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(ABC News)   Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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Weaver95
2023-01-09 10:15:31 AM  
Whenever you spend more time silencing opposition than you do winning the war, then it's pretty clear that you are losing the war.
 
Get Your Dick Out Of My Food [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 10:42:28 AM  
All I know about Star Wars lore is that the genre of music in the cantina is jizz.
 
makerofbadjokes [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 10:44:36 AM  

Weaver95: Whenever you spend more time silencing opposition than you do winning the war, then it's pretty clear that you are losing the war.


Well, yeah... the KGB Thug actually knows how to handle people from the shadows.  It's actual open conflict that is new to him.  Give him 50-60 years, and he might get it down.

I'm still rooting for cancer/falling down stairs/elevator with boolets at the bottom.
 
iheartscotch
2023-01-09 10:45:22 AM  
*Scan of the system* *scan of the system*

/ what? Doesn't everyone speak Probe Droid

// GONK. GONK. GONK.
 
AstroJesus
2023-01-09 10:46:50 AM  
Is that the one with Spock?
 
frankb00th
2023-01-09 10:47:00 AM  
Star Wars Imperial Probe droid sound effects
Youtube pGYYIwOVAIE
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2023-01-09 10:51:41 AM  
I would think a criminal probe is what Darth used on Han in Cloud City.
 
SloppyFrenchKisser
2023-01-09 10:53:03 AM  
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toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:53:22 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I would think a criminal probe is what Darth used on Han in Cloud City.


They never even asked me any questions...
Youtube Z2QeRgUAm3o


That wasn't a probe. They never even asked him any questions!

/nerd
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-01-09 10:56:29 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [lowres.cartooncollections.com image 800x1161]


Alternative text: "I Googled Trump and I got Musk."
 
Froman
2023-01-09 10:57:46 AM  
Next, GQP to launch criminal investigations into anyone who didn't vote for Trump, as it must mean you hate America and are conspiring with our enemies.
 
macadamnut
2023-01-09 10:59:25 AM  
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2023-01-09 11:00:55 AM  

toraque: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I would think a criminal probe is what Darth used on Han in Cloud City.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z2QeRgUAm3o]

That wasn't a probe. They never even asked him any questions!

/nerd


Sounds even more like a Russian criminal probe then
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 11:13:29 AM  
Usually they go straight to defenestration from at least 10 floors up. Progress.
 
runwiz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 11:30:23 AM  
Artur Smolyaninov, a prominent Russian film and theater actor who left the country after Moscow's forces invaded Ukraine and repeatedly spoke out against the war.

He's probably not going back to Russia but just the same he should stay away from open windows, beware of men carrying umbrellas, and whatever he does, don't drink the tea.
 
darkeyes
2023-01-09 11:32:10 AM  
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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 11:36:37 AM  
How Republican of them.
 
DuneClimber
2023-01-09 11:52:47 AM  
The Kremlin sucks.

There. I am now a Kremlin critic.

Now come and probe me, Russia!
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-09 12:38:42 PM  
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No, THIS is the interrogation droid...
 
scalpod
2023-01-09 1:44:13 PM  
Given that the Kremlin is full of criminals, would anyone expect them to launch any other kind?
 
LOLITROLU
2023-01-09 2:22:46 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I would think a criminal probe is what Darth used on Han in Cloud City.


No the criminal probe is what he used on Leia in the Death Star detention level.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2023-01-09 2:58:08 PM  
FFS, subby... do a little basic research. The Droid on Hoth was an Arakyd Viper price droid.Droid. Everyone knows that...
 
johndalek
2023-01-09 3:10:47 PM  
little advice--stay away from windows
 
gaslight [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 6:18:56 PM  
Here is the Punisher with his criminal probe.
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gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:38:14 PM  
criminal probe

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