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(Some Guy)   Former Trump 'spiritual advisor' Paula White is accused of attempting to embezzle money from Journey's bank account. Just like Jesus said to do   (retro1025.com) divider line
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Spiritual Pagan [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 8:43:57 AM  
I guess selling salvation is not as profitable as it once was
 
Weaver95
2023-01-09 8:46:28 AM  

Spiritual Pagan: I guess selling salvation is not as profitable as it once was


Peer to peer communication has not served authoritarian christian clergy well. People are able to compare notes, discuss views among themselves.

More and more people are walking away from authoritarian christian clergy and it's getting to the point where it's affecting their revenue stream.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 8:51:58 AM  
She should have taken the midnight train going anywhere instead.
 
Mantour [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 8:55:15 AM  
Thieving priests?

Geez, if that does on, I'm going to stop believing.
 
yanceylebeef [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:27:34 AM  

Mantour: Thieving priests?

Geez, if that does on, I'm going to stop believing.


Don't.
 
Cewley [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:35:16 AM  
PWs multiple lifts are starting to sag. Fleeced so much from the rubes the well is running dry. Mentor Fat Orange has inspired her to latch on to the lucrative aging rock star world.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:52:21 AM  

Mantour: Thieving priests?

Geez, if that does on, I'm going to stop believing.


You need to find yourself some street light people.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-09 9:52:24 AM  
He stopped belivin'.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2023-01-09 9:53:17 AM  
The only thing Republican Jesus loves more than guns is money.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2023-01-09 9:53:59 AM  
"Politics"
 
Rhymes With Silver
2023-01-09 9:54:20 AM  
Trump's faith advisor goes HEAVY METAL! [Sound of Victory] [Paula White Remix]
Youtube TzIym0eZsH0
 
greensunshine
2023-01-09 9:55:12 AM  
Is this the real reason Gregg Rolie is going to be on their next tour?
 
BretMavrik [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 9:59:21 AM  
Girl can't help it, she needs more.
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-09 9:59:34 AM  
The original journey or the Asian version?
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 9:59:45 AM  
Schon and Cain just need to go their separate ways.
 
whatshisname [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 10:00:14 AM  
Don't stop the thieving
 
US Has Issues
2023-01-09 10:03:15 AM  
(Paula White Spiritual Advice Meme Mix) @RemixGodSuede
Youtube HyXLYQGEs4A
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-01-09 10:04:03 AM  

Mantour: Thieving priests?


Multiclass, or dual class?
 
Wadded Beef [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:04:08 AM  
...so now I cooommmmme to yooooouuu...with a ceeeeease and desisssssst...
 
detonator
2023-01-09 10:04:13 AM  
Grift in the sky keeps on turnin'
 
vilesithknight
2023-01-09 10:07:29 AM  
She was listening to the greatest hits album and took this line, Be good to yourself when, nobody else will, way to seriously.
 
TommyDeuce [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:09:06 AM  
Come on now, the Girl Can't Help It.

/Cain has regrettable taste in spouses.
 
Super Chronic
2023-01-09 10:13:15 AM  
"Neal's attorney recommended Neal and Jonathan own their respective 50% interests in the band's operating entities through their personal trusts. Paula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Rock n' roll, man.
 
I dont want to be on this planet anymore
2023-01-09 10:14:12 AM  
Don't stop believin' umabubamummushumayaing !
 
durbnpoisn
2023-01-09 10:15:29 AM  
Why is it not more obvious to everyone in the world at this point, that every single one of these "righteous" people are literally ONLY in it for the money?

How the fark does not EVERYONE see that?!  Because every time some looks into their finances, it's all fraud stacked on top of lies.  All under the guise of "I'm a religious leader."

Fark that, man.  It's time we start scrutinizing THEM first.
 
GoldSpider
2023-01-09 10:15:33 AM  
This might be the least surprising thing that happens all year.
 
zez
2023-01-09 10:20:30 AM  
The whole behind the scenes of journey is crazy. Wasn't Neil schon's wife involved in some weird stuff too?
 
Iowan73
2023-01-09 10:20:32 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: She should have taken the midnight train going anywhere instead.


Cain and the rest of the band should go their separate ways.
 
mod3072
2023-01-09 10:20:47 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "Politics"


Hmmm. Here's an obscure story that nobody really cares about, how can I relate it to Trump or Elon for an insta-green on the pol tab??
 
qorkfiend
2023-01-09 10:21:03 AM  

Super Chronic: "Neal's attorney recommended Neal and Jonathan own their respective 50% interests in the band's operating entities through their personal trusts. Paula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Rock n' roll, man.


Neal's lawyer recommended a trust, so it's his fault that Jonathan chose a lunatic as a co-trustee?
 
LedLawless
2023-01-09 10:22:25 AM  
Anyone complaining about Journey not having Steve Perry has never met Steve Perry.
 
Mad_Radhu
2023-01-09 10:22:59 AM  
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WhackingDay
2023-01-09 10:23:14 AM  

zez: The whole behind the scenes of journey is crazy. Wasn't Neil schon's wife involved in some weird stuff too?


Like I needed another reason to hate Journey.
 
KidGoat
2023-01-09 10:23:35 AM  
Dumb useless trivia I still store in my brain:

Journey sings "Na" 154 times at the end of Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

You're welcome.
 
transporter_ii
2023-01-09 10:25:21 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why is it not more obvious to everyone in the world at this point, that every single one of these "righteous" people are literally ONLY in it for the money?


I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her, but nothing really looks that bad here:

Paula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."


Paula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Read More: Neal Schon: Paula White-Cain Improperly Accessed Journey Accounts | https://retro1025.com/ixp/295/p/journey-paula-white-cain-accounts/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referralPaula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Read More: Neal Schon: Paula White-Cain Improperly Accessed Journey Accounts | https://retro1025.com/ixp/295/p/journey-paula-white-cain-accounts/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referralPaula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Read More: Neal Schon: Paula White-Cain Improperly Accessed Journey Accounts | https://retro1025.com/ixp/295/p/journey-paula-white-cain-accounts/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:26:27 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: She should have taken the midnight train going anywhere instead.


🎵and she should've been gone, knowing how she liked to steal🎵
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:27:23 AM  
Looks like a transporter malfunction there.  Get O'Brien on it.
 
dietbubba [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 10:27:55 AM  
i look at the photos in that article and I wonder who had the most work done on their faces
 
b0rg9
2023-01-09 10:30:23 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x429]
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I built and upright arcade setup a few years ago.  I still play that mediocre game a lot.  Probably the HS mall arcade memories.

/the original arcade machine played "Separate Ways" from an internal cassette at the end of the series of levels
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:33:49 AM  

Super Chronic: "Neal's attorney recommended Neal and Jonathan own their respective 50% interests in the band's operating entities through their personal trusts. Paula is a co-trustee of Jonathan's personal trust, therefore, Jonathan and Paula signed as the co-trustees of Jonathan's personal trust. But that never would have happened if Neal's lawyer had not recommenced it."

Rock n' roll, man.


Welcome to Fark.
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Fun fact: Sean Bateman is Patrick's little brother
/do you like Journey?
 
Officer Barrelroll
2023-01-09 10:35:42 AM  
I'm confident that if you want to have a 100% success rate for fraud investigation, just set up a department that specifically investigates anyone that was part of the Trump administration.

Unfortunately it isn't a 100% conviction rate because none of these people actually seem to suffer any real consequences.

/Keeps hoping
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2023-01-09 10:40:25 AM  
What else could you expect from somebody born and raised in South Detroit.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-01-09 10:44:38 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why is it not more obvious to everyone in the world at this point, that every single one of these "righteous" people are literally ONLY in it for the money?


They aren't in it ONLY for the money.

It makes a great cover for sexual habits for which laymen are routinely sent to prison.
 
FireSpy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:47:27 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why is it not more obvious to everyone in the world at this point, that every single one of these "righteous" people are literally ONLY in it for the money?

How the fark does not EVERYONE see that?!  Because every time some looks into their finances, it's all fraud stacked on top of lies.  All under the guise of "I'm a religious leader."

Fark that, man.  It's time we start scrutinizing THEM first.


Let's not cut funding to the department that checks their taxes.
 
kokomo61
2023-01-09 10:48:55 AM  

zez: The whole behind the scenes of journey is crazy. Wasn't Neil schon's wife involved in some weird stuff too?


My girlfriend went to high school with her. She was a model, and worked as a radio-station receptionist, then as a makeup salesperson @ Nordstroms for several years before hooking up with Tareq Salahi, some rich guy who inherited a winery from his dad.

She was involved in a lot of social-climbing stuff, including a Real Housewives DC show, which ended up with the couple gate-crashing one of Obama's State dinners. Show got cancelled, they became social pariahs in DC, and the husband eventually filed a missing persons report on her....to find out she ran off with Neal Schon.  Lots of lawsuits and divorce proceedings followed, with all of the settlements under seal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michaele_Salahi

During that time, Neal Schon also sent dick pics to her then-husband.

https://www.tmz.com/2011/09/16/tareq-salahi-michaele-files-for-divorce-penis-picture-adultery-neal-schon-journey-abandonment-affair/

These people all deserve each other.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-01-09 10:52:16 AM  
Just dissolve 'Journey' already. You all hate each other and have for years. The band is nothing but Neal playing guitar with a bunch of fill-ins that get constantly fired and rehired. Greg, Steve, Steve, Ross, and Neal should do a final concert together and call it quits. That won't happen, but a boy can dream.
 
heavymetal
2023-01-09 10:54:19 AM  

zez: The whole behind the scenes of journey is crazy. Wasn't Neil schon's wife involved in some weird stuff too?


Her and her ex-husband are famous for crashing an Obama party.

I wonder if their wives' political views have anything to do with the point of contention between the bandmates?
 
ukexpat
2023-01-09 10:57:04 AM  

Spiritual Pagan: I guess selling salvation is not as profitable as it once was


Indulgences ain't worth what they used to be.
 
Halfabee64
2023-01-09 11:20:13 AM  
Here we are.  I can see it in your eyes:  it's all too much.  Someday soon, when I look into the future, there's no escape: the party's over for you two.  It's time you went your separate ways because the girl can't help it:she's a hustler. She has crossed the Rubicon and will do what it takes to win.  Believe me, all that really matters after all these years is that this will be a change for the better.  As I live and breath, she will nickel and dime you to death.  I know you said to never walk away but anytime you're feeling that way, you should escape to a better life.
 
red230
2023-01-09 11:20:25 AM  
After all these years she doesn't understand that the party's over. There's no escape because she faithfully don't stop believing. Well who's crying now?
 
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