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2023-01-12 9:00:16 AM  
Princess Diana "Look alike".

Well yeah, she bleached her hair blonde and appears to be a human female.
Other than that I don't see it.
 
2023-01-12 9:10:51 AM  
She looks more like Laura Dern.
 
2023-01-12 9:35:40 AM  
I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.
 
2023-01-12 9:47:52 AM  
Do cricket players use a catcher's mitt? Because that's what she looks like to me
 
2023-01-12 10:08:35 AM  
Princess Diana look alike?

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2023-01-12 10:40:28 AM  
Oh for f**k's sake.
 
2023-01-12 10:41:50 AM  
She's a posh totty. A posh totty!
 
2023-01-12 10:43:54 AM  
There's no cure for Brit-face
 
2023-01-12 10:44:21 AM  
Can Prince Harry please go away now?
 
2023-01-12 10:50:40 AM  
Well. That happened...so gross.
 
2023-01-12 10:51:36 AM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.


Yeah, I'm starting to think that Britons might be trash. I caught a fair amount of British TV last year when I was in Ireland and it was loaded with crap like "Naked Attraction" and such.
 
2023-01-12 10:52:08 AM  
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2023-01-12 10:52:58 AM  

SpectroBoy: Princess Diana "Look alike".

Well yeah, she bleached her hair blonde and appears to be a human female.
Other than that I don't see it.


Some say she looks like late Princess Diana, others don't see it. The only way to solve it is to make a
pole
 
2023-01-12 10:53:34 AM  
She looks like Bea Arthur
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At least someone's dream came to reality.
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2023-01-12 10:53:50 AM  

LewDux: SpectroBoy: Princess Diana "Look alike".

Well yeah, she bleached her hair blonde and appears to be a human female.
Other than that I don't see it.

Some say she looks like late Princess Diana, others don't see it. The only way to solve it is to make a
pole


A gallows pole? Isn't beheading more traditional though?
 
2023-01-12 10:57:36 AM  
Harry: "The British tabloid press is grotesque and profoundly cynical"

Press: "Oh yeah? Then why don't you fark you dead mother?"
 
2023-01-12 10:58:05 AM  
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2023-01-12 11:03:14 AM  
Daily Star makes me think UK is not actually a country, but rather a trailer park located deep within Arkansas or Missouri.
 
2023-01-12 11:03:23 AM  
I'm guessing "Poundland" is the equivalent of "Dollar Store"

But I wouldn't mind taking her to Poundland.... *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
 
2023-01-12 11:05:41 AM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.


Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.
 
2023-01-12 11:06:08 AM  

SpectroBoy: Princess Diana "Look alike".

Well yeah, she bleached her hair blonde and appears to be a human female.
Other than that I don't see it.


And lived to be 60, perhaps.
 
2023-01-12 11:06:32 AM  

ssa5: Daily Star makes me think UK is not actually a country, but rather a trailer park located deep within Arkansas or Missouri.



Even within the world of tabloids, The Daily Star is an extreme outlier - it's essentially a newspaper version of The National Enquirer.
 
2023-01-12 11:06:53 AM  

SpectroBoy: Princess Diana "Look alike".


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2023-01-12 11:09:04 AM  
The super fun thing about this is every ginger male who reads this will try to pose as Harry. She fed the trolls.
 
2023-01-12 11:11:31 AM  

John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.


it's like Daily Mail, The Sun and The Star had a baby
 
2023-01-12 11:11:51 AM  
I don't think Harry needs OnlyFans.
 
2023-01-12 11:16:17 AM  

John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.


Or ...

He fell in love with her and needs passive income to support their lifestyle.

He's a Prince. I'm sure he had his choice of women. Let him mess up his life chasing love like a commoner.
 
2023-01-12 11:17:47 AM  

John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.


I mean how dare someone who has been unfairly maligned by the press for most of his adult life try to correct the record about the lies that have been told about him and his wife. I mean, you literally made a dream list of things a rational person would want to do if they were wrongfully dragged through the mud by an entire country's media apparatus.
 
2023-01-12 11:21:42 AM  

shut_it_down: I mean how dare someone who has been unfairly maligned by the press for most of his adult life try to correct the record about the lies that have been told about him and his wife. I mean, you literally made a dream list of things a rational person would want to do if they were wrongfully dragged through the mud by an entire country's media apparatus.


.... and end up being even more disliked.
 
2023-01-12 11:25:39 AM  
"A "posh totty" OnlyFans star who is earning staggering sums by playing out punters' pervy Princess Diana fantasies"

That's a lot of alliteration from a janky journalist placed in a precarious position.
 
2023-01-12 11:29:57 AM  

trialpha: shut_it_down: I mean how dare someone who has been unfairly maligned by the press for most of his adult life try to correct the record about the lies that have been told about him and his wife. I mean, you literally made a dream list of things a rational person would want to do if they were wrongfully dragged through the mud by an entire country's media apparatus.

.... and end up being even more disliked.


Did he/they really expect anything different from the British press?
 
2023-01-12 11:34:19 AM  

trialpha: shut_it_down: I mean how dare someone who has been unfairly maligned by the press for most of his adult life try to correct the record about the lies that have been told about him and his wife. I mean, you literally made a dream list of things a rational person would want to do if they were wrongfully dragged through the mud by an entire country's media apparatus.

.... and end up being even more disliked.


In England, yeah. That's to be expected, since they're kind of the target of his ire. But he's always been more popular anywhere else in the world, and this book is aimed at those people who are willing to look critically at the royal institution and the actions of the British press.
 
2023-01-12 11:52:17 AM  
Well yeah maybe if you have bad eyesight.
 
2023-01-12 11:55:15 AM  

groppet: Well yeah maybe if you have bad eyesight.


Mr Magoo doesn't have eyesight that bad.
 
2023-01-12 12:02:51 PM  

Magnus Eisengrim: Can Prince Harry please go away now?


Note: Harry has done nothing to encourage this article. Perhaps you are asking the wrong people to disappear.
 
2023-01-12 12:15:53 PM  
Way back in the day on chat programs when I was asked what I looked like I'd say "you know who patrick swayze is?" OMG YES YOU LOOK LIKE HIM?!?!  "yep, except for the face hair and body I look just like him"

this article is that.
 
2023-01-12 12:17:34 PM  

John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.

Cooper probed further, asking, "Why be so public? Why reveal conversations you've had with your father or with your brother? You say you tried to do this privately."

Harry replied, "And every single time I've tried to do it privately, there have been briefings and leakings and planting of stories against me and my wife." He later added, "So now, trying to speak a language that perhaps [the family will] understand, I will sit here and speak truth to you with the words that come out of my mouth, rather than using someone else, an unnamed source, to feed in lies or a narrative to a tabloid media that literally radicalizes its readers to then potentially cause harm to my family, my wife, my kids."


One of their friends told Megan and Harry to start recording everything once the started to think of leaving. The tabloids and the press were going to have a field day with them.  Right now, they are controlling the narrative.
 
2023-01-12 12:46:18 PM  
Oh......ICK!
 
2023-01-12 12:58:47 PM  
Black Box Recorder - The New Diana
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1EfsV7Vnsfs
 
2023-01-12 1:45:39 PM  

Doo Doo Brown: I'm guessing "Poundland" is the equivalent of "Dollar Store"

But I wouldn't mind taking her to Poundland.... *wink wink* *nudge nudge*


Say no more.
 
2023-01-12 2:16:37 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

and continue to complain about Press attention while cashing the cheques.

He is being used by a vengeful Harpy who is acting under the delusion that she will be able to bring the House of Windsor down becasue she felt they did not pay her the respect she felt she deserved..

Good luck with that.  I knew Oliver Cromwell, and she is no Oliver Cromwell.

Or ...

He fell in love with her and needs passive income to support their lifestyle.

He's a Prince. I'm sure he had his choice of women. Let him mess up his life chasing love like a commoner.


I see.

So continuously dumping on your own family (including people who are dead and cannot answer back) and then demanding that they reconcile with him is all part of the plan?

Cunning these Brits.
 
2023-01-12 2:32:27 PM  

John the Magnificent: I see.

So continuously dumping on your own family (including people who are dead and cannot answer back) and then demanding that they reconcile with him is all part of the plan?

Cunning these Brits.


But enough about Charles and William....
 
2023-01-12 3:08:18 PM  
gross
 
2023-01-12 3:44:39 PM  

John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going


Looks like he took "don't bring a knife to gunfight" rather seriously.
 
2023-01-12 3:48:33 PM  

LewDux: John the Magnificent: Raymond Perjurytrap: I can't imagine what his gripe is with the British press.

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarranted attacks and then get yourself and your wife out of that situation = whingy baby.
Make a public offer for him to have sex with a "lookalike" of his dead mother = perfectly fine entertainment.

Or...

Complain about shiaty treatment and unwarrented attacks and then...

- get yourself a publicist,
- get yourself a personal 24/7 photographer
- get yourself a a number of PR firms
- go on Oprah
- do a Netflix multipart Doc
- go on several podcasts
- Stephen Colbert
- 60 Minutes
- CNN-and just about every media outlet going

Looks like he took "don't bring a knife to gunfight" rather seriously.


No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.
 
2023-01-12 4:31:36 PM  

John the Magnificent: No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.


They never claimed to want private, obscure lives with no media attention. That's a spin that was put on them by the British media to paint them as hypocrites. And you fell for it. What they actually said they wanted was to step back from working as royals while continuing to honor the Queen, Commonwealth, and their patronages. But the British tabloids are feral and spun their statements into something else entirely.
 
2023-01-12 4:58:04 PM  

shut_it_down: John the Magnificent: No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.

They never claimed to want private, obscure lives with no media attention. That's a spin that was put on them by the British media to paint them as hypocrites. And you fell for it. What they actually said they wanted was to step back from working as royals while continuing to honor the Queen, Commonwealth, and their patronages. But the British tabloids are feral and spun their statements into something else entirely.


shut_it_down: John the Magnificent: No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.

They never claimed to want private, obscure lives with no media attention. That's a spin that was put on them by the British media to paint them as hypocrites. And you fell for it. What they actually said they wanted was to step back from working as royals while continuing to honor the Queen, Commonwealth, and their patronages. But the British tabloids are feral and spun their statements into something else entirely.


You left out the part where they wanted to continue to receive the salaries and perks of the job without actually doing the job.  And as far a honouring the Queen I am sure dumping on her dead husband would have pleased her greatly.  But at least they honoured her by waiting until she died before venting their spleens.

But please continue to defend this 40+ year old man who is whining because daddy stopped his allowance and this D List cable actress who has made soooooo many accusations without supplying any actual proof.
 
2023-01-12 5:06:55 PM  

John the Magnificent: And as far a honouring the Queen I am sure dumping on her dead husband would have pleased her greatly.


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2023-01-12 5:07:36 PM  

John the Magnificent: shut_it_down: John the Magnificent: No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.

They never claimed to want private, obscure lives with no media attention. That's a spin that was put on them by the British media to paint them as hypocrites. And you fell for it. What they actually said they wanted was to step back from working as royals while continuing to honor the Queen, Commonwealth, and their patronages. But the British tabloids are feral and spun their statements into something else entirely.

shut_it_down: John the Magnificent: No no no.  It was all so they could be left alone to live their lives in quiet obscurity away from public scrutiny.  Especially the Publicist and PR FirmS.

They never claimed to want private, obscure lives with no media attention. That's a spin that was put on them by the British media to paint them as hypocrites. And you fell for it. What they actually said they wanted was to step back from working as royals while continuing to honor the Queen, Commonwealth, and their patronages. But the British tabloids are feral and spun their statements into something else entirely.

You left out the part where they wanted to continue to receive the salaries and perks of the job without actually doing the job.  And as far a honouring the Queen I am sure dumping on her dead husband would have pleased her greatly.  But at least they honoured her by waiting until she died before venting their spleens.

But please continue to defend this 40+ year old man who is whining because daddy stopped his allowance and this D List cable actress who has made soooooo many accusations without supplying any actual proof.


Not like you, who has ridden in on his high horse to defend what... some tabloid rags and a bunch of old British assholes?
 
2023-01-12 7:22:10 PM  
Maybe Diana after the wreck
I'm surprised they didn't splash her all over page 3
 
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