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(Oddity Central)   Want to dummy-up in this crazy world of high tech? You need the world's dumbest smartwatch ...so you can not tell time and look dumb   (odditycentral.com) divider line
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1071 clicks; posted to STEM » on 03 Jan 2023 at 8:15 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Hawk the Hawk
2023-01-03 8:28:31 PM  
It's a timeless classic!
 
zez
2023-01-03 8:28:38 PM  
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chitownmike
2023-01-03 8:37:27 PM  
That's just a bracelet
 
morg
2023-01-03 9:16:33 PM  

chitownmike: That's just a bracelet


Yeah, but $3 ain't much for a bracelet that can pass a smart watch in a tok tok video.
 
dyhchong
2023-01-03 9:36:02 PM  
To be fair the price is right, I was expecting it to have a $200 price tag and ward off 5G but shiat, for 400 yen it's a completely valid yet fashionable criticism of modern life and technology.
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-01-03 10:07:17 PM  
Still not as bad as when people used to do this...

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The Smails Kid
2023-01-03 10:10:04 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Still not as bad as when people used to do this...

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Shiat, I had forgotten that trend.

I wish iat had stayed that way.
 
zeaper12
2023-01-03 10:29:48 PM  
Reminds me of the days I wore my garage door opener on my belt because it looked like a cell phone.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-03 10:57:23 PM  

chitownmike: That's just a bracelet


It's a gacha toy.  It's not just a bracelet, but a collectible bracelet shaped like a smart watch.
 
wheresmypen
2023-01-03 11:25:27 PM  
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2023-01-04 2:58:21 AM  

wheresmypen: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/FmX3MGX9RYU]


Exactly what Subby was thinking for the headline.
 
dyhchong
2023-01-04 4:20:52 AM  

dyhchong: To be fair the price is right, I was expecting it to have a $200 price tag and ward off 5G but shiat, for 400 yen it's a completely valid yet fashionable criticism of modern life and technology.


Actually, I'm going to Japan in April, I might pick one up. I wear a Rolex, but work from home.

So the time is NEVER right on it as the spring lasts ~30 hours and I go out less frequently than every 30 hours. For a while I would set it every time but one day I just went, "eh" and never set it again, making it a purely fashion device.

I may as well wear one of these and really embody "I like something on my wrist but it doesn't actually do anything"
 
bisi
2023-01-04 6:31:00 AM  

leeksfromchichis: chitownmike: That's just a bracelet

It's a gacha toy.  It's not just a bracelet, but a collectible bracelet shaped like a smart watch.


"Collectible bracelet" sounds a lot like a bracelet to me, no matter how much you weebsplain it.
 
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