
Step 2: Refresh
Step 3: Profit!
2004-12-21 10:54:48 AM  
this is kind of funny.

the groveling. (;
2004-12-21 10:54:53 AM  
I can trade a Gamil account or two for a total fark account.

/Don't really care actually, but I have 3 to gove away and no more friends.
//Guess that makes me a total dork.
2004-12-21 10:54:59 AM  
/looks up with big puppy dog eyes
//looks at bills for school
///appreciates all TF sponsorin' that may/may not take place
////Goes back to studying for final
2004-12-21 10:55:06 AM  
By giving me TotalFark, you will get to have sex with 47 virgins. At the SAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE TIIIMMMEEEE.
2004-12-21 10:55:41 AM  
If I get TF, I'll dance for nickels afterwards. I promise!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-12-21 10:55:41 AM  
Any chance of a non-paypal payment method?
2004-12-21 10:55:51 AM  
I have just moved out of my parents house for the first time. Living on my own, away from my parents, wondering if the bills will make it there ontime and all I want is a little joy in life something that will help me through the tuff times. Please.....help me....with laughter.....

2004-12-21 10:56:13 AM  
Mr. Programmer:

I already have TF but my wishlist is in my profile (and my bday is in 3 days *hint* *hint*)

Damn, born on christmas. That must suck. Less O'course that's sarcasm flying over my head.
2004-12-21 10:56:37 AM  
I wish I were "worthy" of totalfark.

heh. OK, I really just wish y'all would accept a link I submitted every now and then.

The only real reason I can come up with for anyone to gift me with the awesomeness that is total fark is that I'm often a rare voice of reason from the conservative side of the equation. I'll point you to one of the most amazing conversations I've ever had about homosexuality, be it online or not online. It was a few weeks ago, on one of these boards, where conservatives and liberals alike had a 2 and a half hour conversation validly listening to each other's points and chasing off people who were trying to start flame wars.

It was awesome.

Is there more of that in totalfark?
2004-12-21 10:56:39 AM  
pretty please. and by please, I mean gimme gimme gimme.


muchos gracias.
2004-12-21 10:57:05 AM  
whos gonna teach all the newbst the secret handshake?

oops, Ive said too much
2004-12-21 10:57:19 AM  
i'll give it a shot.. anyone wanna hook me up?? twoshort at gmail.com.. i have all kinds of invites and whatnot if ya need 'em

2004-12-21 10:57:49 AM  
These are funny. Merry Xmas

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogall​ery?coll =sfe-events-headlines&index=1

/HTML Idiot.
2004-12-21 10:57:55 AM  
it's gotta be said.

Future potential TFettes, wishing to pray upon my generosity can audition their boobies to the gmail in my profile.

2004-12-21 10:57:57 AM  
My TF gifting requirements:

1. Female
2. Liberal
3. Easy

(send applications to email in profile)
2004-12-21 10:58:02 AM  
If chosen, I'd pass the favor on to some other Liter...

So instead of begging for an account and saying that you'd buy another Liter one, why don't you cut through all the red tape and get one for yourself instead?

/just sayin'
2004-12-21 10:58:04 AM  
I can't think of anything to say that might make people want to give me TotalFark. Pretend I did.
2004-12-21 10:58:06 AM  
Oh, yeah, e-mail. If anyone give's a rat's ass it's wal­ki­ngmen­2­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­i­am­to­h­*c­om - and I have 4 gmail invites and a phone shaped like Mary Worth to give away.
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