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(Newsweek)   Idaho Republican apologies for a moo point   (newsweek.com) divider line
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    More: Asinine, Cattle, Milk, Dairy farming, Roe v. Wade, Supreme Court of the United States, Dairy cattle, Dairy, Representative Jack Nelsen  
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2265 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jan 2023 at 1:08 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Weaver95
2023-01-13 12:11:28 PM  
Approves:

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Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 12:20:21 PM  
Article fails without quoting the reaction of his wife and granddaughters. Are they not women with their own voices too? Their reaction should be standard to get on the record in any such story.
 
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2023-01-13 12:20:30 PM  
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Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 12:38:31 PM  

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You really do have a BB gif for anything, don't you.
 
Kubo [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 12:46:30 PM  
With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-13 1:11:33 PM  
At least the GOP is being honest for a change.
 
Skyfrog
2023-01-13 1:11:37 PM  
Republican Humor™
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 1:12:05 PM  
"I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."
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Weaver95
2023-01-13 1:12:47 PM  
Now I have to go back and rewatch Herogasm.
 
UltimaCS
2023-01-13 1:13:33 PM  
spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows

Is this frontier gibberish for beastiality?
 
Rent Party
2023-01-13 1:14:04 PM  
Jerome, Idaho is a literal shiat hole.  You can smell it from the freeway as you drive through it.

It surprises me not that this clown hails from there.
 
wutevr
2023-01-13 1:14:18 PM  

Somacandra: Article fails without quoting the reaction of his wife and granddaughters. Are they not women with their own voices too? Their reaction should be standard to get on the record in any such story.


This is Idaho.  Republican women are worse than their male counterparts, or they are meekly subservient.  those are the two choices.  Sadly neither will add much to this conversation.
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-01-13 1:15:11 PM  
FTFA: "I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."

But her emails.
 
Tomoko
2023-01-13 1:15:52 PM  

Skyfrog: Republican Humor™


Never funny, always offensive.
 
Chajeungna
2023-01-13 1:16:07 PM  

Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.


Hey Mr. Holier-than-thou, YOU try spending all day walking behind a line of what are functionally equivalent to naked women and see how long you last!
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 1:19:49 PM  
He was tickled pink to be there though... I told ya conservatives are pinkos.
 
HerptheDerp
2023-01-13 1:19:58 PM  
Make no mistake, if you're a woman you are livestock to Republicans. In fact if you're any minority, you are livestock to Republicans. They're only upset about it when they get caught saying it out loud.

But, you're either breedstock, servants, or meat for grinding.

If you are anything other than Cis, Hetero, White, Christian and Male, then you're somewhere on their list for termination at some point. And no amount of being a Pick-me! will save you when the wheel turns to coming after you next.
 
PhoenixFarker [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 1:24:50 PM  
I will give him credit for making an actual apology, not one of those "I'm sorry if I offended anyone" non-apologies.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 1:24:52 PM  
Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals

Isn't that how Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook?
 
leviosaurus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 1:27:08 PM  
Idaho gonna Idaho
 
fiddlehead
2023-01-13 1:28:59 PM  
the women's health thing

Thanks for trivializing it.
 
The Garden State
2023-01-13 1:32:06 PM  
Somebody needs to remind him that it only takes one stud to impregnate hundreds of heifers. All the rest are useless eaters who can be turned into tasty, tasty beef at any time with no discernible loss to the well-being of society. Except him, of course...simultaneously too stringy and too fatty, and probably suffering from mad cow disease. I'm afraid it's the dog food processor for you, sir.
 
CivilizedTiger
2023-01-13 1:37:37 PM  

Chajeungna: Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.

Hey Mr. Holier-than-thou, YOU try spending all day walking behind a line of what are functionally equivalent to naked women and see how long you last!


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zbtop
2023-01-13 1:37:39 PM  

PhoenixFarker: I will give him credit for making an actual apology, not one of those "I'm sorry if I offended anyone" non-apologies.


We can only hope he got back home after opening his mouth and was greeted by a rather unamused life partner with some opinions of their own.
 
Fista-Phobia
2023-01-13 1:40:38 PM  
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2023-01-13 1:45:55 PM  

Weaver95: Approves:

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Fista-Phobia
2023-01-13 1:48:05 PM  

Skyfrog: Republican Humor™


One thing's for certain, Greg Gutfeld should have died from bacterial meningitis instead of Jeff Beck.
 
I should be in the kitchen
2023-01-13 1:48:14 PM  
Religious conservatives have never viewed women as actual human beings; they're just emboldened to say the quiet parts out loud again. I consider them a threat to my safety and well-being and avoid them whenever possible.
 
Kalyco Jack
2023-01-13 1:51:05 PM  

Chajeungna: Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.

Hey Mr. Holier-than-thou, YOU try spending all day walking behind a line of what are functionally equivalent to naked women and see how long you last!


"But one moment of weakness with one coo..."
 
flypusher713
2023-01-13 1:53:53 PM  
In his introductory remarks, Nelsen told the first meeting of Idaho's Agricultural Affairs Committee on January 10: "I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."
After stating this, Nelsen chuckles before moving on with his introduction.

So he was trying the Schrodinger's douche bag gambit.  We'll see if he can actually go 2 years without saying equally stupid shiat.  Given that he's a GOPer, my $ is on "no, he can't."
 
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2023-01-13 1:54:39 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-13 2:00:08 PM  

Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.


So have I now, thanks to you.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-01-13 2:00:27 PM  
Nelsen stated: "I have always operated and will continue to operate under the standard that the government does not belong in the doctor's office."

"...well, except if she wants a medical procedure that upsets my conception of the Almighty. In that case, we need as much government as can fit between doctors and patients."
 
jst3p
2023-01-13 2:01:51 PM  
I don't know which I find more frustrating, the ignorant conservative men who say dumb shiat like this or the women who vote for them.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2023-01-13 2:02:35 PM  
33 posts in and my girl Doja isn't here?  For shame!

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jst3p
2023-01-13 2:03:52 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.

So have I now, thanks to you.


I reemember, long ago, reading a collection of Piers Anthony short stories, one of them was about a planet where human women were effectively cattle and bread for milk.

I won't go into detail but Anthiony has a messed up mind.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-01-13 2:08:12 PM  

jst3p: I don't know which I find more frustrating, the ignorant conservative men who say dumb shiat like this or the women who vote for them.


I'm a dude, but I find it incredibly frustrating that they make a point to hide behind having a wife or (grand)daughter(s) in their apologies.

Every single person on the damn planet was gestated in a uterus, but apparently that's not enough to get you to think of a uterus' owner as a person with agency unless you're farking it or your farking produced it?

Fark off. There are childless orphans who figured out what empathy is; convincing someone to let your dick inside them doesn't magically imbue you with understanding.

// despite what your Bible says about "knowing" someone
 
BoothbyTCD
2023-01-13 2:14:50 PM  
Bow-Chicka-Brown-Cow!
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-13 2:18:55 PM  

jst3p: Sexy Jesus: Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.

So have I now, thanks to you.

I reemember, long ago, reading a collection of Piers Anthony short stories, one of them was about a planet where human women were effectively cattle and bread for milk.

I won't go into detail but Anthiony has a messed up mind.


Indeed, he wrote Pornucopia and The Magic Fart.
 
saturn badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 2:24:56 PM  

special20: He was tickled pink to be there though... I told ya conservatives are pinkos.


In a later statement he was asked about his favorite breed of cow. He said he had none, that they are all pink on the inside.
 
aoktrouble
2023-01-13 2:27:15 PM  
ok enough internet for me today.. I just... I just can't....
 
Mad Canadian
2023-01-13 2:30:48 PM  

CivilizedTiger: Chajeungna: Kubo: With that comparison, it's a near certainty that that man has at least considered f*cking a cow.

Hey Mr. Holier-than-thou, YOU try spending all day walking behind a line of what are functionally equivalent to naked women and see how long you last!

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Sheep, cows...

Either way, the dog is gonna get it at the end!

/Thanks, Smokey!
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-13 2:31:30 PM  
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2023-01-13 2:33:36 PM  
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Hassan Ben Sobr
2023-01-13 2:33:40 PM  
Udder nonsense.
 
LarryDan43
2023-01-13 2:36:50 PM  
Cows have way more rights in Idaho
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-13 2:45:49 PM  
But that's exactly how Republicans view women.  Is he apologizing for saying it out loud?
 
Halfabee64
2023-01-13 2:55:14 PM  
All the Idaho Dudes

I've drunk a lot of wine
And I'm feelin' fine
Gonna race some cow to bed.
 
Dr. Bison
2023-01-13 3:12:58 PM  

lilbjorn: But that's exactly how Republicans view women.  Is he apologizing for saying it out loud?


Also, where was the emphasis? "Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals"
or "Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals"
 
mysha
2023-01-13 3:27:30 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: "I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."

But (the) emails.


They were probably buttery...
 
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