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Joelogon [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-14 2:38:04 PM  
"A pair of military-grade artillery shells were found tucked away in an old safe at a Wyckoff home on Thursday, according to local authorities."

As opposed to the non-military-grade artillery shells?
 
RolandTGunner [TotalFark]
2023-01-14 2:48:36 PM  

Joelogon: "A pair of military-grade artillery shells were found tucked away in an old safe at a Wyckoff home on Thursday, according to local authorities."

As opposed to the non-military-grade artillery shells?


Well, yeah, I suppose.
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fullyautomatic [OhFark]
2023-01-14 2:49:47 PM  
Proper thing to do with military grade shells is boil them, then cover with military grade cheese, and only then do you give them to the cops unwanted relatives.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-14 5:09:35 PM  
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time for PFC Bunny to test the shells
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-14 5:11:50 PM  
Our house...in the middle of our street...
 
Albert911emt [TotalFark]
2023-01-14 5:13:19 PM  

Joelogon: "A pair of military-grade artillery shells were found tucked away in an old safe at a Wyckoff home on Thursday, according to local authorities."

As opposed to the non-military-grade artillery shells?


I use only civilian-grade artillery shells, by ACME, Ronco, or Whamo.....as seen on Saturday morning TV.
 
Chucklz
2023-01-14 5:14:28 PM  

Another Government Employee: Our house...in the middle of our street...


And the next street, and a bit a few blocks over that way
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-14 5:20:34 PM  

Joelogon: "A pair of military-grade artillery shells were found tucked away in an old safe at a Wyckoff home on Thursday, according to local authorities."

As opposed to the non-military-grade artillery shells?


This.   Does the military grade on the curve?
 
wxboy
2023-01-14 5:23:16 PM  
Russia will pay top Ruble for those.
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-01-14 5:39:12 PM  

BitwiseShift: Joelogon: "A pair of military-grade artillery shells were found tucked away in an old safe at a Wyckoff home on Thursday, according to local authorities."

As opposed to the non-military-grade artillery shells?

This.   Does the military grade on the curve?


The military uses a strict quota system.  Believe me.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-14 5:42:47 PM  
Is there any other grade of shells? Well, I suppose. Never mind.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-01-14 6:33:30 PM  
Anyone who believe's they may have found military ordnance should dial 911 or call their local police department.

Another best practice is to avoid popping an air filled paper bag when the removal team is doing their thing.
 
Mock26
2023-01-14 7:57:47 PM  
Artillery shells? Or old bullet bra?

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Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-01-14 9:32:32 PM  

Mock26: Artillery shells? Or old bullet bra?

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It looks a tad chiily there.
:-{o
 
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