I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge
I've got lots and lots of lira, now my Deutschmark's getting dearer
And my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
Some people say it's folly but I'd rather have the lolly
With money you can make a smash

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing like a newly minted pound
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker
It's accountancy that makes the world go round

You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase
Money money money makes the world go round
(Money money money money money money money money money)