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(Mother Jones)   The maritime world needs to stop screwing with the sex lives of crabs   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Sex, Male, Female, amorous crabs, human noises, Carlos Duarte, noise affects, marine noise pollution  
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369 clicks; posted to STEM » on 09 Jan 2023 at 11:20 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-01-09 10:10:19 AM  
I... don't have a gif for this
2023-01-09 11:27:43 AM  
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2023-01-09 1:01:43 PM  
I like how this is going...
2023-01-09 1:49:19 PM  
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2023-01-09 1:49:59 PM  
fk that's actually a bit dark, I didn't clock it quickly enough
2023-01-09 1:51:41 PM  
oh god... there's a very unfortunate pattern on the shorts.

oh I regret everything deeply
2023-01-09 2:09:40 PM  

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2023-01-09 2:13:54 PM  
When crabs stop messing with my sex life, I'll stop messing with theirs.
2023-01-09 4:26:51 PM  
Word, subby. Modern grooming habits have almost caused their extinction already.
2023-01-09 9:26:25 PM  
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2023-01-10 7:53:04 AM  
 But enough about subby's mom.
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