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(Slate)   Man reports he's been crying for 1000 days straight, and he's not even a Cleveland Browns fan   (slate.com) divider line
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2620 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2023 at 12:20 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 11:19:13 AM  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-03 11:22:23 AM  
Manopause
The struggle is real
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 11:26:02 AM  
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Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 11:39:54 AM  
Didn't read much but that dude sounds like a complete wuss
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2023-01-03 11:43:57 AM  

Stephen_Falken: Didn't read much but that dude sounds like a complete wuss


Well, get in line then.

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wooden_badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 11:45:00 AM  
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Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 11:55:21 AM  

wooden_badger: [Fark user image 850x446]


Oi, ain't this that bloke, 's got the last name Bayner? Roight mate, we know what to do with a fair dinkum bayner in the outback after a night of bush telly.
 
educated [TotalFark]
2023-01-03 12:02:58 PM  
Good to see the toxic male element alive and well in this thread.

Keep it up, guys!

/It's an interesting article
 
ace in your face [TotalFark]
2023-01-03 12:24:04 PM  
I'm confused why this is news. It's called depression and a lot of people cry every day
 
kb7rky
2023-01-03 12:27:22 PM  
*wtfreading.jpg*
 
northernmanor
2023-01-03 12:27:31 PM  
'If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about'
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-03 12:30:34 PM  

northernmanor: 'If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about'


It should be "If you don't stop crying I'll tear your eyeballs out so you can't cry anymore!"

.... Perhaps that's a bit harsh
 
sinko swimo
2023-01-03 12:31:05 PM  

ace in your face: I'm confused why this is news. It's called depression and a lot of people cry every day


it's sad this fellow has not sought professional help. he is obviously in need.
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-03 12:34:12 PM  
Roy Orbison - Crying (Monument Concert 1965)
Youtube qLC9o_unLq4
 
El_Dan
2023-01-03 12:34:31 PM  
That article almost made me cry. Almost.
 
sex_and_drugs_for_ian [BareFark]
2023-01-03 12:35:36 PM  
Good luck with all that.

Yeesh
 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]
2023-01-03 12:40:24 PM  
1000 days of sorrow.
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-03 12:41:11 PM  
"... I spent an entire cross-country flight sobbing because I had left my hat in the back of my rental car."

And he's still alive, I feel truly sorry for the passengers sitting next to this wreck of a person who showed the restraint to refrain from the murdering I am sure they wanted to commit

And in the article he leads by trying to blame it on watching a movie. Hopeless
 
big pig peaches
2023-01-03 12:44:43 PM  
my own father, who is alive, calls me approximately seven times a day, usually to get my opinion on a spectrum of banal topics such as what he should have for dinner or how much is too much to pay to renovate a bathroom

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the crazy tree.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-01-03 12:45:46 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: "... I spent an entire cross-country flight sobbing because I had left my hat in the back of my rental car."


At this point (third paragraph out of 100?) maybe the readers of a bad internet periodical aren't the people who need to hear this.  This is licensed professional therapist / PhD board certified clinical psych territory.
 
LarryDan43
2023-01-03 12:47:19 PM  
The official term for 1000 days of crying is having a Boehner.
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-01-03 12:47:30 PM  
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im not sure getting hammered and sticking a cucumber up your ass on a flight will help, but everyone has their process i guess
 
gonk
2023-01-03 12:51:08 PM  
Us Browns fans have been crying a lot longer than that.
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-03 12:56:53 PM  
This guy needs to stop reading the news, with all the bad shiat happening in the world. The news out of Ukraine is very upsetting, Crimea river and all.
 
Craw Fu
2023-01-03 12:59:47 PM  

Stephen_Falken: wooden_badger: [Fark user image 850x446]

Oi, ain't this that bloke, 's got the last name Bayner? Roight mate, we know what to do with a fair dinkum bayner in the outback after a night of bush telly.


Well, that clears it all up...
 
Bruscar
2023-01-03 1:00:21 PM  

northernmanor: 'If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about'


Dad, log off.
 
Hermione_Granger
2023-01-03 1:02:12 PM  
So take a good look at my face
You'll see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears
The Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Youtube rNS6D4hSQdA
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2023-01-03 1:03:18 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: The Exit Stencilist: "... I spent an entire cross-country flight sobbing because I had left my hat in the back of my rental car."
At this point (third paragraph out of 100?) maybe the readers of a bad internet periodical aren't the people who need to hear this.  This is licensed professional therapist / PhD board certified clinical psych territory.


Yeah, I've done that.  Can't stop crying for hours. Wake up in the morning and start over.  You're getting pretty thin when that happens.

I cried for three years before I got on antidepressants.  Just got off them again.  I started crying.  Not uncontrollably. Not yet anyway.
You can't cry on antidepressants.  Not like a flood.
 
BlackCloudofDespair
2023-01-03 1:04:18 PM  
Narrator: He was,in fact, a Cleveland Browns fan.
 
chitownmike
2023-01-03 1:08:08 PM  
Seems like it's been going on a lot longer than that
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augustus_bedloe
2023-01-03 1:21:38 PM  
There was a time, I was so broken hearted, love wasn't much of a friend of mine...
 
Hoobajube
2023-01-03 1:27:37 PM  

cyberspacedout: This guy needs to stop reading the news, with all the bad shiat happening in the world. The news out of Ukraine is very upsetting, Crimea river and all.


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ekdikeo4
2023-01-03 1:28:21 PM  

big pig peaches: my own father, who is alive, calls me approximately seven times a day, usually to get my opinion on a spectrum of banal topics such as what he should have for dinner or how much is too much to pay to renovate a bathroom

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the crazy tree.


I would like to retroactively take half of this guy's calls from his father.  My own father didn't call me one time the entire time he was alive, from the day I moved out, to the day he died.
 
2KanZam
2023-01-03 1:29:38 PM  
FTA: "the fact that Eric Clapton's kid fell out of a window and died. (Yes, that happened 30 years ago, but it's still very sad!)"


Yeah Wellll... 30 years later, now that we see what Eric Clapton has become, it is has become a *little* less sad...
 
Gramma
2023-01-03 1:29:53 PM  

big pig peaches: my own father, who is alive, calls me approximately seven times a day, usually to get my opinion on a spectrum of banal topics such as what he should have for dinner or how much is too much to pay to renovate a bathroom

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the crazy tree.


Or maybe his dad is looking for excuses to check in on him cause he knows his son is a wreck.
 
knbwhite
2023-01-03 1:33:15 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
tom baker's scarf
2023-01-03 1:37:07 PM  
Cry! Cry! Cry!
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Rapmaster2000
2023-01-03 1:48:43 PM  
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The Yattering
2023-01-03 1:50:41 PM  

big pig peaches: my own father, who is alive, calls me approximately seven times a day, usually to get my opinion on a spectrum of banal topics such as what he should have for dinner or how much is too much to pay to renovate a bathroom

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the crazy tree.


I know right?  Who says "banal"?
 
Rapmaster2000
2023-01-03 1:51:37 PM  

The Yattering: big pig peaches: my own father, who is alive, calls me approximately seven times a day, usually to get my opinion on a spectrum of banal topics such as what he should have for dinner or how much is too much to pay to renovate a bathroom

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the crazy tree.

I know right?  Who says "banal"?


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stevenvictx
2023-01-03 1:59:38 PM  
The browns are actually doing a lot better than they have in the past where winning one game was celebrated with a parade.
 
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2023-01-03 2:11:23 PM  
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ChopperCharles
2023-01-03 2:15:24 PM  
Damn subby, that's harsh. Also hilariously on pointe. :D

Charles.
 
smed7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 2:25:58 PM  

northernmanor: 'If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about'


I read that in my mom's voice.
and now I'm a little misty...

/ miss ya mom
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-01-03 2:27:13 PM  
Joe Cocker - Cry Me A River (LIVE in Dortmund) HD
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and none of that Justin Beaver shiat
 
smed7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-03 2:27:40 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: [Fark user image 425x61]

im not sure getting hammered and sticking a cucumber up your ass on a flight will help, but everyone has their process i guess


ahh thanks!
That really cheered me up :)
 
TheOtherDub
2023-01-03 2:36:59 PM  
Only Fools And Horses Tony Angelino Crying
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stuartp9
2023-01-03 2:58:31 PM  
Boy George - The Crying Game
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AtlanticCoast63
2023-01-03 3:11:33 PM  

gonk: Us Browns fans have been crying a lot longer than that.


Since 1960 here.

/Should have inscribed 'Wait Till Next Year' on the inside of every single gate
 
SonOfSpam [BareFark]
2023-01-03 3:19:49 PM  
This exhausting trend recently reached its nadir when I spent an entire cross-country flight sobbing because I had left my hat in the back of my rental car. To be fair, it was a good hat, but it was also only a hat. No hat is worth crying about for hours in the emergency exit row.

Yeah, that's exactly who you want next to the emergency exit when things go bad.

/s
 
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