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(CNN)   Goldman Sachs announces plans to fire 3,200 workers this week on news that some of their executives can no longer afford to light cigars with $100 bills and have resorted to using $50s or even $20s instead   (cnn.com) divider line
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 9:14:50 AM  
Well the Fed did want to see a lot more Americans unemployed.  Mission accomplished!
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:19:12 AM  
I'm sure it's 3,200 of their higher paid executives, right?
 
freakdiablo [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:47:11 AM  

DannyBrandt: I'm sure it's 3,200 of their higher paid executives, right?


Good news!

Ted the intern and Sarah the IT help desk tech are now considered executives!

Oh wait, oh no! Bye Ted and Sarah!
 
theresnothinglft
2023-01-09 10:09:31 AM  
Didn't they Goldman Sacks some employees before and we had a thread on it?
 
dascott
2023-01-09 11:42:25 AM  
It's okay, they didn't fire George Santos.
 
jaggspb
2023-01-09 11:48:00 AM  

dascott: It's okay, they didn't fire George Santos.


why would they fire the founder?
 
Elzar
2023-01-09 12:14:14 PM  
FTA:
Hiring for roles in other areas will continue and the new analyst class will start later this year as planned, the person added. News of the layoffs was first reported by Bloomberg.

Doesn't this just mean they are firing the olds so that can bring in some new interns for a little bit of the ole 'entry level savings, in out, in out'
 
Nick Nostril
2023-01-09 12:56:36 PM  
When you lie with dogs rats, expect fleas hanta virus.

/ FTFM
 
Firm Tautology [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 2:42:07 PM  
From quiet quitting to loud layoffing.
 
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