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(Daily Star)   Apparently Prince Harry mounted a wild cougar in the field and rode it successfully without getting harmed in his teenage years (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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Magnus Eisengrim
2023-01-05 4:11:16 PM  
Meh. We've all been there, Harry. It's what common people do.

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ProfessorTerguson [TotalFark]
2023-01-05 4:12:33 PM  
No harm...must not have been the paparazzi chasing him.


/too soon?
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-01-05 4:12:39 PM  
If Harry, McCarthy, Musk, and Trump all ceased to exist, how many hours would it take for fark to go out of business?
 
EdgeRunner [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-05 4:24:53 PM  
And by "mounted", he means he whipped out his royal scepter and gave it the old how's your father, yeah?

I'll be very disappointed in the current state of royal debauchery if not.
 
Kat09tails [TotalFark]
2023-01-05 4:37:25 PM  
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Bslim
2023-01-05 4:44:05 PM  
What a British hot cougar behind a pub might look like:
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TheOtherPrefect42
2023-01-05 4:51:58 PM  

Karma Chameleon: If Harry, McCarthy, Musk, and Trump all ceased to exist, how many hours would it take for fark to go out of business?


We always have Florida
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-01-05 4:57:16 PM  
Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.
 
stoli n coke
2023-01-05 4:58:36 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.


Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-05 4:58:57 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.


Says you.

I have a court order that says Oprah really really isn't interested in my story
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-01-05 5:00:04 PM  
Same thing happened to Prince Nelson
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-01-05 5:01:31 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.


And that's after poisoning Queen with avocado toast
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-01-05 5:02:34 PM  

stoli n coke: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.


Are you sure? I've got some awesome stories. Once I even left my mother's basement. All by myself. Heck I once even had sex, WITH A WOMAN!
 
Kris_Romm
2023-01-05 5:06:06 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?


I don't think they actually said that.
 
stoli n coke
2023-01-05 5:06:28 PM  
This isn't really news. It's common sense. FFS, for your first, you want to have at least one person involved who knows what they're doing.
 
Hendawg
2023-01-05 5:10:30 PM  
It was his Aunt Sarah, wasn't it?
 
mongbiohazard
2023-01-05 5:11:32 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: stoli n coke: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.

Are you sure? I've got some awesome stories. Once I even left my mother's basement. All by myself. Heck I once even had sex, WITH A WOMAN!


I see we're aiming for the fantasy section of the library...
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2023-01-05 5:11:46 PM  

Kris_Romm: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?
I don't think they actually said that.


That's because they couldn't get those titles.  Oh yeah?    Meghan didn't want that crown anyway!  We just want to be normal people!

/normal rich celebrities, as one does in the States.
 
dereksmalls
2023-01-05 5:12:03 PM  

LewDux: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

And that's after poisoning Queen with avocado toast


It wasn't all of Queen, just Freddie
 
Jack Sabbath
2023-01-05 5:27:12 PM  
Maybe not ideal, but he had to get that first one out of the way.

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Another Government Employee
2023-01-05 5:51:01 PM  
Into butt stuff early, eh?
 
nigeman
2023-01-05 6:34:04 PM  
He's all class
 
ChubbyTiger
2023-01-05 7:12:55 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: stoli n coke: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.

Are you sure? I've got some awesome stories. Once I even left my mother's basement. All by myself. Heck I once even had sex, WITH A WOMAN!


Right. And I bet you even lasted 4 minutes with her.

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Flappyhead
2023-01-05 7:18:56 PM  
Having a cougar punch your V card isn't a bad thing.  In fact I'd put it second behind your high school sweetheart.  Older gals know what they want and aren't shy about helping you along.
 
gbv23
2023-01-05 7:21:01 PM  
Show us your titles !
 
Old Man Winter [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-05 7:58:07 PM  
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Joxette
2023-01-05 8:04:04 PM  
Harry used to be the hot one. Now he's just so...cringey.
 
TheManofPA
2023-01-05 8:43:49 PM  

Another Government Employee: Into butt stuff early, eh?


I thought pegging was his brother's thing?
 
Wendigogo [TotalFark]
2023-01-05 9:02:20 PM  
Not sure why he felt the need to share this with the world, but... mmkay?

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Alaskan Yoda [BareFark]
2023-01-05 9:32:17 PM  

Karma Chameleon: If Harry, McCarthy, Musk, and Trump all ceased to exist, how many hours would it take for fark to go out of business?


Awfully optimistic to think it'd take a measurement using hours.
 
Alaskan Yoda [BareFark]
2023-01-05 9:33:21 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: stoli n coke: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.

Are you sure? I've got some awesome stories. Once I even left my mother's basement. All by myself. Heck I once even had sex, WITH A WOMAN!


I don't think it counts if it was your own mother.
 
eikni
2023-01-05 9:55:40 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: Representative of the unwashed masses: stoli n coke: Representative of the unwashed masses: Does anyone remember when he and Meghan just wanted to get away and be "normal people"?

Guess what jackass, normal people don't go on Oprah to dish dirt on their families for worldwide audiences, sign lucrative Netflix deals, or write autobiographies etc.

We just get drunk and deal with it.

Nobody wants to read your autobiography. Not even you.

Are you sure? I've got some awesome stories. Once I even left my mother's basement. All by myself. Heck I once even had sex, WITH A WOMAN!

I don't think it counts if it was your own mother.


In the outhouse with a bottle of Campari.
 
Commander Lysdexic
2023-01-06 2:23:12 AM  

stoli n coke: This isn't really news. It's common sense. FFS, for your first, you want to have at least one person involved who knows what they're doing.


That was Prince Andrew's logic, yes.
 
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