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Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 6:49:43 PM  
She wrote such a gushing letter to the judge about what a wonderful man this guy is, yet he's obviously an utter asshole (GIS "How do I get rid of a 115 lbs body?"). Most people don't have a clue about who is a good person or a bad person.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 6:58:56 PM  

Lambskincoat: She wrote such a gushing letter to the judge about what a wonderful man this guy is, yet he's obviously an utter asshole (GIS "How do I get rid of a 115 lbs body?"). Most people don't have a clue about who is a good person or a bad person.


Maybe she didn't actually write it.
 
Warthog [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 7:04:46 PM  
The trash facility was a shred and burn facility.   They ain't gonna find a body.  Just DNA on the truck, and the receiving bay, and the conveyor belt.
 
Twilight Farkle [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-10 7:18:41 PM  
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maddan [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-10 7:19:49 PM  
Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 7:25:55 PM  
Jim Duggan inconsolable.
 
Markoff_Cheney [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-10 7:37:34 PM  
"How to leave murder cleanup evidence in ways to implicate your family and friends"
 
bedonkadonk [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 7:39:48 PM  
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 9:15:41 PM  
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex's parking lot's surface.
 
New Rising Sun
2023-01-10 9:51:21 PM  
Source says extremely rare to produce a death certificate with only human tissue but it has been done.

*shudder*.  "Wow we don't normally do this, but holy crap that is a lot of blood."
 
Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-10 9:52:17 PM  
Probably just from someone who was bitten by a ill advised pet poisonous snake, and unable to summon help, had their leg go gangrenous, and they were forced to amputate their own leg. This is not as rare as one might think. Probably.
 
trvth [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 9:59:47 PM  
I guess it's pretty serious.
 
SomeAmerican
2023-01-10 10:00:10 PM  
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DrEMHmrk2 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-10 10:01:15 PM  

SomeAmerican: [i.imgflip.com image 577x433]


Thank you, this is what I was coming to reference.
 
ctighe2353
2023-01-10 10:06:02 PM  
Who was the farker that called this scenario 2 days ago?
Someone here said they would find the body somewhere between his and his mom's house.

Please stand up and claim your prize.... also the police would like to have a word with you.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-01-10 10:09:11 PM  
Somehow I missed this story until today. I guess because she isn't in her 20s and without childrens. Those are the most important events.
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:09:24 PM  

maddan: Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.


20 minutes of B-roll at Home Depot with Jane Pauley describing how a hacksaw blade is made, how it's teeth are set for maximum destruction of material, sinister music rises and falls, the Mexican guy cuts a piece of 1/4" aluminum rod using a hacksaw while wearing full protective gear, the goggles are upside down, then Keith Morrison walks in with a pink human femur and quietly asks for no questions, music builds as bone is cut through, teaser for next segment: how the killer might have parked when buying the saw, jarring transition to a commercial for an inscrutable pharmaceutical.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:19:24 PM  
There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:21:25 PM  

leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies


No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:25:56 PM  

433: leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies

No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.


The google search  makes me think he's guilty.

The hacksaw and blood at his mom's place moreso, but sometimes the simplest answer isn't correct and things get weird. could be two murderers in the neighborhood
 
chitownmike
2023-01-10 10:26:16 PM  
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ace in your face [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:27:29 PM  

ctighe2353: Who was the farker that called this scenario 2 days ago?
Someone here said they would find the body somewhere between his and his mom's house.

Please stand up and claim your prize.... also the police would like to have a word with you.


I don't remember which thread, but I said bets on the husband. It's almost always the husband.
 
PunGent
2023-01-10 10:31:24 PM  

Sexy Jesus: maddan: Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.

20 minutes of B-roll at Home Depot with Jane Pauley describing how a hacksaw blade is made, how it's teeth are set for maximum destruction of material, sinister music rises and falls, the Mexican guy cuts a piece of 1/4" aluminum rod using a hacksaw while wearing full protective gear, the goggles are upside down, then Keith Morrison walks in with a pink human femur and quietly asks for no questions, music builds as bone is cut through, teaser for next segment: how the killer might have parked when buying the saw, jarring transition to a commercial for an inscrutable pharmaceutical.


"Concerned about rising crime rates?  Try Calmium trioxide."
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2023-01-10 10:31:41 PM  

maddan: Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.


"You could've hidden that bloody rug.

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But you didn't do that, did you?"
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:33:08 PM  
This was him coming out of his arraignment for "misleading police" during the investigation.

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ace in your face [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:35:34 PM  

jaylectricity: This was him coming out of his arraignment for "misleading police" during the investigation.

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Their poor kids. I hope they never speak to him again.
 
Carthax
2023-01-10 10:36:20 PM  

jaylectricity: missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex's parking lot's surface.


What does that make us?
 
Carthax
2023-01-10 10:36:57 PM  

SomeAmerican: [i.imgflip.com image 577x433]


god dammit so much
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-01-10 10:42:26 PM  

jaylectricity: This was him coming out of his arraignment for "misleading police" during the investigation.

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Moobs like that are going to make him awfully popular on D Block
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:45:02 PM  

leeksfromchichis: 433: leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies

No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.

The google search  makes me think he's guilty.  The hacksaw and blood at his mom's place moreso, but sometimes the simplest answer isn't correct and things get weird. could be two murderers in the neighborhood


If he says he didn't do it, you know maybe he's on to something and there's another alleged murderer out there.

You have to explore both sides.  Two sides to every story.  It could have been anyone but it wasn't me.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:46:11 PM  

ace in your face: jaylectricity: This was him coming out of his arraignment for "misleading police" during the investigation.

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Their poor kids. I hope they never speak to him again.


It's sad because apparently they're having a hard time figuring out how to take care of the kids. I didn't hear what they said on the news, but my lady said, "What? They don't have any family that can take the kids in? I can't find a story about that, but I fear they're wards of the state at the moment.

I did find this story while looking.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/10/inside-the-marriage-of-ana-walshe-and-sociopath-brian-walshe/
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:47:22 PM  

jaylectricity: "What? They don't have any family that can take the kids in?"


Sorry, I didn't put the end quote in, go back and read it again as if I put the end quote in.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 10:48:13 PM  

433: leeksfromchichis: 433: leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies

No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.

The google search  makes me think he's guilty.  The hacksaw and blood at his mom's place moreso, but sometimes the simplest answer isn't correct and things get weird. could be two murderers in the neighborhood

If he says he didn't do it, you know maybe he's on to something and there's another alleged murderer out there.

You have to explore both sides.  Two sides to every story.  It could have been anyone but it wasn't me.


I'll await his new book "If I Did It".
 
trappedspirit
2023-01-10 10:56:23 PM  
"Hacksaw and Blood" is the name of my Heart tribute jug band.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 11:14:29 PM  

jaylectricity: 433: leeksfromchichis: 433: leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies

No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.
The google search  makes me think he's guilty.  The hacksaw and blood at his mom's place moreso, but sometimes the simplest answer isn't correct and things get weird. could be two murderers in the neighborhood
If he says he didn't do it, you know maybe he's on to something and there's another alleged murderer out there.
You have to explore both sides.  Two sides to every story.  It could have been anyone but it wasn't me.

I'll await his new book "If I Did It".


See, that's right.  The real killer or killers, damn shame.  This guy said he didn't do it, so, yeah.  :)
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 11:20:08 PM  
He bought 3 kids smoothies and 2 adult smoothies on Jan 2 the day after she disappeared, but a couple days before he reported it. Now, I get it...he thought she flew to her job. And didn't think it was weird that he didn't hear from her when she landed, when she got to the office or whatever. I can't get 8 hours without phone calls from my wife.

On Jan 2, a day he knew his wife was either dead (if he did it) or thought she was in DC (if he didn't) and still bought his wife a smoothie. Knowing for a fact she wasn't home.
 
ObscureNameHere
2023-01-10 11:34:57 PM  
Just realized "Hacksaw and Blood" sounds like it was some sort of 80's action movie team up.   Like Hacksaw was a simple machinist white  boy from Iowa and Blood was a black guy from  Compton who was turning the corner on a past of gangland violence and going into the priesthood.   Together they have to stop....   I  dunno, pick a maguffin of your choice.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 11:38:27 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: maddan: Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.

"You could've hidden that bloody rug.

[Fark user image image 850x478]But you didn't do that, did you?"


I've always wondered.  What if you paint everything with blood? Like in The Red Voilin?
 
ace in your face [TotalFark]
2023-01-10 11:47:05 PM  

waxbeans: thisisyourbrainonFark: maddan: Dateline is going to have a hard time stretching this one out to an hour.

"You could've hidden that bloody rug.

[Fark user image image 850x478]But you didn't do that, did you?"

I've always wondered.  What if you paint everything with blood? Like in The Red Voilin?


I love that movie.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 12:08:24 AM  
433:

You're missing the point.

Imagine he's guilty, but there was also someone else guilty of different murder leaving blood and hacksaws around. A comedy of terrors.

What's probably gonna happen is it is her blood and this guy's going to jail forever in a straightforward case.
 
me.theuser
2023-01-11 12:17:48 AM  

jaylectricity: He bought 3 kids smoothies and 2 adult smoothies on Jan 2 the day after she disappeared, but a couple days before he reported it. Now, I get it...he thought she flew to her job. And didn't think it was weird that he didn't hear from her when she landed, when she got to the office or whatever. I can't get 8 hours without phone calls from my wife.

On Jan 2, a day he knew his wife was either dead (if he did it) or thought she was in DC (if he didn't) and still bought his wife a smoothie. Knowing for a fact she wasn't home.


Hey moobs don't grow themselves, he's a growin boy

horizontally.
 
hammettman
2023-01-11 12:23:14 AM  
Wonder if she knew she had a mother-in-law from hell.  And I hope she gets charged with accessory after the fact if guilty acting husdouche did it.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 12:30:40 AM  

leeksfromchichis: 433:

You're missing the point.
Imagine he's guilty, but there was also someone else guilty of different murder leaving blood and hacksaws around. A comedy of terrors.
What's probably gonna happen is it is her blood and this guy's going to jail forever in a straightforward case.


I can't appreciate sloppy workmanship.  It's all flawed, no attention to detail, and often gross instead of nuanced.  What's probably going to happen is that Jason will kill again and no one can stop him.
 
meathome
2023-01-11 12:48:00 AM  

jaylectricity: Lambskincoat: She wrote such a gushing letter to the judge about what a wonderful man this guy is, yet he's obviously an utter asshole (GIS "How do I get rid of a 115 lbs body?"). Most people don't have a clue about who is a good person or a bad person.

Maybe she didn't actually write it.


Wouldn't be the first time he's tried to pass an item off as an original, what with the art fraud conviction and all.

Which raises the question, what the hell is this guy doing driving around, taking his kids out for ice cream, etc. if he's supposed to be under house arrest?

She got a new job not too long ago in DC, with a major salary increase. IIRC she's more than a little younger than he is. And he's on house arrest, average looking, convicted of art fraud (no idea what the circumstances of that were, but usually, it's not a "one time only" kind of crime).

Thinking that she wanted to leave him (for whatever reason) and he wasn't going to let that happen.

Regardless, this guy does not appear to be a criminal mastermind.
 
meathome
2023-01-11 12:53:05 AM  

leeksfromchichis: 433:

You're missing the point.

Imagine he's guilty, but there was also someone else guilty of different murder leaving blood and hacksaws around. A comedy of terrors.

What's probably gonna happen is it is her blood and this guy's going to jail forever in a straightforward case.


This would actually be a funny movie.

One hapless killer trying to cover the tracks of another because the other killer uses the same M.O. and it's pointing towards him.

It's not that he wants to protect the copycat, but he's trying to cover his own a$$, plus he can't stand to see shoddy work. Eventually the copycat starts bogarting our "hero's" victims before he can get to them himself, and now our killer has a new mission. Find and kill the copycat.
 
TheGogmagog
2023-01-11 1:14:54 AM  

jaylectricity: This was him coming out of his arraignment for "misleading police" during the investigation.

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I expected Jon Lovitz to look worse.
 
Foolkiller
2023-01-11 3:10:45 AM  
Does he know Kevin Bacon?
 
Northern
2023-01-11 5:01:13 AM  

leeksfromchichis: 433: leeksfromchichis: There remains the possibility the bloody hacksaw is someone else's crime. Like in vegas when someone goes  missing and they find unrelated desert bodies

No I get it.  That's not mine, officer, and these aren't my pants.  It happens to everyone eventually.

The google search  makes me think he's guilty.

The hacksaw and blood at his mom's place moreso, but sometimes the simplest answer isn't correct and things get weird. could be two murderers in the neighborhood


The accused was already under a home confinement order by a judge for art theft, selling forged art works, and is awaiting trial for those crimes.  My guess is that she wanted a divorce and being a washed up loser he realized that would utterly ruin him.  I am willing to bet his wife had a decent term life policy given that she had three kids as the motive.
Once the police prove that the knife, hacksaw, and carpet are covered in his wife's DNA he is in very deep trouble.  He couldn't help talking to the police and fabricating a fake story.  That gave the DA an excuse to detain him while they gathered evidence.  Did he think they wouldn't check his story?
Hopefully the kids have family to grow up with, what a tragedy.
 
Father_Jack [TotalFark]
2023-01-11 5:30:17 AM  
man why are people so freakin' stupid. Hasnt everyone watched at least a few Forensic Files to know how this goes down?

I learned the following from that show:

1. there is a really appallingly large amount of violence towards women from males they know; men seem to kill random other males but women seem to be generally murdered by men they know.
2. if you attract the attention of law enforcement and they dedicate resources to solving a murder you committed, you will be caught.
3. if you kill someone, never pierce the meat bag
4. if you kill someone, never let a body be recovered.

so basically, the only way to get away with murder these days is to never attract the attention of law enforcement enough to have them dedicate real resources towards it. and the way to do that is to not have enough to go on; no body, no blood smears or whatever.

i remember there was one forensic files, some dumbass in the midwest killed his gf coz she got pregant, and altho they never found her body, so much of her blood was soaked into the mattress and on the ceiling floor etc (he killed her with "sai" stabby things, like the kind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Raphael use) that there was no way for her to have survived, and got a convinction accordingly. All the dumbass had to do was to, say, strangle her instead, and dump the body, and he probably never wouldve been tried for murder since there was never a body found.
 
thanksagainandagain
2023-01-11 6:10:26 AM  

ObscureNameHere: Just realized "Hacksaw and Blood" sounds like it was some sort of 80's action movie team up.   Like Hacksaw was a simple machinist white  boy from Iowa and Blood was a black guy from  Compton who was turning the corner on a past of gangland violence and going into the priesthood.   Together they have to stop....   I  dunno, pick a maguffin of your choice.


I don't think I should. Last time I chose an Egg Maguffin, and it had bits of shell and beak in it.
 
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