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(Media Matters)   Tucker Carlson claims Andrew Cuomo was forced to resign for being white   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2023-01-13 1:17:23 AM  
That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌
 
2023-01-13 3:15:19 AM  
Those dang Democrats hate old white so much that they elected one president.
 
2023-01-13 3:21:52 AM  
Ah yes, the Eye-talian man is conveniently white today.
 
2023-01-13 3:22:33 AM  

mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌


Are Eye-talians considered white these days?
 
2023-01-13 3:31:54 AM  
Well I guess it makes sense to Tucker to see it that way. Look at how many Fox executives have had to resign for being white, after all. So many guys just losing their jobs for being white. And men. And predators. Just ordinary guys.
 
2023-01-13 3:40:14 AM  
What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?
 
2023-01-13 3:40:54 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?


Wind blew in a different direction today.
 
2023-01-13 3:42:52 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?


It's really simple. The Dems don't like him anymore and he's a sex pest. QED Fox loves him.
 
2023-01-13 3:51:02 AM  
I remember when science fiction fantasy didn't come from bow tie wearing conservative Ivy League Preppie Boys.
 
2023-01-13 3:59:04 AM  
fark Tucker, Tucker sucks.

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2023-01-13 3:59:56 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?


He was forced to resign for being a corrupt piece of shiat with a habit of feeling up women against their will.
 
2023-01-13 4:00:44 AM  

jm105: mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌

Are Eye-talians considered white these days?


Have been for a few decades.
 
2023-01-13 4:01:22 AM  
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2023-01-13 4:24:45 AM  
Conservatives do seem to think that what crimes you commit doesn't matter at all, only your skin color and the wealth you were born into.
 
2023-01-13 4:30:41 AM  
He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.
 
2023-01-13 4:35:37 AM  

NathanAllen: He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.


Northern Italy borders onto Switzerland. The guys from the north are about as white as you can get. The southern Italians are much swarthier so that's presumably what you're referring to, but it doesn't apply to the whole country.

/laughed my arse off at Will Ferrell's George Dubya Bush impersonation when he offers a prayer to "almost-Swiss-looking-Jesus" in rejecting the idea that Jesus might have been, you know, middle-eastern.
 
2023-01-13 4:43:51 AM  
Hahaha. Andrew Cuomo now has Tucker Carlson defending him. Tells you who the NY Dems are.

The NY Democratic Party is still riddled with his acolytes, including the current Governor, so it will take some major housecleaning to finally be rid of his stink.
 
2023-01-13 4:59:34 AM  

Aussie_As: NathanAllen: He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.

Northern Italy borders onto Switzerland. The guys from the north are about as white as you can get. The southern Italians are much swarthier so that's presumably what you're referring to, but it doesn't apply to the whole country.

/laughed my arse off at Will Ferrell's George Dubya Bush impersonation when he offers a prayer to "almost-Swiss-looking-Jesus" in rejecting the idea that Jesus might have been, you know, middle-eastern.


I get my red hair from my northern Italian grandfather. We have a lot of blondes and red heads in our family. You can see Switzerland from my aunt's house in the mountains north of Torino.
 
2023-01-13 5:00:00 AM  
Nina Blackburn: Your new album is "NWH: Fear Of A Black Hat."
Ice Cold: Right. But see actually that shiat was suppose to be "NWH: Fear Of A Black Hat," subtitled "Don't Shoot 'Til You See The Whites."
Nina Blackburn: Of their eyes?
Ice Cold: Whose eyes?
Nina Blackburn: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
Ice Cold: No, no, no! Don't shoot until you see the whites. Period. That's it. End of story. You know what I'm saying? But the record company, they dogged us out. They wouldn't let us put it on it.
Tasty Taste: Yeah. We should have busted a cap in their ass.
Tone Deaf: They're always trying to censor our shiat.
Nina Blackburn: For instance, with the song "Kill Whitey."
Ice Cold: That shiat was a whole big misunderstanding. They took the whole thing out of context.
Tone Deaf: They were trying to say we were advocating killing white people and shiat.
Tasty Taste: Yeah! Do I look like the type of Attractive and Successful African American that could kill a whole buncha white mutha farkas? I mean, you know, given a reason, but not on a humbug."
Nina Blackburn: Well, in the song lyrics I'm quoting: "He'll rip you off. He'll take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff. It isn't funny. He's the devil, see. Kill Whitey."
Ice Cold: Right. Now how can you listen to that and think we're talking about killing all white people?
Tone Deaf: Fact. We were talking about one specific whitey. Whitey Deluca our ex-manager.
Tasty Taste: He ripped us off for 70 g's.
Ice Cold: That's right. And Whitey Deluca wasn't even white. He was Italian. He was one of those olive complexion MFs you know.
Nina Blackburn: If I remember correctly, he ended up murdered?
Ice Cold: We wasn't in town when that shiat happened.
Tone Deaf: Wait a minute, we were here.
Ice Cold: No, no, no. We were in Cleveland like a "mo fo" remember?
Tone Deaf: Oh, yeah.
 
2023-01-13 5:08:01 AM  
It's only within my lifetime that Italians have been considered to be white.

Because WASP prep school boys like Carlson decided they weren't Anglo enough back in the day.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/10/12/opinion/columbus-day-italian-american-racism.html
 
2023-01-13 5:46:02 AM  

Aussie_As: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?

It's really simple. The Dems don't like him anymore and he's a sex pest. QED Fox loves him.


Yes, but Tucker defending Cuomo is still... yeah.  To flip it around it's sort of like if in 8 months we have Patton Oswalt defending Trump in all seriously for some, "Wait, WTF?" reason but nonetheless doing so

/except Oswalt has ethics and such and isn't a complete piece of shiat and wouldn't I'll grant you
//but it's nearly that level of "the hell?" heel turn
///to me anyway
 
2023-01-13 5:46:28 AM  

mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌


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2023-01-13 6:02:03 AM  

jm105: mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌

Are Eye-talians considered white these days?


The further west you go, the whiter Italians get.
 
2023-01-13 6:36:07 AM  

jm105: mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌

Are Eye-talians considered white these days?


They're close enough that they get accepted under the white umbrella by most people that care about that sort of thing.  At least as long as there are brown people around.  If there weren't black or brown people around they'd turn on the Italians and the Irish in a heartbeat.
 
2023-01-13 6:49:34 AM  

mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌


It wasn't that long ago that the trust fund class like tucker thought Italians weren't white.
 
2023-01-13 6:53:05 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?


In the midst of the GOP eating each other, Tucker is trying to distract with a tale of the Dems eating one of their own.  He sets up Cuomo as the censored victim of an overzealous woke party as a way to show "hey those out-of-control Dems are so much worse than we are, amiright?"
 
2023-01-13 6:56:32 AM  

jm105: mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌

Are Eye-talians considered white these days?


If Eye-talians aren't considered white, and Jews are never considered white by people who give a damn about that kind of thing... well, there's pretty much no white people in The Bible.  Imagine that.  All those pasty white elitist snobs all through the centuries basing their lives, philosophies and cultures on a book with no white people in it.  That's progressive!
 
2023-01-13 6:57:27 AM  
I have heard Tucker Carlson likes to eat a spoonful of Great Dane shat before every bedtime....

(see, anyone can make spurious and unfounded claims about things without proof..)
 
2023-01-13 6:57:34 AM  
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The Cuomo brothers have moved on.
 
2023-01-13 7:09:43 AM  
A woman was elected governor of NY. Since their menses make them crazy, women cannot govern, nor can they be elected in fair elections. Therefore, (((unknown forces))) must have orchestrated this crime against white maleness because of teh wokeness.

Open your eyes to the white genocide, people!!1!

// Also, just contributing to the great whitening discussion, in the Italian / Jewish NYC neighborhood where I grew up, Italian Americans considered themselves white, but some had a generational memory of when they weren't.
 
2023-01-13 7:11:47 AM  
People found out that he was a POS and then started treating him like a POS. What needs to be explained about that?
 
2023-01-13 7:12:40 AM  
When Tucker Carlson comes to your defense, you really need to do some deep reflection on your life.
 
2023-01-13 7:14:19 AM  
Jimmy Hoffa : Tony? Which Tony? They're all named Tony. I mean, what's the matter with Italians that they can only think of one name?
 
2023-01-13 7:14:49 AM  

misanthropicsob: Hahaha. Andrew Cuomo now has Tucker Carlson defending him. Tells you who the NY Dems are.

The NY Democratic Party is still riddled with his acolytes, including the current Governor, so it will take some major housecleaning to finally be rid of his stink.


Dems booted his ass out and you see that as a black eye for Dems?
 
2023-01-13 7:18:18 AM  
Is he implying that if he were any other color, he would have been allowed to sexually harass women all day with no consequences?
 
2023-01-13 7:21:41 AM  

jm105: mistahtom: That's absurd, he was forced to resign because he's Italian 🤌

Are Eye-talians considered white these days?


Depends on who you ask:
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2023-01-13 7:21:56 AM  

durbnpoisn: Is he implying that if he were any other color, he would have been allowed to sexually harass women all day with no consequences?


I think it's probably simpler.  Republicans hate people who aren't white, therefore Democrats must hate white people.
 
2023-01-13 7:27:36 AM  
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2023-01-13 7:54:10 AM  

LL316: People found out that he was a POS and then started treating him like a POS. What needs to be explained about that?


Doing that to someone who has the letter next to their name that you identify with is a concept that is completely alien to Republicans.
 
2023-01-13 7:59:26 AM  

advex101: When Tucker Carlson comes to your defense, you really need to do some deep reflection on your life.


Hitler loved dogs. Therefore dogs are evil.
 
2023-01-13 8:18:52 AM  

IlGreven: advex101: When Tucker Carlson comes to your defense, you really need to do some deep reflection on your life.

Hitler loved dogs. Therefore dogs are evil.


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2023-01-13 8:33:34 AM  
Something tells me that being white has a lot to do with forcing Tucker to be an idiot.
 
2023-01-13 8:35:11 AM  
Well if Tucker Carlson says it then it must be true.

/ yes
// Cuomo is white
 
2023-01-13 8:53:16 AM  

Aussie_As: NathanAllen: He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.

Northern Italy borders onto Switzerland. The guys from the north are about as white as you can get. The southern Italians are much swarthier so that's presumably what you're referring to, but it doesn't apply to the whole country.

/laughed my arse off at Will Ferrell's George Dubya Bush impersonation when he offers a prayer to "almost-Swiss-looking-Jesus" in rejecting the idea that Jesus might have been, you know, middle-eastern.


White people are from England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

This diversity and inclusion thing has gone way too far.
 
2023-01-13 9:08:29 AM  

NathanAllen: Aussie_As: NathanAllen: He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.

Northern Italy borders onto Switzerland. The guys from the north are about as white as you can get. The southern Italians are much swarthier so that's presumably what you're referring to, but it doesn't apply to the whole country.

/laughed my arse off at Will Ferrell's George Dubya Bush impersonation when he offers a prayer to "almost-Swiss-looking-Jesus" in rejecting the idea that Jesus might have been, you know, middle-eastern.

White people are from England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

This diversity and inclusion thing has gone way too far.


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2023-01-13 9:15:10 AM  
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2023-01-13 9:29:16 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: What did I miss recently? Republicans hated him during the Covid pandemic because he kept calling Trump a liar and stood up for a state that voted for Hillary. Why are they defending him now?


Because he was kicked out of office for sexual harassment and assault. They really like those things.
 
2023-01-13 9:31:16 AM  
sorry tuckypoo, it must be hard to grasp that dems don't slavishly back people no matter what they do like you guys do
 
2023-01-13 9:43:11 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NathanAllen: Aussie_As: NathanAllen: He's Italian, so he's not technically White.

But he does epitomize White people in the way he treats women.

Northern Italy borders onto Switzerland. The guys from the north are about as white as you can get. The southern Italians are much swarthier so that's presumably what you're referring to, but it doesn't apply to the whole country.

/laughed my arse off at Will Ferrell's George Dubya Bush impersonation when he offers a prayer to "almost-Swiss-looking-Jesus" in rejecting the idea that Jesus might have been, you know, middle-eastern.

White people are from England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

This diversity and inclusion thing has gone way too far.

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The Irish came to America in the eighteenth century, fleeing a homeland under foreign occupation and a caste system that regarded them as the lowest form of humanity. In the new country - a land of opportunity - they found a very different form of social hierarchy, one that was based on the color of a person's skin. Noel Ignatiev's 1995 book - the first published work of one of America's leading and most controversial historians - tells the story of how the oppressed became the oppressors; how the new Irish immigrants achieved acceptance among an initially hostile population only by proving that they could be more brutal in their oppression of African Americans than the nativists. This is the story of How the Irish Became White.

https://www.routledge.com/How-the-Irish-Became-White/Ignatiev/p/book/9780415963091
 
2023-01-13 10:22:56 AM  
You nailed it Tuck. That's why they replaced Anthony Cuomo with another white person.
 
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