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(Yahoo)   President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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twonky [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:47:46 AM  
That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan
 
mistahtom
2023-01-17 12:35:37 PM  
Nothing Donald Trump says can be taken legitimately.

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iron de havilland [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:35:51 PM  
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Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:40:25 PM  
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Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-01-17 12:52:52 PM  
That's not fair to Baldrick.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-17 12:53:02 PM  
The fact that he thinks that plan would fool anybody gives us a glimpse into his own consummate gullibility.
 
ifky
2023-01-17 12:53:40 PM  
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Are they trying to make the same face?
 
FarkMeAmadeus
2023-01-17 12:55:43 PM  

twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan


Would've worked if we used some of those literally invisible "stealth" bombers.

Bet you didn't think of that smart guy.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:56:23 PM  
The Paste Eater's Guide To Thermonuclear Warfare, A Treatise by Donald J. Trump.

/14 weeks on the NY Times bestsellers list
 
foo monkey
2023-01-17 12:56:35 PM  
Wait, President Baldrick is AmbassadorBooze?
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-17 12:56:47 PM  
Not a good way to get more love letters, Donnie.
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-01-17 12:56:58 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


Fat American Asshole Standing Next to Fat North Korean Asshole

The reimagining of "American Gothic" nobody asked for.
 
IRestoreFurniture
2023-01-17 12:58:30 PM  
Again?
 
KarmicDisaster [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:58:42 PM  
Deep Thoughts. With Donald.
 
HighOnCraic
2023-01-17 12:58:42 PM  

FarkMeAmadeus: twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan

Would've worked if we used some of those literally invisible "stealth" bombers.

Bet you didn't think of that smart guy.


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zez
2023-01-17 12:59:51 PM  

twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan


I want to see that done in the hitler bunker meme
 
Snapper Carr
2023-01-17 1:00:01 PM  
You just know that when he found out he was elected and scribbled his "Things to do as President" list that "Nuke someone" was really high on his list (right after "use the job to make as much money under the table that I can get away with")
 
indylaw [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:00:26 PM  
Great. Can't wait for him to be President again so he can toy with the idea of nuking Japan. ("But they've been our allies for 70 years!")
 
dogdaze
2023-01-17 1:01:20 PM  
Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?
 
Gin Buddy
2023-01-17 1:03:15 PM  

dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?


They had a spat.
 
FigPucker [BareFark]
2023-01-17 1:05:20 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


They're trying to figure out which one sharted.

/it was likely both of them
 
Markus5
2023-01-17 1:05:42 PM  

dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?


Fat Boy was just stringing him along and then dropped him like a deuce.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:06:20 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


Photo taken in the Macy's parade balloon staging area.
 
Alphax
2023-01-17 1:07:42 PM  

twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan


Plus, he'd tell Putin himself.
 
Derek Force
2023-01-17 1:11:35 PM  
I'm sure there are some ways around this, but arent we able to tell alot about what type of bomb, what it was made of, where it was refined by the radiation/fallout ?
 
Man On Pink Corner
2023-01-17 1:12:20 PM  
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And yet you said nothing.  You took an oath to defend the US against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and when confronted with a domestic enemy, you did nothing and said less.

You, General Kelly, are as guilty of malfeasance and gross incompetence as Trump is.
 
Gin Buddy
2023-01-17 1:12:32 PM  

Derek Force: I'm sure there are some ways around this, but arent we able to tell alot about what type of bomb, what it was made of, where it was refined by the radiation/fallout ?


Yep. If it has a rainbow colored mushroom cloud then we know it was made in California, for example.
 
RolandTGunner [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:13:08 PM  
Maybe they should have explained to him that no one anywhere can set off a nuke without the scientific community being able to determine its origin.

Oh wait, yeah anyway.
 
jerryskid [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:14:31 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


What a fat f*cking pig that person in the picture is. And the dictator of best korea standing next to him.
 
SecondaryControl [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:14:43 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


He who smelt it, dealt it - They both look like they hit their pants.
 
finnished
2023-01-17 1:14:58 PM  
What's really the worst is that things like this give legitimacy to NK's nuclear ambitions.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 1:15:34 PM  
How many shiatty spy movies has he watched?  Between the Gorilla channel, the golf outings, and the hours he spends shiat posting while dumping his Big Macs he would have been swamped!
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-17 1:17:18 PM  
"I'm a fat, know-nothing slob who wouldn't have a pot to piss in if it wasn't for my evil asshole of a father."

"Huh. Me, too."

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Free Radical
2023-01-17 1:21:12 PM  
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EyeballKid
2023-01-17 1:23:21 PM  
So the same thing every other conservative wants to do?

Got it.
 
Rapmaster2000
2023-01-17 1:23:34 PM  
Another genius plan from the man who thought of this:  Trump says he would send nuclear submarines to go 'up and down' Russia's coast to pressure Putin

Except, you know, the whole point of nuclear armed subs is that the enemy doesn't know where they are.
 
Wobambo
2023-01-17 1:26:25 PM  
That is some serious Saturday morning cartoon-style planning there, POTUS. There's only one man rabbit who could pull it off.
 
eagles95
2023-01-17 1:27:50 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: [Fark user image 805x429]

And yet you said nothing.  You took an oath to defend the US against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and when confronted with a domestic enemy, you did nothing and said less.

You, General Kelly, are as guilty of malfeasance and gross incompetence as Trump is.


What was he supposed to do? Not release a tell all book after he was in the WH and make millions? He's not made of stone!
 
COMALite J
2023-01-17 1:31:06 PM  

Markus5: dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?

Fat Boy was just stringing him along and then dropped him like a deuce.

Gin Buddy: They had a spat.

lilbjorn: Not a good way to get more love letters, Donnie.

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fat boy
2023-01-17 1:37:20 PM  

Markus5: dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?

Fat Boy was just stringing him along and then dropped him like a deuce.


Who, me?
 
EyeballKid
2023-01-17 1:42:03 PM  

fat boy: Markus5: dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?

Fat Boy was just stringing him along and then dropped him like a deuce.

Who, me?


No, you wait 'til tomorrow.
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:45:05 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


I think they're wearing the same elevated shoes which pulls the human skin mask back in a similar manner.
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 1:46:07 PM  

Aquapope: The fact that he thinks that plan would fool anybody gives us a glimpse into his own consummate gullibility.


Fool? Maybe not.

But such denial might make the responsibility more difficult to prove, and marginally less likely we would be targeted by anyone for a counterstrike, sanctions, or anything more than strongly worded diplomatic posturing letters.

Which may give an insight into ex-45**'s consummate criminality.
 
Doctor Funkenstein
2023-01-17 1:56:54 PM  

ifky: [s.yimg.com image 640x480]
Are they trying to make the same face?


Fatty looks like a South Park character.  Not our fatty, North Korea's fatty.
 
G. Tarrant [OhFark]
2023-01-17 2:02:59 PM  

HighOnCraic: FarkMeAmadeus: twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan

Would've worked if we used some of those literally invisible "stealth" bombers.

Bet you didn't think of that smart guy.

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I never understood the point of an invisible plan where the pilot is fully visible. I guess it would still have a much smaller radar cross section, but one could still see the person and know where they are going.
 
Gin Buddy
2023-01-17 2:04:16 PM  

G. Tarrant: HighOnCraic: FarkMeAmadeus: twonky: That was similar to his plan for dealing with the Ukrainian war. Get some US planes, paint them with Chinese colours and bomb Russia with them thus distracting Russia by making them attack China in revenge.

There were some slight flaws with his plans

1 The planes he suggested using were not bombers
2 Only the US had that type of plane
3 Russia might notice when they don't attack from China

Other than that it was a bigly awesome plan

Would've worked if we used some of those literally invisible "stealth" bombers.

Bet you didn't think of that smart guy.

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I never understood the point of an invisible plan where the pilot is fully visible. I guess it would still have a much smaller radar cross section, but one could still see the person and know where they are going.


I wondered how she flew the plane when she couldn't see any of the controls or gauges.
 
Senseless_drivel
2023-01-17 2:09:42 PM  
Trump was a brilliant tactician. He was the mastermind behind the rapid withdrawal from Afghanistan and pulling our forces back to protect the non-existent oil in western Syria.
 
dryknife
2023-01-17 2:10:11 PM  
He showed the North Korean military more respect than he showed U.S. military.

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BeansNfranks
2023-01-17 2:10:15 PM  
What would be the point of bombing them anyways?
 
Kintsugi
2023-01-17 2:11:00 PM  

dogdaze: Wait! I though he was all BFFs with N Korea, with love letters and everything. What did I miss?


Initially he was all about playing strong man against best Korea but rumor is former CoS Kelly played to tfg's vanity and eventually convinced him a "genius" strong man would con lil' Kim into thinking they were friends and could then manipulate short-round and be seen a "master" of foreign affairs. The love letters came after that pivot.
 
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