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brianmidkiff2
2023-01-16 8:43:10 PM  
Where are Earl and Val????
 
Warthog [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 8:43:56 PM  
Most normal fish in Ohio.
 
emtwo
2023-01-16 8:47:12 PM  
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genner
2023-01-16 8:51:41 PM  
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/Chief Dream Interpreter
 
White_Scarf_Syndrome
2023-01-16 8:51:56 PM  
Eel slime is weird stuff.
 
madgonad [OhFark]
2023-01-16 8:53:03 PM  
Oarfish or beefy eel.
 
flamingboard
2023-01-16 8:55:35 PM  
I just think they're neat.
 
raygundan
2023-01-16 8:57:46 PM  
How do you tell the "oh hell nah" from the regular Texas?  Does it have a power grid that works?
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-16 8:57:53 PM  
Looks like a snapper eel. Hard to tell though.

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Warthog [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 9:03:02 PM  

baronbloodbath: Looks like a snapper eel. Hard to tell though.

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That's a vagina-mouthed penis fish right there.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-01-16 9:03:06 PM  

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functionisalwaystaken
2023-01-16 9:04:34 PM  
The coliform count in the water there is more scary than any of the fishes or nopes
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-16 9:07:02 PM  
That's my new dick pic
 
dennysgod
2023-01-16 9:07:51 PM  
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Ganon D. Mire
2023-01-16 9:10:22 PM  
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Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 9:10:55 PM  
but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.
 
raygundan
2023-01-16 9:20:08 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.


I'm just happy to see "Choate" used outside of "inchoate."

It's like "disgruntled."
 
migueldelascervezas
2023-01-16 9:22:49 PM  
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bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-16 9:31:30 PM  

Warthog: baronbloodbath: Looks like a snapper eel. Hard to tell though.

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That's a vagina-mouthed penis fish right there.


*Registers "Fishlight" as a Trademark*

/You bet your horse's hi-nee
 
assjuice
2023-01-16 9:33:36 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.


You also don't know the apostrophe, so the list of things you don't know seems quite long.
 
Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 9:40:50 PM  

assjuice: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

You also don't know the apostrophe, so the list of things you don't know seems quite long.


You must be fun at parties.
 
EL EM
2023-01-16 9:43:26 PM  

raygundan: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

I'm just happy to see "Choate" used outside of "inchoate."

It's like "disgruntled."


Her grandmother stole my marble rye.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 9:46:44 PM  
Any animal 50% rotted looks like crap.  Get over yourself.
 
raygundan
2023-01-16 9:50:36 PM  

EL EM: raygundan: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

I'm just happy to see "Choate" used outside of "inchoate."

It's like "disgruntled."

Her grandmother stole my marble rye.


That's a deep cut.

/so I says to Mabel
//I says
///three are required
 
notgonnatellu
2023-01-16 9:53:53 PM  
I live on a beach where lingcod heads and sometimes the entire skeletons wash ashore. Freaky fish. Most of my nightmares are about these creatures.
 
New Rising Sun
2023-01-16 9:54:25 PM  
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fatalvenom
2023-01-16 10:01:27 PM  
Mexicans?
 
iron_city_ap
2023-01-16 10:10:20 PM  
Did she shoot it then deep fry it? If not, she ain't no dadgum Texan.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-16 10:18:43 PM  

iron_city_ap: Did she shoot it then deep fry it? If not, she ain't no dadgum Texan.


They eat rattle snakes in Texas. I can't blame them, it's probably delicious deep-fried like fish, with julienne potatoes on the side. Eels are yummy I hear.

King John I of England apparently died over-endulging on jellie eels or possibly peaches and cream but it could have been a stroke or heart attack whilst eating.
 
zbtop
2023-01-16 10:19:55 PM  
Half-rotted dead thing from a different environment looks out of place in our environment among living things. Ric Romero has more at 11.

How does this make actual news?
 
emtwo
2023-01-16 10:22:18 PM  

zbtop: Half-rotted dead thing from a different environment looks out of place in our environment among living things. Ric Romero has more at 11.

How does this make actual news?


It's still better than the "blobster" article from a month or two back.

/Head of the Bizarre Division
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-16 10:23:29 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.


Haven't most of you guys come in more
than one species?
 
Dave2042
2023-01-16 10:24:03 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: assjuice: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

You also don't know the apostrophe, so the list of things you don't know seems quite long.

You must be fun at parties.


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Dave2042
2023-01-16 10:24:56 PM  

Dave2042: Rage Against the Thorazine: assjuice: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

You also don't know the apostrophe, so the list of things you don't know seems quite long.

You must be fun at parties.

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D'oh!
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-01-16 10:28:42 PM  
Fark the ocean, man. Scary af.
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-01-16 10:36:24 PM  
The scariest looking are usually the most innocent.

The prettiest things are usually the most evil.
 
cheeseaholic
2023-01-16 10:41:51 PM  
The solution to anything dead washing up on the beach is always dynamite.  Always.
 
Buckerlin
2023-01-16 11:01:27 PM  
Let me get this straight. Some ocean creatures died and washed up. Some of them including an eel looked yucky after having died. This is national news now. Do people have largely uneventful lives?
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-16 11:05:24 PM  

Buckerlin: Let me get this straight. Some ocean creatures died and washed up. Some of them including an eel looked yucky after having died. This is national news now. Do people have largely uneventful lives?


Considering how much Reality TV, Youtube and TikTok people watch, yes. I'd say the majority of society are pathetic losers with no life at all beyond working, consuming and shiatting. Now excuse me as I record myself doing dance of my people to post on the interwebs
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-16 11:16:17 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: The scariest looking are usually the most innocent.

The prettiest things are usually the most evil.


This is no time to to discuss your dating life.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-16 11:16:37 PM  
No app-eel here.
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-01-16 11:23:38 PM  

Buckerlin: Let me get this straight. Some ocean creatures died and washed up. Some of them including an eel looked yucky after having died. This is national news now. Do people have largely uneventful lives?


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raygundan
2023-01-16 11:26:44 PM  

zbtop: Half-rotted dead thing from a different environment looks out of place in our environment among living things. Ric Romero has more at 11.

How does this make actual news?


Texas has a surprising moment where the politicians aren't abandoning them and the power grid is up to support an internet post.
 
Larva Lump
2023-01-16 11:28:24 PM  
Saw "Texas" and "washed up on beach" and immediately thought, "Ted Cruz" "blobfish."
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-16 11:54:06 PM  

Larva Lump: Saw "Texas" and "washed up on beach" and immediately thought, "Ted Cruz" "blobfish."


Yes, but blobfish typically migrate to Cancun in the winter
 
ukexpat
2023-01-17 12:42:23 AM  

brantgoose: iron_city_ap: Did she shoot it then deep fry it? If not, she ain't no dadgum Texan.

They eat rattle snakes in Texas. I can't blame them, it's probably delicious deep-fried like fish, with julienne potatoes on the side. Eels are yummy I hear.

King John I of England apparently died over-endulging on jellie eels or possibly peaches and cream but it could have been a stroke or heart attack whilst eating.


*jellied, and they are, shall we say, an acquired taste.
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:44:27 AM  

emtwo: zbtop: Half-rotted dead thing from a different environment looks out of place in our environment among living things. Ric Romero has more at 11.

How does this make actual news?

It's still better than the "blobster" article from a month or two back.


You're not the only one sick of all these articles about Ted Cruz.
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-17 12:45:15 AM  

Larva Lump: Saw "Texas" and "washed up on beach" and immediately thought, "Ted Cruz" "blobfish."


/shakes tiny fist
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-01-17 1:25:36 AM  
We don't know how or where eels breed.


Think I'm lying? Look it up
 
Ambitwistor [TotalFark]
2023-01-17 2:41:17 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: assjuice: Rage Against the Thorazine: but Suzanne Choate Arceneaux was curious to find out what it was so she shared a photo on Facebook.

I didn't know Suzanne's came in different species.

You also don't know the apostrophe, so the list of things you don't know seems quite long.

You must be fun at parties.


Partie's.8
 
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