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(Daily Inter Lake)   A headline starting with "Kalispell Kreamery's Mary Tuck" is way less interesting than I'd hoped   (dailyinterlake.com) divider line
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    More: Giggity, Milk, Dairy farming, Cattle, Dairy cattle, Dairy co-owner Mary Tuck, work ethic, Grocery store, local grocery store chains  
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2023-01-11 8:05:40 PM  
We're linking vanity articles now?  Oy...
 
veale728
2023-01-11 8:09:28 PM  
At least her first name isn't Kerry.
 
cakeman [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 8:31:37 PM  
Nice success story.
 
morg
2023-01-11 8:56:27 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: We're linking vanity articles now?  Oy...


If you get to the end there's a recipe for Cobb Salad.
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 8:57:19 PM  
Don't expect much from Montana pr0n.

/gonna be a dental floss tycoon
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:41:13 PM  
Good luck - Montana is already in pretty good hands with Wilcoxson's:

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DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-11 9:48:39 PM  
Can I try King Tuck's Chunky Monkey?
 
CrustyHoor
2023-01-11 10:02:37 PM  
Is that anything like a Tuppeny Upright?
 
Coco LaFemme [OhFark]
2023-01-11 10:20:29 PM  
Any business that spells a word with a "K" that usually would be spelled with a "C", particularly when the word in front of it also begins with a K, is doing that on purpose.

Seriously.

It's a wink and a nod to the white hoods and robes brigade. You see that a lot down here in the South, but also in rural backwater areas. "Kelly's Kreamy Kones" isn't just creative spelling, and everyone knows it.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-11 10:24:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Any business that spells a word with a "K" that usually would be spelled with a "C", particularly when the word in front of it also begins with a K, is doing that on purpose.

Seriously.

It's a wink and a nod to the white hoods and robes brigade. You see that a lot down here in the South, but also in rural backwater areas. "Kelly's Kreamy Kones" isn't just creative spelling, and everyone knows it.


Their milk products aren't good, just oKKK.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2023-01-11 10:47:52 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Coco LaFemme: Any business that spells a word with a "K" that usually would be spelled with a "C", particularly when the word in front of it also begins with a K, is doing that on purpose.

Seriously.

It's a wink and a nod to the white hoods and robes brigade. You see that a lot down here in the South, but also in rural backwater areas. "Kelly's Kreamy Kones" isn't just creative spelling, and everyone knows it.

Their milk products aren't good, just oKKK.


I hear it's great if you're blacktose intolerant
 
Birnone
2023-01-11 10:52:47 PM  
nothing has stopped them from milking the cows when needed - even when every single one of them had the flu

Those poor cows, even when they have the flu they still gotta produce milk.
 
wiredroach
2023-01-11 10:56:06 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Any business that spells a word with a "K" that usually would be spelled with a "C", particularly when the word in front of it also begins with a K, is doing that on purpose.

Seriously.

It's a wink and a nod to the white hoods and robes brigade. You see that a lot down here in the South, but also in rural backwater areas. "Kelly's Kreamy Kones" isn't just creative spelling, and everyone knows it.


Or maybe it's just because it's in the town of Kalispell.
 
cefm
2023-01-11 11:06:07 PM  
Kalispell smells like shiat.
The sewage treatment plant is by the soccer fields (and the airport, it was unwanted land) so I always remember the smell of shiat in kalispell. Hate that place.
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-11 11:20:10 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Any business that spells a word with a "K" that usually would be spelled with a "C", particularly when the word in front of it also begins with a K, is doing that on purpose.

Seriously.

It's a wink and a nod to the white hoods and robes brigade. You see that a lot down here in the South, but also in rural backwater areas. "Kelly's Kreamy Kones" isn't just creative spelling, and everyone knows it.


Or you could blame this sort of alliteration on the Kardashians.
 
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