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(ESPN)   It's the second straight week for the Ravens and Bengals battling each other with the loser being eliminated this time. Will it be the Cincinnati Bengals repeating as winners? Or will the Baltimore Ravens win? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on NBC   (espn.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-14 10:48:09 PM  
Anybody but the Ravens, dude.
 
Nefarious [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-15 10:27:31 AM  
Last call for  The Fark Playoff Challenge PW: Fark
 
downstairs [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 11:15:25 AM  
Two quarterback strategy!

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35451932/sources-ravens-play-tyler-huntley-anthony-brown-vs-bengals
 
UNC_Samurai
2023-01-15 7:49:57 PM  

downstairs: Two quarterback strategy!

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35451932/sources-ravens-play-tyler-huntley-anthony-brown-vs-bengals


Craig Morton just laughs
 
interstellar_tedium
2023-01-15 7:50:48 PM  
Ravens are toast
 
poconojoe [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 7:52:53 PM  
as a Steelers fan, I'm just rooting for chaos
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 7:53:17 PM  
So we get Chefs-Ratbirds/Bills-Jags or Chefs-Jags/Bills-Bengals. (We know which is likely, just saying it out loud.)
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 7:54:34 PM  

poconojoe: as a Steelers fan, I'm just rooting for chaos


I don't think you're rooting for chaos because you're a Steelers fan. Lots of us here are rooting for chaos, even NFC fans. I think you're rooting for chaos because you're a Farker.
 
fatalvenom
2023-01-15 7:55:33 PM  

kdawg7736: Anybody but the Ravens, dude.


I doubt that will be a problem

/is responsible for canceling that show you really liked
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 7:56:56 PM  

kdawg7736: Anybody but the Ravens, dude.


I kinda think the Bengals are going to win it all, dude.

Keep that on the low-low, I can't be seen to think good things about a farking AFC North team.

So, Fark the Ratbirds. Last time I get to say that this year.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 7:57:40 PM  
Mostly good games so far. Don't let us down.

But I feel the Ravens will. And then the Bengals will beat the Bills next week.
 
eddievercetti
2023-01-15 7:57:46 PM  
HeathenHealer right now
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/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 7:58:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I kinda think the Bengals are going to win it all, dude.


I think it might be Purdy successful in Santa Clara.
 
raukos7
2023-01-15 8:01:48 PM  

puffy999: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I kinda think the Bengals are going to win it all, dude.

I think it might be Purdy successful in Santa Clara.


Cincinnati, Buffalo, KC, San Francisco are all good enough to win it. Philadelphia should though.
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:02:14 PM  
Go Bengals!

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/always wins - never ties - Tic Tac Toe
 
eddievercetti
2023-01-15 8:02:54 PM  

Polish Hussar: Go Bengals!

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2 for 2?
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 8:03:54 PM  
Partner wants to know why Apple doesn't sponsor a segment on turnovers in the pregame show.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:03:57 PM  

eddievercetti: HeathenHealer right now
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/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.


Ha pretty much. That game played-out how I expected. Tight game but the Vikings just can't get stops. I'm not really upset. It was such a fun ride this year and we weren't going anywhere in the playoffs.

Congrats Giants. I'm genuinely happy for them and their fans.

Early beer league hockey. Might sneak into the end of the thread.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:04:38 PM  

eddievercetti: HeathenHealer right now
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/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.


Oh and I'm WAY better looking than that guy.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:04:43 PM  

HeathenHealer: eddievercetti: HeathenHealer right now
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/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.

Ha pretty much. That game played-out how I expected. Tight game but the Vikings just can't get stops. I'm not really upset. It was such a fun ride this year and we weren't going anywhere in the playoffs.

Congrats Giants. I'm genuinely happy for them and their fans.

Early beer league hockey. Might sneak into the end of the thread.


Penis!
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 8:05:29 PM  
All the talking heads picked the Bengals to win.

Ergo, the Ravens will win.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:05:49 PM  

puffy999: HeathenHealer: eddievercetti: HeathenHealer right now
[thumbs.gfycat.com image 198x214]

/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.

Ha pretty much. That game played-out how I expected. Tight game but the Vikings just can't get stops. I'm not really upset. It was such a fun ride this year and we weren't going anywhere in the playoffs.

Congrats Giants. I'm genuinely happy for them and their fans.

Early beer league hockey. Might sneak into the end of the thread.

Penis!


PENIS!
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:05:50 PM  
Announcers all picking the Bengals setting up the jinx
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-01-15 8:05:50 PM  
WHO, and I cannot emphasize this enough, DEY.

In fairness, I fully expect the Bengals to get thrashed at some point: by the Bills, the Chiefs, or whoever comes out on top on the NFC side.  But it ain't happening tonight.  The Ravens simply don't have the personnel.
 
Nefarious [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:06:24 PM  

ariseatex: All the talking heads picked the Bengals to win.

Ergo, the Ravens will win.


Which if it occurred would be the biggest upset this weekend
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:07:23 PM  

HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: eddievercetti: HeathenHealer right now
[thumbs.gfycat.com image 198x214]

/New coach, hell of a run though. Kirk is sus as fark.

Ha pretty much. That game played-out how I expected. Tight game but the Vikings just can't get stops. I'm not really upset. It was such a fun ride this year and we weren't going anywhere in the playoffs.

Congrats Giants. I'm genuinely happy for them and their fans.

Early beer league hockey. Might sneak into the end of the thread.

Penis!

PENIS!


PHALLUS!
 
knbber2
2023-01-15 8:08:27 PM  
Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  Just saw all the "experts" choose Cincy.  They are now doomed.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 8:09:36 PM  
Cris Collinsworth Drunk-O-Meter: 8.5 (out of 10)
 
Quivering Moist
2023-01-15 8:09:44 PM  
oh no

not tirico

i'd rather dredge my balls in lighter fluid than listen to gropey mike for 3 hours
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:10:12 PM  
No fake HOOKER BOOTS tonight, but have fun goofing on Collinsworth!
 
markhwt
2023-01-15 8:10:13 PM  
Ive actually liked collinsworth this year. Idk whats wrong with me.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-01-15 8:10:50 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: No fake HOOKER BOOTS tonight, but have fun goofing on Collinsworth!


But... I have been waiting all day for Sunday night.  Will no one acknowledge my pain?
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-01-15 8:11:28 PM  
So far next week we have Philly, NYG, 9ers, Bills, KC, with Bengals likely and Dallas/TB a pick-em.  Probably the best week of the year coming up.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-01-15 8:12:12 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: So far next week we have Philly, NYG, 9ers, Bills, KC, with Bengals likely and Dallas/TB a pick-em.  Probably the best week of the year coming up.


...oh, and Jax.
 
Spectrum
2023-01-15 8:12:13 PM  
As a Chiefs fan, I am legally obligated to root for the Ravens. After today's game, I am no longer afraid of the Bills. I am still afraid of the Bengals. Go Ravens!
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:12:35 PM  

Quivering Moist: oh no

not tirico

i'd rather dredge my balls in lighter fluid than listen to gropey mike for 3 hours


Kinda makes me wonder how anyone can ever watch football, because based on the weekly reactions I've observed over the years everyone who has ever called a football game outside of Keith Jackson is the worst announcer ever and nobody can stand listening to them.
 
raukos7
2023-01-15 8:13:01 PM  
Let's go Ravens!

/Not that I have high hopes for this game, but I'm still going to yell at the TV
 
markhwt
2023-01-15 8:13:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Quivering Moist: oh no

not tirico

i'd rather dredge my balls in lighter fluid than listen to gropey mike for 3 hours

Kinda makes me wonder how anyone can ever watch football, because based on the weekly reactions I've observed over the years everyone who has ever called a football game outside of Keith Jackson is the worst announcer ever and nobody can stand listening to them.


biatching while watching sports is half the fun.
 
knbber2
2023-01-15 8:14:00 PM  

Spectrum: As a Chiefs fan, I am legally obligated to root for the Ravens. After today's game, I am no longer afraid of the Bills. I am still afraid of the Bengals. Go Ravens!


Yup, Bills no longer seem to be the main threat.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-01-15 8:14:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Quivering Moist: oh no

not tirico

i'd rather dredge my balls in lighter fluid than listen to gropey mike for 3 hours

Kinda makes me wonder how anyone can ever watch football, because based on the weekly reactions I've observed over the years everyone who has ever called a football game outside of Keith Jackson is the worst announcer ever and nobody can stand listening to them.


Romo's OK, and I like goofing on Collinsworth.
 
eddievercetti
2023-01-15 8:15:10 PM  
God I wish NBC/ESPN would get Gus Johnson out of College Football limbo.
 
UNC_Samurai
2023-01-15 8:15:57 PM  
TJ WHOSYOMOMMA!
 
robertus [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:16:37 PM  
According to Harbaugh, we might see third-string undrafted rookie quarterback and Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown tonight.
 
foo monkey
2023-01-15 8:16:51 PM  
Justin Tucker looks like he's never heard of leg day.
 
Quivering Moist
2023-01-15 8:16:57 PM  

markhwt: Ive actually liked collinsworth this year. Idk whats wrong with me.


I'm OK with Collinsworth overall

Yea, he's a doof, but so's Gronk

He's a smarter doof

I don't get why people rag on him so much

But I also don't get Nickelback either, so
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:16:58 PM  

UNC_Samurai: TJ WHOSYOMOMMA!


Man Oregon State had a team one year. He and Chad Johnson as the wideouts.
 
Quivering Moist
2023-01-15 8:17:37 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Quivering Moist: oh no

not tirico

i'd rather dredge my balls in lighter fluid than listen to gropey mike for 3 hours

Kinda makes me wonder how anyone can ever watch football, because based on the weekly reactions I've observed over the years everyone who has ever called a football game outside of Keith Jackson is the worst announcer ever and nobody can stand listening to them.

Romo's OK, and I like goofing on Collinsworth.


Frankly, I think Olsen is better than Romo
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-15 8:18:48 PM  

robertus: According to Harbaugh, we might see third-string undrafted rookie quarterback and Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown tonight.


And if he doesn't want to get slapped, he'll keep the name of the wife of my MD state Senator (William Smith) out of his damn mouth.

/blatherskite!
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-15 8:19:32 PM  

Quivering Moist: markhwt: Ive actually liked collinsworth this year. Idk whats wrong with me.


I'm OK with Collinsworth overall

Yea, he's a doof, but so's Gronk

He's a smarter doof

I don't get why people rag on him so much


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markhwt
2023-01-15 8:20:03 PM  

puffy999: Quivering Moist: markhwt: Ive actually liked collinsworth this year. Idk whats wrong with me.


I'm OK with Collinsworth overall

Yea, he's a doof, but so's Gronk

He's a smarter doof

I don't get why people rag on him so much

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