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2636 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jan 2023 at 11:46 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Notabunny [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 9:04:14 AM  
My client was only following orders
 
beezeltown [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 9:41:28 AM  

Notabunny: My client was only following orders


Then they'll have an easier time doing what the guard say to do for the next 5-20 years.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 9:49:51 AM  
Put them both in prison
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 10:35:24 AM  
While they are the best kind of correct, that doesn't actually absolve them of their responsibilities.
 
BeansNfranks
2023-01-13 11:49:33 AM  
Whatever happened to 'personal responsibility'?
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 11:50:02 AM  
Backstabbers, they'll turn on the country, they'll turn on Trump
 
Moroning [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 11:50:22 AM  
The party of personal responsibility!
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-01-13 11:50:40 AM  

EvilEgg: While they are the best kind of correct, that doesn't actually absolve them of their responsibilities.


Right? On the one hand, it was obvious incitement to and cheerleading of the in-progress riot by the former President.

On the other, whither Personal Responsibility?
 
jbtilley
2023-01-13 11:52:04 AM  
We all heard the orange dumbfark say it at his rally. People appear to be too afraid of his cult of dumbfarks to do anything about it.
 
Fart_Machine
2023-01-13 11:52:16 AM  

Notabunny: My client was only following orders


Aaaaaand thread over.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-13 11:53:27 AM  
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Huggermugger
2023-01-13 11:54:09 AM  

whither_apophis: Backstabbers, they'll turn on the country, they'll turn on Trump


'They're smiling in your face, all the time they wanna take your place!'
 
aremmes
2023-01-13 11:54:38 AM  
Yes, please, tell us all how TFG issued you orders and led you to attempt to subvert the will of the people. Yes, put it on the record too, that's fine, we'll be glad you did. Oh, no, don't hold back, feel free to let it all out, we're just listening.
 
Two16
2023-01-13 11:57:06 AM  

vudukungfu: Put them both in prison


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Gaythiest Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 11:59:04 AM  
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NutWrench
2023-01-13 12:00:13 PM  
Don't worry. Trump will take care of their legal expenses.

Lol.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2023-01-13 12:00:50 PM  
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TorpedoOrca
2023-01-13 12:03:28 PM  
Yes Trump told you to do it, but if he told you to jump off a cliff would y...

...you know what, let's test that one
 
farkitallletitend
2023-01-13 12:09:53 PM  
You're the fall guy. Trump is running for president again. You'll be able to watch if your prison biatch status lets you control the TV remote.
Maybe you'll get a white power tattoo across your back so your new beau has something read.
 
Deucednuisance
2023-01-13 12:17:31 PM  
Neo-Nazis find a New Way to say "I was only following orders".

(When there isn't any official chain of command and no actual responsibility to do so...)

New Lawyer doesn't find new way to make it a winning defense.

And the lack of Command structure makes it even weaker than when Original Nazis tried it.

Enjoy your Nutri-Loaf, Enrico!
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-01-13 12:17:58 PM  
Your Honor, my dumbass client heard the "Cha Cha Slide" once at a wedding and he just assumed the rest of life worked like that.
 
LouisZepher
2023-01-13 12:28:06 PM  

whither_apophis: Backstabbers, they'll turn on the country, they'll turn on Trump


Enemy of our enemy...
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2023-01-13 12:30:16 PM  

aremmes: Yes, please, tell us all how TFG issued you orders and led you to attempt to subvert the will of the people. Yes, put it on the record too, that's fine, we'll be glad you did. Oh, no, don't hold back, feel free to let it all out, we're just listening.


In other words, roll over on Stone and Bannon.
 
HighOnCraic
2023-01-13 12:30:19 PM  
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You know who ELSE was just following orders?!
 
Lusebagage
2023-01-13 1:11:43 PM  
Yes, you're both guilty, we already know, but its not like TFG made you idiots do it, you are still culpable.

That's like saying its the tacos fault for your tummy ache after eating 10 of them.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-13 2:01:43 PM  
Complicit, maybe, but not fully responsible, your client is capable of making his own bad decisions. This doesn't absolve your client in any way. But it does help build the cas against truno, so we thank you for that!
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-13 2:56:45 PM  
Brilliant move, pushing it off onto Trump, who is never going to be punished for anything.
 
nolanvoid1
2023-01-13 4:25:53 PM  
Wasn't Enrique an FBI informant? I was under the impression he'd spill his guts and cut a deal. I guess he couldn't even do that right.
 
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