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2491 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jan 2023 at 7:18 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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little big man [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 12:42:59 AM  
According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....
 
Redh8t [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-20 2:33:05 AM  
According to the George Washington University's Project on Extremism, out of the 940 defendants charged with crimes stemming from Jan. 6, 118, or 12%, have some form of military background.
...
Not overly surprising. But still very much terrifying.

Some of these idiots have access to high explosives.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 7:02:13 AM  
Hang them.
In Leavenworth
 
Weaver95
2023-01-20 7:18:57 AM  
Oh those dudes are beyond farked.
 
NINDroog
2023-01-20 7:19:57 AM  
As former 0331, I say crucify them.
 
runwiz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-20 7:20:28 AM  
The contradiction of military intelligence strikes again.
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 7:21:50 AM  
DeSants would've fast tracked them into teaching jobs.
 
The Envoy
2023-01-20 7:23:27 AM  
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Vacation Bible School
2023-01-20 7:27:08 AM  

little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....


Well, now they get to be apart of the Marines.
 
Mr. Tweedy
2023-01-20 7:28:38 AM  
What the fark - did they think Nancy had crayons in her office?
 
tnpir
2023-01-20 7:31:13 AM  
Way to go, dipshiats. Enjoy Fort Leavenworth and a dishonorable discharge.
 
Alebak
2023-01-20 7:33:09 AM  
Took this long to find them out, you can tell that the people in charge of this shiat are REALLY on the ball.

I don't think enough people talk about how IDing these clowns, especially in the immediate aftermath of the attack, is a mostly civilian effort. Like the assholes who are supposed to be on top of this are so reluctant to do anything that they'll only do their job if it's 90% done for them.

"Gosh there's so many terrorists patriots we may never find them 😀"

"We've IDed Mississippi real estate developer Glub shiatto in several pictures and his social media also has pictures of the event and he posted pictures of himself on the plane flying there and posted about how he was planning on going and how he was proud that he was there. We also have a list of like 50 other farking people with just as much or more evidence."

"Oh. Cool. Thanks."
 
Weaver95
2023-01-20 7:33:16 AM  

tnpir: Way to go, dipshiats. Enjoy Fort Leavenworth and a dishonorable discharge.


Not only that, but all of their social media accounts have likely already been investigated. Anyone linked to these guys is going to get looked at as well. Could be more people than just these idiots.
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-20 7:36:03 AM  

Vacation Bible School: little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....

Well, now they get to be apart of the Marines.


The marines have two choices.  Dishonorably discharge them, remand them to federal custody, and let them serve their jail time in the federal system once convicted, OR let the feds prosecute them, try, and jail them.  On their release, they are arrested by the Shore Patrol, and courts martialed for being AWOL, sentences, and they get additional time in the brig, before being dishonorably discharged.  Decisions, decisions...
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-01-20 7:36:55 AM  
Semper Fark.
 
tnpir
2023-01-20 7:37:32 AM  

Weaver95: tnpir: Way to go, dipshiats. Enjoy Fort Leavenworth and a dishonorable discharge.

Not only that, but all of their social media accounts have likely already been investigated. Anyone linked to these guys is going to get looked at as well. Could be more people than just these idiots.


Indeed - you know what they say about "military intelligence"...
 
qorkfiend
2023-01-20 7:38:48 AM  

Alebak: Took this long to find them out, you can tell that the people in charge of this shiat are REALLY on the ball.

I don't think enough people talk about how IDing these clowns, especially in the immediate aftermath of the attack, is a mostly civilian effort. Like the assholes who are supposed to be on top of this are so reluctant to do anything that they'll only do their job if it's 90% done for them.

"Gosh there's so many terrorists patriots we may never find them 😀"

"We've IDed Mississippi real estate developer Glub shiatto in several pictures and his social media also has pictures of the event and he posted pictures of himself on the plane flying there and posted about how he was planning on going and how he was proud that he was there. We also have a list of like 50 other farking people with just as much or more evidence."

"Oh. Cool. Thanks."


Yeah, it's definitely not an enormous and complex case or anything. Obviously the only possible explanation is an active cover-up.
 
CheatCommando [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 7:42:23 AM  

NINDroog: As former 0331, I say crucify them.


What do they use Marines for in intelligence anyway? Do they feed them the shredded documents for disposal with their crayon ration?
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2023-01-20 7:45:52 AM  
Well. I guess now we get to see if the military punishes the worst transgressions against the nation, or circles the wagons.
 
Weaver95
2023-01-20 7:47:28 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Well. I guess now we get to see if the military punishes the worst transgressions against the nation, or circles the wagons.


They arrested these guys. The process is fairly swift from this point onwards.
This falls under the UCMJ, not civilian law.
These guys are boned.
 
johnphantom
2023-01-20 7:47:38 AM  

Redh8t: According to the George Washington University's Project on Extremism, out of the 940 defendants charged with crimes stemming from Jan. 6, 118, or 12%, have some form of military background.
...
Not overly surprising. But still very much terrifying.

Some of these idiots have access to high explosives.


It is only a matter of time until drone bombs.
 
olorin604
2023-01-20 7:48:38 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Well. I guess now we get to see if the military punishes the worst transgressions against the nation, or circles the wagons.


My guess Is they offer an other than honorable or face a military court, then the feds get a crack at them as civilians.
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-20 7:51:17 AM  
♪Military intelligence,
Two words combined that can't make sense♪
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-01-20 7:51:23 AM  

little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....


You'll find that sort of thing alot on the internet.
 
bigfatbuddhist
2023-01-20 7:51:28 AM  
My weapon's name is Charlene.  She's a lesbian...
 
raz4446
2023-01-20 7:58:47 AM  
you named your kid dodge.  wtf did you think was gonna happen?  he would rust before doing something this stupid?
 
mrwknd
2023-01-20 8:01:31 AM  
Their Oath's meant nothing.

Good luck with you Dishonorable Discharge, hahaha.


/Without honor there is only dishonor.
 
LL316
2023-01-20 8:02:47 AM  
I've got a rope.
 
AurizenDarkstar
2023-01-20 8:10:39 AM  

OdradekRex: Vacation Bible School: little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....

Well, now they get to be apart of the Marines.

The marines have two choices.  Dishonorably discharge them, remand them to federal custody, and let them serve their jail time in the federal system once convicted, OR let the feds prosecute them, try, and jail them.  On their release, they are arrested by the Shore Patrol, and courts martialed for being AWOL, sentences, and they get additional time in the brig, before being dishonorably discharged.  Decisions, decisions...


I'd say go with choice B, especially if they want to put it out there that fu*king around will truly screw over the rest of your life.

Seriously many of these assholes who join up really need to understand than once they sign on the dotted line, Uncle Sam owns their asses.
 
Akuinnen
2023-01-20 8:29:24 AM  
Dumbasses.. say goodby to the Marine Core and hello to prison.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-20 8:37:11 AM  

vudukungfu: Hang them.
In Leavenworth


Special Firing Squad.  Launch him from a Trebuchet toward Leavenworth.  Let the good lord sort out all the pieces.

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Guntram Shatterhand
2023-01-20 8:50:28 AM  
Having worked with a bunch of Marines in my life, this does not shock me at all.

Biggest gossips and bootlickers I've EVER seen in my life.  It was amazing to see the delusions of these guys pretending to be holier than thou and then lick ass for a promotion at the expense of everybody else.  It was amazingly sad to see.
 
Short Victoria's War
2023-01-20 8:50:59 AM  

BitwiseShift: vudukungfu: Hang them.
In Leavenworth

Special Firing Squad.  Launch him from a Trebuchet toward Leavenworth.  Let the good lord sort out all the pieces.

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PUTWANG!

There goes another Marine Aviator...
 
Deucednuisance
2023-01-20 9:12:54 AM  

raz4446: you named your kid dodge.  wtf did you think was gonna happen?  he would rust before doing something this stupid?


Heck, if you read the article to the end, you see a mention of someone whose parents named him Hatchet Speed, I fark you not.

That poor schmuck was doomed from the cradle.
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-20 9:14:39 AM  

Weaver95: Oh those dudes are beyond farked.


Yeah, let's wait and see. I've been routinely disappointed in the justice that's been meted out to traitorous assholes who knew better.
 
groppet
2023-01-20 9:18:18 AM  
Hope it was worth losing all your benefits morons. I am sure TFG and his family will step in and help you out bwhahahahahahahaha.
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-20 9:31:01 AM  
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
 
dogdaze
2023-01-20 9:34:03 AM  
Russian assets are an insidious infestation throughout US government, military, LEO, school boards etc
 
AxiomJackson
2023-01-20 9:34:06 AM  

CheatCommando: NINDroog: As former 0331, I say crucify them.

What do they use Marines for in intelligence anyway? Do they feed them the shredded documents for disposal with their crayon ration?


Muscles A Required Intelligence Not Expected.


/0311
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 9:57:24 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


Don't f#rk with a DI.  It never ends well.
 
Weaver95
2023-01-20 10:22:20 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weaver95: Oh those dudes are beyond farked.

Yeah, let's wait and see. I've been routinely disappointed in the justice that's been meted out to traitorous assholes who knew better.


These idiots will be tried under military rules and by the UCMJ.
None of the shenanigans you see in a civilian trial are allowed.
These guys will face a trial from command level officers who have zero sense of humor and do not care about Donald Trump.
 
CthulhuCalling
2023-01-20 10:32:33 AM  
They're saying that them having Good Conduct Medals are unusual? You pretty much get them automatically for being in 4-5 years without an Article 15. Bet they aren't getting a second.
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2023-01-20 10:41:11 AM  

dogdaze: Russian assets are an insidious infestation throughout US government, military, LEO, school boards etc


Ironically, the Democrats could do a lot of good by doing a Second Red Scare, if not simply to gut the Russian-bought military types and/or Republicans from important and now-insecure parts of government.  This is indeed the weirdest timeline.
 
Evil Mackerel
2023-01-20 10:51:53 AM  
Straight up treason.
 
PhoenixFarker [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 11:16:37 AM  

vudukungfu: Hang them.
In Leavenworth


Yes, but in public.
 
PhoenixFarker [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 11:21:45 AM  

OdradekRex: Vacation Bible School: little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....

Well, now they get to be apart of the Marines.

The marines have two choices.  Dishonorably discharge them, remand them to federal custody, and let them serve their jail time in the federal system once convicted, OR let the feds prosecute them, try, and jail them.  On their release, they are arrested by the Shore Patrol, and courts martialed for being AWOL, sentences, and they get additional time in the brig, before being dishonorably discharged.  Decisions, decisions...


I kinda like the second one because A. probably more time in the clinical and B. I want to see them have to tell the court that they were AWOL because they were in federal prison and couldn't report as ordered. I just find that funny.

Also, hang them.
 
PhoenixFarker [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 11:23:30 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....

You'll find that sort of thing alot on the internet.


That was farkin' funny. Subtle, dry, perfect.
 
Zafler
2023-01-20 12:53:55 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: little big man: According to the complaint filed by federal prosecutors, investigators first learned of the three men when they found photos from inside the Capitol that Coomer had posted on Instagram including "the caption 'Glad to be apart [sic] of history.'"

Oh, FFS....

You'll find that sort of thing alot on the internet.


i.kym-cdn.com
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]
2023-01-20 12:58:17 PM  
I wonder if they'll get crayons to eat when in prison or the Brig
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-20 1:08:08 PM  
"Dodge Dale Hellonen"

The child is The Indimidator.
 
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