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(Daily Record (UK))   Humpty Dumpty is not an egg? This is shattering news   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
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aleister_greynight [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 3:24:15 PM  
Oh no, extremely arrogant character in a novel wasn't an egg, my world is over.
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-11 3:46:47 PM  

aleister_greynight: Oh no, extremely arrogant character in a novel wasn't an egg, my world is over.


Yeah, tfa headline made me think of this stupidity...

https://www.pcgamer.com/i-just-found-out-what-wi-fi-means-and-its-sending-me/

If finding out wifi technically doesn't stand for anything other than being easier to reference than the standards name is "sending" you...
Just painfully stupid.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-01-11 4:10:19 PM  
Ricky Gervais - Humpty Dumpty
Youtube UwAookPFWZQ
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-01-11 4:10:36 PM  
I apparently missed something...no article and all I saw was a short cartoon singing a Humpty Dumpty song.

Is that it?

Where does it say he's not an egg?
 
basscomm
2023-01-11 4:21:19 PM  

envirovore: aleister_greynight: Oh no, extremely arrogant character in a novel wasn't an egg, my world is over.

Yeah, tfa headline made me think of this stupidity...

https://www.pcgamer.com/i-just-found-out-what-wi-fi-means-and-its-sending-me/

If finding out wifi technically doesn't stand for anything other than being easier to reference than the standards name is "sending" you...
Just painfully stupid.


It seems weird that Wi-Fi and TWAIN stand for the same thing, but technology rarely makes sense.
 
PoweredByIrony
2023-01-11 4:33:21 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I apparently missed something...no article and all I saw was a short cartoon singing a Humpty Dumpty song.

Is that it?

Where does it say he's not an egg?


Where does the rhyme say he IS an egg?

The article asks you to think about a dismembered human instead of a harmless anthropomorphic egg.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2023-01-11 4:33:48 PM  
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall."

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Slypork
2023-01-11 5:00:42 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I apparently missed something...no article and all I saw was a short cartoon singing a Humpty Dumpty song.

Is that it?

Where does it say he's not an egg?


If you want a better article about Humpty Dumpty you need to check out Cracked.

Sorry I don't have any more yolks. I had to scramble to find this one but I'll admit I poached it from someone else. He didn't mind because he's a pretty good egg.
 
xrayspx [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 5:25:17 PM  
In my world, Humpty Dumpty will always be a potato chip.

/dill pickle
//ketchup
///CLAM!
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-01-11 5:44:55 PM  
I learned the rhyme before I learned he was an egg, which he wasn't.  Or something.
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-11 6:59:26 PM  
This comes as no shock, G.

Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)
Youtube PBsjggc5jHM
 
yellowjester
2023-01-11 7:33:58 PM  
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Sasquach
2023-01-11 9:33:17 PM  
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mengelji [OhFark]
2023-01-12 3:30:25 AM  
It's real to me! .gif
 
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