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(UPI)   "Officers questioned the cow and learned that the cow had heard about the never ending soup and salad option at Olive Garden and decided to see for itself"   (upi.com) divider line
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1899 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2023 at 11:05 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 10:13:34 AM  
Saw this in my hometown newspaper and knew it would make Fark. Just a matter of time.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-17 11:07:16 AM  
It's why Olive Garden is designed so all the wine racks are the first thing you see on the way  to your table.  The staff needs an emergency supply for themselves when unusual guests arrive.
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 11:08:22 AM  
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ShutterGirl
2023-01-17 11:09:16 AM  
When asked to comment, the cow said, "Moooo!" with a laugh
 
TK-593
2023-01-17 11:09:53 AM  
Olive Garden is the Taco Bell of Italian food.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-17 11:13:02 AM  
No one claimed the cow. Free cow
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:18:17 AM  
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/Olive Garden, bleah. Cows have no taste
 
Zik-Zak
2023-01-17 11:19:25 AM  
Loose cow visits Olive Garden restaurant in Oklahoma

(avoid making comments about Subby's mom, avoid making comments about Subby's mom, avoid making comments about Subby's mom)
 
khatores
2023-01-17 11:20:20 AM  
Loose cow?  That's my kind of girl!

/Please show me to the loose cows
 
mybluemake [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 11:21:09 AM  
I ficking love the soup (Pasta e Fagioli), salad and those awful breadsticks.
 
some_beer_drinker
2023-01-17 11:21:57 AM  
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MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:25:45 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


Nice udders.
 
Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:25:56 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


HEY YOOO!
 
guestguy
2023-01-17 11:28:30 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


Smarted.

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Crazy Talk Al
2023-01-17 11:30:33 AM  
The cow must've read Marilyn Hagerty's  review of Olive Garden and had to try that strawberry lemonade!
 
aremmes
2023-01-17 11:32:01 AM  
In other news, Olive Garden finally has fresh beef on the menu.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:36:41 AM  
Daniel Johnston - Walking The Cow
Youtube -qgXYvjVNvk
 
7th Son of a 7th Son
2023-01-17 11:37:04 AM  
R/hucow

You're welcome.
 
Jairzinho
2023-01-17 11:42:37 AM  
I thought this was about David Nunes losing to another cow..
 
GoatBoy
2023-01-17 11:44:21 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


This better not awaken anything in me...

/have a Groupon for Ruby Tuesday I've never cashed in
 
Quinzy [OhFark]
2023-01-17 11:44:48 AM  
I enjoyed the part where they did not know where the animal came from.   You are in Stillwater OK.  There are most likely 5 farms within a half mile of that Olive Garden.

/I own three pairs of shoes but only one belt
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 11:49:38 AM  
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Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 12:16:08 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


If she's a furry, paint me red and call me Elmo.
 
iToad [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:19:37 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]


A true Internet classic. Fun Fact: Also a famous example of the power of Photoshop. Back in the day when this came out, you could also find the original photo. In it, the model was somewhat less - impressive.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2023-01-17 1:47:45 PM  
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Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-01-17 2:22:25 PM  
At least the cops didn't find him packing a Uzi.

/Head of Slacker Management
 
TypoFlyspray
2023-01-17 3:04:56 PM  
So, They spoke to the cow and didn't shoot it?  I guess it's glad it isn't a Black Angus.
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 5:14:10 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: At least the cops didn't find him packing a Uzi.


Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
Youtube FQMbXvn2RNI


/Show bobs and vagana
 
Dodo David [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 5:43:15 PM  
"The animal's origins were unclear."

I suspect that the cow came from its mother, but I could be mistaken.
 
some_beer_drinker
2023-01-18 6:33:01 AM  

iToad: some_beer_drinker: [preview.redd.it image 278x371]

A true Internet classic. Fun Fact: Also a famous example of the power of Photoshop. Back in the day when this came out, you could also find the original photo. In it, the model was somewhat less - impressive.


leave my fantasy alone
 
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