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2023-01-16 12:46:09 AM  
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2023-01-16 7:27:20 AM  
"Point on this naked human to where Raggedy Andy touched you."
2023-01-16 8:15:35 AM  
You have to wait for him to fall asleep.  His wallet is in his pants hanging on the door. Only take half and he probably won't notice....
2023-01-16 10:00:46 AM  
"Sure, we are just dolls, but we are FEMALE dolls. So, Republicans will try to control us anyway."
2023-01-16 11:33:02 AM  
Don't worry, Richard Hammond, we'll get you a proper set of clothes once Jeremy is back from being racist somewhere.
2023-01-16 1:01:37 PM  
Don't worry. It won't be you . We import the wicker man sacrifice.
2023-01-16 1:03:47 PM  
But I poop from there.
2023-01-16 1:04:24 PM  
...and that is how we got stuffed.
2023-01-16 1:04:47 PM  
"Sorry, sister-wife. He wants YOU until the 6 year old is 7!"
2023-01-16 1:08:39 PM  
"When I said 'he felt me' I meant that's the fabric he made me with. Do I look like a Real DollTM to you?"
2023-01-16 1:12:18 PM  
"None of us want to go on a date with Roy Moore, but we live in Alabama and it's just a cross we all must bear."
2023-01-16 1:12:22 PM  
Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down.
2023-01-16 1:12:26 PM  
Whatever you do don't go behind the tool shed
2023-01-16 1:17:07 PM  
"Ah, you know what you are? You're one of those little 'fancy lads', aren't ya?"

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2023-01-16 1:24:29 PM  
Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits?
2023-01-16 1:41:28 PM  
And, that is how babby is stuffed.
2023-01-16 1:50:07 PM  
"....And, that's why we don't trust anything that Donald Trump says."

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2023-01-16 1:50:54 PM  
... and that's how we churn the butter
2023-01-16 1:51:05 PM  
hold on.  see THIS is what i was talking about.  you can't just steal every soul that wanders by.  watch out for the fresh ones and even then only take every 3rd one or so.  don't worry you'll still have enough for yourself AND for tribute to the Undying One.
2023-01-16 1:52:34 PM  
Your first time swallowing a soul is always the hardest. But trust me dear, most of these people are already dead inside and will never know the difference. Especially that one there with the camera.
2023-01-16 1:52:36 PM  
Little Timmy is heading toward the well. This is your chance!
2023-01-16 2:01:58 PM  
Is you taking notes on a criminal farking conspiracy?
2023-01-16 2:09:30 PM  
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'I know you poop from there, dear. But Mr. Gaetz insists.'
2023-01-16 3:31:32 PM  
Just wait for the child to bend down to look, then one good shove and it's in the oven. Shut the door and roast for about 10 minutes/lb for medium rare.
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2023-01-16 4:37:16 PM  
Do you know what a shiat barometer is?  Measures the shiat pressure in the air. When the barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the shiat pressure. I tried to warn you, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the shiat winds are a-comin'.....
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