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(Al Jazeera)   Try to steal a ten-ton statue and whaddya get? Another day older, and pharaoh regret   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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    More: Dumbass, Ramesses II, Pharaoh, Egypt, Ancient Egypt, investigation of the suspects, New Kingdom, Egyptian authorities, Egypt's Public Prosecution  
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2795 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2023 at 9:35 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Literally Addicted [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:10:47 AM  
Probably a little back strain too
 
pc_gator [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:38:05 AM  
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DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-11 9:38:41 AM  
An investigation of the suspects' mobile phones revealed that they had sent video clips of digging operations and of what appear to be ancient statues via social messaging apps.

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Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:46:37 AM  
The mummy's curse?
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-11 9:47:20 AM  
Don't try to look antiquities in Aswan..They give a dam...

Then there's the...

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tembaarmswide [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:50:16 AM  
They didn't realize that you have to be British, French, or German if you want to loot Egyptian antiquities and get away with it.
 
hugram [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 9:55:51 AM  
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zimbomba63
2023-01-11 10:02:09 AM  
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p51d007
2023-01-11 10:08:56 AM  
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dryknife
2023-01-11 10:17:27 AM  
Not yours!

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Mine!
 
Atomic Redneck
2023-01-11 10:22:44 AM  
Is Hobby Lobby redecorating?
 
theresnothinglft
2023-01-11 10:24:41 AM  
He owes his soul to Anubis's store.
 
Bruscar
2023-01-11 10:26:34 AM  
Oh . . . we're just out on a bit a picnic. Don't mind the crane. We use it to serve watercress sandwiches.
 
Alebak
2023-01-11 10:33:41 AM  
How?

Why??

It's not like you can slap that down in your living room to show off.

"Hey check out my statue"

"Huh, doesn't that look like the same statue that was stolen earlier and the Egyptian government made a big deal about it?"

"...No?"

"Also how did you get this in your house"
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 10:35:26 AM  
They couldn't give us a photo of the farking thing? Dicks.
 
some_beer_drinker
2023-01-11 10:43:55 AM  

dryknife: Not yours!

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Mine!


this guy is so full of shiat
 
txwebguy
2023-01-11 10:44:04 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: An investigation of the suspects' mobile phones revealed that they had sent video clips of digging operations and of what appear to be ancient statues via social messaging apps.

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Likely sending proof to their Asian/Russian/CryptoBro "investor" they were working for.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-11 10:50:07 AM  

txwebguy: DarkSoulNoHope: An investigation of the suspects' mobile phones revealed that they had sent video clips of digging operations and of what appear to be ancient statues via social messaging apps.

[y.yarn.co image 400x300]

Likely sending proof to their Asian/Russian/CryptoBro "investor" they were working for.


You gotta please your boss by showing them everything by streaming video:

Barry - The Chechens get raided. By everyone..!
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zulius
2023-01-11 11:09:15 AM  
Jody Gray, Andy Ezrin - The Man In Gauze
Youtube tVQ0niE_dSo
 
whatsupchuck [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 11:13:48 AM  
You'd better have a ten ton bag of sand handy or you're gonna get caught.

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dryknife
2023-01-11 11:25:10 AM  

neongoats: They couldn't give us a photo of the farking thing? Dicks.


I know, right?
But I found one for realz


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stuffy
2023-01-11 11:38:59 AM  
They crazy? You have to be London Museum to get away with that.
 
cakeman [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 11:46:12 AM  
I think they just wanted the smaller stuff underneath. The holy shpilkes in its tuckus .
 
tembaarmswide [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 11:54:33 AM  

stuffy: They crazy? You have to be London Museum to get away with that.


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houstondragon
2023-01-11 12:24:55 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: An investigation of the suspects' mobile phones revealed that they had sent video clips of digging operations and of what appear to be ancient statues via social messaging apps.

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Did they work for and post it to the British Museum site?
 
grimlock1972
2023-01-11 12:46:45 PM  
Idiots, Idiots on multiple levels.
 
Diagonal [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 1:34:12 PM  
Then there were the people who studied ancient plumbing fixtures amongst the Egyptian elite.

They were known as...

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TheOtherDub
2023-01-11 2:28:07 PM  
Moloko - Indigo (Official Video)
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-11 2:35:06 PM  
The headline made me chuckle.
 
bibliophile42 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-11 3:53:33 PM  
Is this to he Egyptian version the folks in the US who were caught stealing bridges?
 
LOLITROLU
2023-01-11 5:56:25 PM  

Alebak: How?

Why??

It's not like you can slap that down in your living room to show off.

"Hey check out my statue"

"Huh, doesn't that look like the same statue that was stolen earlier and the Egyptian government made a big deal about it?"

"...No?"

"Also how did you get this in your house"


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