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(Some EQ Geek)   EQ guy caught cheating on his online girlfriend. The Sun isn't there, yet (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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80081 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 2:14 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-20 11:23:28 PM  
ahahahaha I think I peed myself....

hehe, nerd romance is funny
2004-12-20 11:25:09 PM  
Seriously, this is awesome. I wonder how it feels to virtually come into a chick/onto your stomach?
2004-12-20 11:29:09 PM  
Okay, WHAT the HELL am I looking at here?

Seriously, what the hell is that?
2004-12-20 11:31:37 PM  
Buckshot: Okay, WHAT the HELL am I looking at here?

Seriously, what the hell is that?

My thoughts exactly. And this shiat got a green light? Seriously...
2004-12-20 11:34:48 PM  
I am happy it was greenlighted. It is funny as hell. I can only stand ten political greenlights a day.
2004-12-20 11:35:50 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

nice kitty!

other than that, this is an eye-roller first-class. i mean if all the everquest people were loaded onto a spaceship and whisked away to Neptune, who'd notice? no one. ok, basements everywhere would open up, but still...
2004-12-20 11:35:53 PM  
Ouch. My farking eyes hurt now. Nice text colors.

2004-12-20 11:37:46 PM  
Once I find out who you are that did this. I will see to it your life in the world of Permafrost will be a nightmare and I assure you, GMs dont scare me at all.

This could very well be the saddest threat I've ever read.
2004-12-20 11:38:33 PM  
I have never understood chat/game room sex (dont they call it teledildonics?). WHy not just go out and get the real thing.

/oh yeah, I forgot, some of us can get the real thing...
2004-12-20 11:51:02 PM  
wow, teledildonics. i learned a new word tonight.
2004-12-20 11:52:37 PM  
The fact that this was greenlit makes me very happy. Guy will need a reroll now...
2004-12-21 12:19:15 AM  
However, fark with her, and you fark with me, my friends, my perma group and their friends. Same goes with if you fark with me.

Down nerd, DOWN!
2004-12-21 12:28:24 AM  
Seems someone forgot that EQ2 |= Real Life
2004-12-21 12:44:15 AM  
2004-12-21 01:10:47 AM  
hahahahaha, priceless.
2004-12-21 01:32:17 AM  
Laughing at a 34-year-old welder who yanks it while playing everquest... somehow I feel this makes me sad and not nearly as enlightened a human being as I would like to think I am.

But I laugh anyway.
2004-12-21 01:40:05 AM  
I call shens.
2004-12-21 01:56:47 AM  
Shens or not, funnier than shiat.

If you got time to waste, read the comments, they get funny.
2004-12-21 01:58:57 AM  
I quite enjoyed that, once I understood it.
2004-12-21 02:17:45 AM  
All I got was "this site is banned."

Oh well
2004-12-21 02:18:56 AM  
directly stolen from the SA forums. I'm pretty sure that's all fark does anymore. Steal from other webpages and create shiatty cliches.
2004-12-21 02:19:12 AM  
This is farked...anyone feel like hosting the pic?
2004-12-21 02:23:26 AM  
lol, nice post

"Don't worry, no one reads these boards anyway"
2004-12-21 02:24:28 AM  
Wow. I know fark-all about this EQ shiat, but this is just supremely stupid. Dude's caught doing...I don't even know, then denies it, then proof is shown, then he makes legal threats, this his "online girlfriend" (?!) disses him....

This is like Jerry Springer, only (believe it or not) even dumber.
2004-12-21 02:25:13 AM  
You don't need to host it. Copy the image's URL to your clipboard, paste in the address bar, and (if you need to), refresh.

Having said that, WTF?
2004-12-21 02:26:20 AM  
pathetic life
2004-12-21 02:26:57 AM  

directly stolen from the SA forums. I'm pretty sure that's all fark does anymore. Steal from other webpages and create shiatty cliches.

1) Fark is a site all about gathering stuff from other sites into one easy to find place. So it should not surprise you that nothing here is original (except the PS contests).
2) Our cliches are not shiatty.
3) STFU.
2004-12-21 02:27:58 AM  
This has been on every forum on the internet over the last couple days. Summary of thread:

1. Pics are posted of guy engaging in passionate cybersex with blurred out female
2. Angry everquest player responds and says it's all a lie, threatens admins and person who posted pics
3. Everyone laughs at him for being in denial
4. Angry everquest player starts ranting about his girlfriend
5. His "girlfriend" shows up, yells at him for cheating on her, and says she's just his online girlfriend anyway
6. The admins shows up and mocks his threats of legal action
7. Angry EQ player keeps complaining and threatening to destroy all who dare mock him, etc.
8. People from dozens of other forums show up to laugh at EQ player.
2004-12-21 02:28:00 AM  
This thread is useless without pics.
2004-12-21 02:29:12 AM  
Also, this was on a lot of other forums before somethingawful if you check out the people who posted in the thread. SA picks up links from other places just like fark, deal with it. I even saw some totalfark people before anyone claiming to be from SA.
2004-12-21 02:30:09 AM  
damnit, I shoulda submitted this
2004-12-21 02:30:14 AM  
bah pics have been banned... did anyone snag them beforehand?
2004-12-21 02:32:43 AM

I find it disturbing that they let the blue and aqua baby dragon watch.
2004-12-21 02:35:09 AM  
wow pure comedic gold in some of these posts

You're cold busted. You got caught with your pants around your ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other fapping with the intensity of a boyscout starting his first campfire.
2004-12-21 02:35:14 AM  
This is the pic
2004-12-21 02:36:31 AM  
2004-12-21 02:37:17 AM  
That pic is gone man. I don't think anyone here has it either. Soon as an Admin wakes up and does a lil checkaroo, this thread is toast too.
2004-12-21 02:38:29 AM  
sweet jeebus, 2500 clicks from Fark alone
2004-12-21 02:39:25 AM  

It's not that they let them watch: By the account that I heard, Ceciljackass didn't lock the room he was in off from the rest of the game before he got down with his polygonal princess and his lvl. 45 Rod of Penetration.
2004-12-21 02:40:32 AM  
Ya know, back in the day, we're talking old school D&D and AD&D, you were too busy figuring which dice to throw to be fapping at yer opponents. And if you WERE fapping, everyone was fapping and the DM screamed at you to take it seriously!
ah, good times...good times
2004-12-21 02:40:53 AM  
I don't really know what I'm looking at there, but it sure looks like some nerd shiat to me.
2004-12-21 02:41:44 AM  
That poor site. :D
2004-12-21 02:43:13 AM  
Don't worry, no one reads these boards anyway

2004-12-21 02:45:46 AM  
alright i understand the general idea thanks to Doctor Doom, but i have no idea what everquest is, how he had sex with who, or what any pictures might have looked like (all are farked).

anyone feel like explaining to me?
2004-12-21 02:46:16 AM  
Rehosted Here because that site is going to get farked.
2004-12-21 02:47:46 AM  
Ok, cause the link is farked atm, hopefully someone who either plays EQ2 or understands this better can correct my summary of the events.

Guy gets room in EQ2, has cyber with chick.
Invisible guy records session and posts pics.
Subsequent nerd tantrums.

Now, how did the invis guy get in, and was he planted there by the chick to help embarass the guy(cause that would be really funny)?
2004-12-21 02:48:15 AM  
please someone tell me they have the original image

i'm dying to watch some EQ2 n3ts3x0rz

/needs to get laid, damned woman on pms
2004-12-21 02:48:59 AM  
I dont understand WTF is going on here?

Why is this funny?
2004-12-21 02:50:08 AM  
Wow, cyber cheating on a cyber girlfriend.
Even Scott Peterson thinks that's pathetic.
2004-12-21 02:51:57 AM  
When I first saw the picture, I couldn't tell there was anything but text blurred out, so i thought it was just the guy talking to himself. That probably would have been more amusing.
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