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(Tucson.com)   PA man drives to Tucson during the pandemic stopping for dialysis to treat his kidney failure. Once there he spends his last dollar on a 1st date and then sells his watch to buy flowers for his second. Gets the girl and a kidney. Weirdest rom com ever   (tucson.com) divider line
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    More: Sappy, Kidney, Chronic kidney disease, strong person, first time, Nephrology, Organ transplant, transplant topic, long time  
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1971 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2023 at 10:20 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 7:53:03 PM  
🎶 Don't break my heart...
Baby don't break my heart 🎵
🎶 Don't break my heart...
Don't break my kidneys neither!
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 10:23:56 PM  
Will Smith frantically contacts his people
 
foo monkey
2023-01-17 10:26:41 PM  
The real plot twist was when she woke up in a bathtub full of ice water.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-01-17 10:29:18 PM  
Is there a movie here?
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-17 10:36:26 PM  

waxbeans: Will Smith frantically contacts his people


Get his f'n wife's name out of your mouth.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 10:38:29 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: waxbeans: Will Smith frantically contacts his people

Get his f'n wife's name out of your mouth.


🤭
 
Por que tan serioso
2023-01-17 11:30:43 PM  
The real headline should be semi famous guitar player charms locals out of free drugs, kidney and her pants.
 
Patmaniac
2023-01-17 11:33:13 PM  
Followup tag: PA man ditches girlfriend who gave him a kidney.
 
GopherGuts
2023-01-18 12:15:35 AM  
In my experience, Tucson really is a life-changing place.
I was here for a semester in 1978, and yadda yadda yadda I retired here.
 
dbrunker
2023-01-18 12:30:34 AM  
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Bedistor [TotalFark]
2023-01-18 12:42:59 AM  
It's A great story.  But I'm more curious about the 1,000 UofA students rioting, demanding "panties." Were they sexually repressed?  Was it a prank that got out of control?
 
patcarew [BareFark]
2023-01-18 3:16:35 AM  
I love a love story.
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-18 9:44:10 AM  
Does it turn out that she got her hair cut short and sold it to buy him a chain for that watch?
 
studebaker hoch
2023-01-18 11:19:20 AM  

foo monkey: The real plot twist was when she woke up in a bathtub full of ice water.


He showed up on dialysis and left with a kidney.

It's the original movie shown backwards.
 
studebaker hoch
2023-01-18 11:20:34 AM  

dbirchall: Does it turn out that she got her hair cut short and sold it to buy him a chain for that watch?


The number of people who will understand that refence are in the high severals.
 
Mithraic_bullshiat
2023-01-18 2:53:58 PM  

Bedistor: It's A great story.  But I'm more curious about the 1,000 UofA students rioting, demanding "panties." Were they sexually repressed?  Was it a prank that got out of control?


Panty Raids were a thing in the 50s and 60s, used to be considered harmless fun. But then everyone got theirs in a twist, and a good pair of panties do not come cheap. Those Japanese vending machines & onlyfans have the right idea: pay upfront, panty-sniffers. Sure, it may not be as romantic as nearly dying of kidney failure, but going on to find your One True Love, but I'll keep living in the past.
 
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