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(Mediaite)   Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw: "Terrorists" was just a "turn of phrase" to describe my colleagues, or something   (mediaite.com) divider line
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Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-08 1:35:44 PM  
Now missing his spine too
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-08 1:46:55 PM  
He chose that "metaphor" for a reason - to characterize what they were doing.  I don't think he gets to just brush iat off as a turn of phrase.
 
Alphax
2023-01-08 1:47:05 PM  
More of a way of life.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-08 3:49:38 PM  
Ah yes - the "Oh, COME ON - that was just some shiat I said!" defense.

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Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-08 3:51:56 PM  
VIRAL AD: Rep. Dan Crenshaw's Avengers-style political ad
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Whenever I hear this clown's name, I think of this. Because he's a clown.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-08 6:22:07 PM  
It's pretty bad that this clown's moral were offended enough to make the comment at all. They all suck.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-08 7:09:02 PM  
No balls
 
rzrwiresunrise
2023-01-08 7:19:28 PM  
Awww, I guess superSEAL turned out to be just another ITG.
 
Jumbled
2023-01-08 7:20:10 PM  
A whole bunch of godamned cowards.
 
whr21
2023-01-08 7:20:21 PM  

Circusdog320: Now missing his spine too


Not a single one to be found among any of 'em.
 
Fear the Clam
2023-01-08 7:21:51 PM  
Cyclops is afraid he's gonna get blinded with a wooden stake.
 
etoof
2023-01-08 7:23:31 PM  
He misses the part where the nazis killed disabled people.
 
hammettman
2023-01-08 7:29:50 PM  
But no backpeddle when you called Democrats terrorists?  But actual terrorists get a pass?  Yeah, fark off.
 
GanjSmokr
2023-01-08 7:30:47 PM  
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austerity101
2023-01-08 7:31:31 PM  
F*ck him right in his good eye.
 
Penguin_named_Nori
2023-01-08 7:34:00 PM  
No no, m'dude. Terrorists is good. Stick with that.

(This one shoot his eye out, too?)
 
Ray_Finkle
2023-01-08 7:36:09 PM  
Give him a break guys, hindsight is 20/
 
ricochet4
2023-01-08 7:37:17 PM  
He expects us to turn a blind eye to his overheated rhetoric
 
foo monkey
2023-01-08 7:39:22 PM  
Has Pete Davidson apologized yet?
 
ElPrimitivo
2023-01-08 7:39:32 PM  
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They know what they are.
 
Bondith
2023-01-08 7:40:35 PM  

Ray_Finkle: Give him a break guys, hindsight is 20/


This is the eye joke I was waiting for.
 
Mole Man
2023-01-08 7:46:07 PM  
Pete Davidson had to say sorry to this guy?
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-08 7:51:55 PM  

austerity101: F*ck him right in his good eye.


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groppet
2023-01-08 7:53:28 PM  
Well if it quacks like a terrorist.
 
austerity101
2023-01-08 7:53:52 PM  

Mole Man: Pete Davidson had to say sorry to this guy?


No one should ever apologize to a Republican for insulting them ever again. In fact, we should always double down and tell them to go f*ck their mothers.
 
kbronsito
2023-01-08 7:56:42 PM  
He's now calling them 'hippies' and has replaced all their guns with walkie talkies.
 
ScrimBoy
2023-01-08 7:57:20 PM  
Every time I see his name I think of T&J:
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Daddy's little Crenshaw melon.
 
PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2023-01-08 8:04:33 PM  

kbronsito: He's now calling them 'hippies' and has replaced all their guns with walkie talkies.


Are we still calling toddlers walkie talkies?
 
aoktrouble
2023-01-08 8:05:15 PM  
I think there are "fake testicles " similar to breast implants. Perhaps these magats could get good use from a pair, seeing as they're are missing theirs?
 
cefm
2023-01-08 8:10:32 PM  
I didn't realize they made his kind in fun-size. Just a tiny little bit of patriotic pretend over a huge ocean of cowardice and self interest.
 
Summoner101
2023-01-08 8:12:17 PM  
Those "terrorists" fund his campaign or, if needed, find the campaign of his primary opponent.
 
SonOfSpam [BareFark]
2023-01-08 8:12:28 PM  

Bondith: Ray_Finkle: Give him a break guys, hindsight is 20/

This is the eye joke I was waiting for.


...looking for.
 
My Klezmer Metal Cover Band
2023-01-08 8:22:24 PM  
"Intransient"?

That's a slip, right there. Assuming Rep. Bluebeard knows the word, that is, and wasn't just groping blindly toward intransigent.
 
Bandito King [OhFark]
2023-01-08 8:23:40 PM  

ScrimBoy: Every time I see his name I think of T&J:
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Daddy's little Crenshaw melon.


Lloyd Kaufman's magnum opus.

farking Lemmy as the narrator... <3
 
Tarl3k
2023-01-08 8:24:11 PM  
He's just upset that he'll have to look those fellow Republicans in the eye...
 
don't understand
2023-01-08 8:25:18 PM  
A Republican apologizing for telling the truth.

Yup.
 
Bondith
2023-01-08 8:37:58 PM  

SonOfSpam: Bondith: Ray_Finkle: Give him a break guys, hindsight is 20/

This is the eye joke I was waiting for.

...looking for.


Damn.  It was right there and I didn't see it.
 
Ray_Finkle
2023-01-08 8:50:36 PM  

Bondith: SonOfSpam: Bondith: Ray_Finkle: Give him a break guys, hindsight is 20/

This is the eye joke I was waiting for.

...looking for.

Damn.  It was right there and I didn't see it.


Guess you don't have an eye for details
 
dontpanic07042
2023-01-08 8:54:58 PM  
Some "turns of phrase" can be startlingly accurate.
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-08 9:11:09 PM  
"I've got thick skin. I'm called awful, vile things by the very same wing of the party that I was fighting at that moment. So I was a little taken aback by the sensitivity of it."

Isn't Mr "taken aback by the sensitivity of it" the same guy who cried to NBC for an apology because Pete Davidson said that his ridiculous eyepatch made him look like a hitman in a porno film?
 
mysha
2023-01-08 9:13:11 PM  

vudukungfu: No balls


Well at least one in his head
/ aisle seat, please
 
sswo
2023-01-08 9:26:27 PM  
Whatever, Dan. Remember to keep an eye out for them while you try to watch your back
 
Eddie Barzoom
2023-01-08 10:01:41 PM  

Mole Man: Pete Davidson had to say sorry to this guy?


Then, during the apology, Pete's dick accidentally stabbed Crenshaw in the eye. And now you know... the rest of the story.
 
KodosZardoz
2023-01-08 10:38:04 PM  
His colleagues were offended because they know it's true.
 
Kubo [TotalFark]
2023-01-08 10:50:10 PM  
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A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-01-09 12:11:40 AM  

Eddie Barzoom: Mole Man: Pete Davidson had to say sorry to this guy?

Then, during the apology, Pete's dick accidentally stabbed Crenshaw in the eye. And now you know... the rest of the story.


...and that, children, is how Dan Crenshaw's eye socket ended up on the same list as Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian.
 
austerity101
2023-01-09 1:55:05 AM  

austerity101: Mole Man: Pete Davidson had to say sorry to this guy?

No one should ever apologize to a Republican for insulting them ever again. In fact, we should always double down and tell them to go f*ck their mothers.


To circle back--Democrats, do you have any idea how many voters you'd gain if you actually chose to openly deride and insult the Republicans for being the Nazis they are?
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-09 5:59:58 AM  

GanjSmokr: [YouTube video: Family Guy - Peter and Lois Pillow Talk]


The safe word is "banana".
 
HighOnCraic
2023-01-09 6:23:51 AM  
George Santos:  Actually, we're terror-ists.
 
Fista-Phobia
2023-01-09 10:32:22 AM  
But like a poor marksman you keep missing the target!

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