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(NBC News)   Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 9:29:29 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
Znuh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:36:13 AM  
Fscking gross. Perhaps him and Elmo can circlejerk themselves into one bloated stinking pile of dung.
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:36:35 AM  
What will Devin Nunes do now?
 
syrynxx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:37:14 AM  
Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

"I am a fat rapist who tried to overthrow the duly elected government. I should be a jail."
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:39:54 AM  
So, announcing victory before the game even begins, How Trumpian.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:44:09 AM  
I thought he had some rule at Truth Social that prevented him from going back to Twitter?

Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

No idea what it will be, but I'm guessing it will contain random capitalization, plenty of exclamation marks and several misspellings.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:45:25 AM  
"Preparing for His Return"?

What is this a f$cking Moon mission?  His just going to direct his next stupid as f$ck statement as a 10 year old asshole to a different site.
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 9:55:36 AM  

OdradekRex: What will Devin Nunes do now?


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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:56:22 AM  
Wake me up when they move his fetid corpse to the morgue after his massive coronary.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 10:01:14 AM  

Znuh: Fscking gross. Perhaps him and Elmo can circlejerk themselves into one bloated stinking pile of dung.



Circle jerk may not mean what you think it means.
 
Nah'mean [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 10:02:00 AM  

OdradekRex: What will Devin Nunes do now?


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ImpendingCynic
2023-01-18 10:07:00 AM  
Whine of the century incoming...
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-18 10:07:14 AM  
Donnie, just make sure you don't post any memes making fun of Hitler.  The Facebook mods take that personally, and will suspend you.
 
The Four Ringer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 10:10:05 AM  
He's waiting until the timing is right for the 2024 political cycle. This way he gains the most from what he says going into the election season. He also knows that Twitter won't ever ban him again regardless of what he says and FB won't either for fear of 'looking political'
 
kbronsito
2023-01-18 10:13:06 AM  
Since he was banned by previous management for inciting violence, next time he does, anyone hurt can make the case that it was foreseeable. Some law firm is gonna end up becoming quite rich from Twitter lawsuits.
 
sillydragon
2023-01-18 10:13:12 AM  
Anyone remember the name of that subreddit for people that threw money into the whole Truth Social thing? I suspect it might be entertaining reading over the next few days/weeks/months...
 
Moooooo K
2023-01-18 10:13:44 AM  

OldRod: I thought he had some rule at Truth Social that prevented him from going back to Twitter?

Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

No idea what it will be, but I'm guessing it will contain random capitalization, plenty of exclamation marks and several misspellings.


He can go back to Twitter, but anything he posts on twitter has to be posted 3 hours earlier on truth.
 
SplittingAces
2023-01-18 10:13:54 AM  
[...after it was locked in response to the U.S. Capitol riot two years ago.]

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talkertopc [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 10:14:30 AM  

OldRod: I thought he had some rule at Truth Social that prevented him from going back to Twitter?

Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

No idea what it will be, but I'm guessing it will contain random capitalization, plenty of exclamation marks and several misspellings.


Those rules probably had an end date or conditions on which they do not apply.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 10:14:40 AM  
So before he has been reinstated he announces his intention?

Is he trying to sink "truth" on purpose? In which case would it's demise be a success?

/inquiring minds want to know
 
LeoffDaGrate
2023-01-18 10:15:23 AM  
Wait, so now I have yet another reason to continue to not post on Twitter?  I mean, they're getting as numerous as George Santos' lies.
 
Armchair_Invective
2023-01-18 10:16:57 AM  
Does this mean that Elmo is about to be bilked out more billions?
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-18 10:17:14 AM  
And MSNBC ran a story about and fark have that story a green.

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Weaver95
2023-01-18 10:17:26 AM  
Sure, let's remind everyone why we all hate Donald Trump so much.
 
Ray_Finkle
2023-01-18 10:17:43 AM  
What are the odds it comes out that Elon has payed/promised Trump something in return for him to Tweet?
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-18 10:17:58 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: And MSNBC ran a story about it and fark gave that story a green.

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
Opacity [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 10:19:13 AM  
It would be a shame if people started posting pictures of Truth Social on his Twitter feed.

I'm not convinced Facebook is letting him back on yet. It might happen, it might not. That place, though, is run by an ordinary thin skinned self centered jackass instead of the out-to-destroy-earth POS. It's a small, petty, difference, but sometimes enough of a difference.
 
Weaver95
2023-01-18 10:19:39 AM  
Twitter is losing advertising like crazy these days and Elon intends to let Trump back on the platform?
Donny will just accelerate the decline and drive even more advertising away.
 
vevolis
2023-01-18 10:20:11 AM  
This is like reading the headline "Humpy the pervert sex offender clown razzles his dazzle into a public swimming pool during a seniors mobility swim class".

Its upsetting, inappropriate, and completely unwanted. Why isn't he in prison? Why isn't he sealed in a concrete encased duct bank? Why isn't he sitting around like a rich person and just enjoying all the terrible things he's gotten away with over the years instead of perpetually subjecting us with to this crap?!
 
palelizard
2023-01-18 10:21:18 AM  

Moooooo K: OldRod: I thought he had some rule at Truth Social that prevented him from going back to Twitter?

Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

No idea what it will be, but I'm guessing it will contain random capitalization, plenty of exclamation marks and several misspellings.

He can go back to Twitter, but anything he posts on twitter has to be posted 3 hours earlier on truth.


...or what?
 
RasIanI
2023-01-18 10:21:33 AM  

OdradekRex: What will Devin Nunes do now?


"What will Devin Nunes do now?"

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Rhymes With Silver
2023-01-18 10:22:27 AM  
Increasingly irrelevant man goes on increasingly irrelevant platforms. Film at 11.
 
extrafancy
2023-01-18 10:22:42 AM  
Patriot1776fullautodaddy: "Welcome back mr. president, we must annihilate the decadent western liberal hordes and Biden crime families does grooming children!"
 
Excelsior
2023-01-18 10:23:53 AM  

syrynxx: Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

"I am a fat rapist who tried to overthrow the duly elected government. I should be a jail."


"74 million people like this message"
 
LL316
2023-01-18 10:24:44 AM  

Weaver95: Twitter is losing advertising like crazy these days and Elon intends to let Trump back on the platform?
Donny will just accelerate the decline and drive even more advertising away.


Elon said he could come back months ago. Trump is just being fashionably late or something
 
palelizard
2023-01-18 10:24:51 AM  

syrynxx: Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

"I am a fat rapist who tried to overthrow the duly elected government. I should be a jail."


He is a jail. It holds about sixty pounds of cholesterol and several metric tons of undiluted rage.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 10:25:25 AM  
First Tweet
If written by competent campaign staff
MAGA, Aren't you doing worse under Biden than when I was president
If written by Trump
No president has been treated more infairly than I, put me back in tHe White House even though it'S a dumpe and Mar-a-lago is so much better than Sleepy Joe's house
If written by Trump at 3am
Tge Republicans are working with the Demoncats to take me down. Why are people so mean to me
 
Blathering Idjut
2023-01-18 10:26:04 AM  
Well, I dropped Twitter and will drop Facebook if he gets back on there after leading an insurrection against the United States.  I mean that makes all of their other comment moderation seem kind of pointless and arbitrary.
 
pueblonative
2023-01-18 10:26:14 AM  

kbronsito: Since he was banned by previous management for inciting violence, next time he does, anyone hurt can make the case that it was foreseeable. Some law firm is gonna end up becoming quite rich from Twitter lawsuits.


Sorry, not possible.  Section 230 out front should have told ya.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 10:27:18 AM  

SpectroBoy: Znuh: Fscking gross. Perhaps him and Elmo can circlejerk themselves into one bloated stinking pile of dung.


Circle jerk may not mean what you think it means.


No I think they have a pretty good handle on it, though it might not qualify as a circle if it is only two guys
 
Kintsugi
2023-01-18 10:27:47 AM  
How will we know for sure? Does anyone think the short-fingered vulgarian will actually shell out $8 for a blue check? Does he even have $8 to spare? Every month?

Real question, does anyone have a link to the listing of his big loans that were supposed to be due this year and next?
 
Officer Barrelroll
2023-01-18 10:27:53 AM  
That profile is the stuff that dreams are made of. I can see how MAGA worships Trump as a manly man. A true Alpha. If Trump was actually a billionaire I feel like he would get some surgery to address that giant sack of fat under his chin. Granted, everything under his head is a giant sack of fat. Scratch that, everything on Trump is a giant sack of fat. Except his dainty little hands.

Trump looks like a wax scuplture that was left in the sun too long and started to melt.

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Soup4Bonnie
2023-01-18 10:28:30 AM  
4,000 character tweets are coming, too, reportedly.

Can you imagine?  My god.
 
macadamnut
2023-01-18 10:29:41 AM  

Blathering Idjut: I mean that makes all of their other comment moderation seem kind of pointless and arbitrary.


It is neither.  All algorithms lead to Derp.
 
sdd2000
2023-01-18 10:30:15 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Wake me up when they move his fetid corpse to the morgue after his massive coronary.


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spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 10:30:54 AM  

LL316: Weaver95: Twitter is losing advertising like crazy these days and Elon intends to let Trump back on the platform?
Donny will just accelerate the decline and drive even more advertising away.

Elon said he could come back months ago. Trump is just being fashionably late or something


Or Musk bribed Trump thinking he'll save Twitter

Or Trump is so desperate he giving up the pennies he's getting from Truth Social

What was the check from Spy Magazine he cashed 13 cents?
 
iToad [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 10:31:54 AM  

sillydragon: Anyone remember the name of that subreddit for people that threw money into the whole Truth Social thing? I suspect it might be entertaining reading over the next few days/weeks/months...


/r/dwac_stock/
 
Iowan73
2023-01-18 10:31:59 AM  

syrynxx: Campaign advisers are workshopping ideas for his first tweet.

"I am a fat rapist who tried to overthrow the duly elected government. I should be a jail."


NEEDS ALL CAPS!!!!!
 
Thank You Black Jesus! [BareFark]
2023-01-18 10:33:04 AM  

lilbjorn: Donnie, just make sure you don't post any memes making fun of Hitler.  The Facebook mods take that personally, and will suspend you.


protip: avoid anything vaguely related to nudity or sexuality.  start with something innocuous, like a photo of the moment JFK'S head got liquefied.
 
Kintsugi
2023-01-18 10:33:06 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: 4,000 character tweets are coming, too, reportedly.

Can you imagine?  My god.


That should be fun. The average R voter tends to get exponentially redundant after the first thirty words or so.
 
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