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(The Daily Beast)   The sexiest, steamiest, horniest movies of 2022 to get your libido going   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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Alphax
2022-12-31 3:00:54 AM  
I didn't think they did those sorts of movies anymore.  But I hadn't heard of any of them.
 
Sorelian's Ghost [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 7:07:57 AM  

Alphax: I didn't think they did those sorts of movies anymore.  But I hadn't heard of any of them.


Answer to sentence one. Because Pornhub exists now.  Answer to sentence two.  Because Pornhub exists now.
 
Hate Tank [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 7:31:52 AM  
Also Young Frankenstein.  1974 Teri Garr, drool.
 
firesign [BareFark]
2022-12-31 7:58:53 AM  

Alphax: But I hadn't heard of any of them.


At the very least, Don't Worry Darling has been all over the dumb news this year (including here on Fark), between whatever happened with Olivia Wilde, Florence Pugh, and Harry Styles, not to mention Shia LaBoeuf.

Did not in ANY way increase my interest in the movie, but whatever.
 
firesign [BareFark]
2022-12-31 7:59:52 AM  

Hate Tank: Also Young Frankenstein.  1974 Teri Garr, drool.


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The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 8:39:58 AM  
Don't Worry Darling was a pile of shiat. I'll admit I have a pretty heavy bias against Olivia Wilde though.

But still. shiat. Pugh's great, but there was no saving it.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-31 8:57:36 AM  
I saw "X" on cable a couple months back.  I definitely would not call it "sexy", even though there was some nudity.
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 9:03:26 AM  
The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.
 
Bslim
2022-12-31 9:09:03 AM  
There's no need to waste time or money on these when there's internet porn.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2022-12-31 9:16:02 AM  

Bslim: There's no need to waste time or money on these when there's internet porn.


For us menfolk, sure.  But what about the women who like plot in a movie AND an opportunity to see a wealthy charismatic man make a romantic connection... (read: not a male porn star with bad facial hair and tattoos and the diction and accent of a middle shool dropout)... before he drops his pants to show full frontal (and then rawdogs his costar)
 
CarnySaur [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 9:26:45 AM  

OldRod: I saw "X" on cable a couple months back.  I definitely would not call it "sexy", even though there was some nudity.


Yeah, unless you're into sex with the elderly, I guess.  Also, I sat through the movie thinking "That blonde looks exactly like Brittany Snow!" before finding out it was Brittany Snow in the end credits.
 
Snatch Bandergrip
2022-12-31 9:33:23 AM  
The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.
 
H31N0US
2022-12-31 9:42:21 AM  
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Leader O'Cola
2022-12-31 9:49:29 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.


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KingKauff
2022-12-31 9:54:11 AM  

raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.


My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 10:08:37 AM  

KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.


Ha!  Your GF is very right.  😉

I dont recall sexiness in the Mayfair trilogy, but its been a long time since ive read them.  I just remember hating the 3rd book.  Lol!
 
Xythero [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 10:10:57 AM  

KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.


There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 10:13:40 AM  

Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.


Huh....i dont remember all that sex, and i read that whole trilogy.  ☹
 
Xythero [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 10:21:56 AM  

raerae1980: Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.

Huh....i dont remember all that sex, and i read that whole trilogy.  ☹


Rowan has sex with Lasher in his ghost form several times.  Her Uncle Julien farked anything that moved including several family members. Rowan's husband farks her 13-year-old niece.  There's more that I'm forgetting, too. It gets a little goofy, in my opinion.
 
someonelse
2022-12-31 10:23:01 AM  

OldRod: I saw "X" on cable a couple months back.  I definitely would not call it "sexy", even though there was some nudity.


It wasn't an erotic movie (we don't make those much anymore) but it was very pro-sex, in a sweet, fun way.
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 10:26:20 AM  

Xythero: raerae1980: Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.

Huh....i dont remember all that sex, and i read that whole trilogy.  ☹

Rowan has sex with Lasher in his ghost form several times.  Her Uncle Julien farked anything that moved including several family members. Rowan's husband farks her 13-year-old niece.  There's more that I'm forgetting, too. It gets a little goofy, in my opinion.


So, what im hearing is that i should re-read those books...😄
 
fallingcow
2022-12-31 10:39:03 AM  
"Everyone is having sex and killing each other in Bodies Bodies Bodies. That's all Gen Z is good for, apparently. "

Meh.

"The A24 flick"

Wait hold the phone I guess I'll be checking out Bodies Bodies Bodies.
 
Unsung_Hero
2022-12-31 10:55:17 AM  
I read the list.  Not one of those movies sounded legitimately erotic.
 
Evil Mackerel
2022-12-31 11:01:09 AM  

Unsung_Hero: I read the list.  Not one of those movies sounded legitimately erotic.


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someonelse
2022-12-31 11:11:27 AM  

fallingcow: "Everyone is having sex and killing each other in Bodies Bodies Bodies. That's all Gen Z is good for, apparently. "

Meh.

"The A24 flick"

Wait hold the phone I guess I'll be checking out Bodies Bodies Bodies.


I liked it a lot.
 
KingKauff
2022-12-31 11:33:46 AM  

raerae1980: Xythero: raerae1980: Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.

Huh....i dont remember all that sex, and i read that whole trilogy.  ☹

Rowan has sex with Lasher in his ghost form several times.  Her Uncle Julien farked anything that moved including several family members. Rowan's husband farks her 13-year-old niece.  There's more that I'm forgetting, too. It gets a little goofy, in my opinion.

So, what im hearing is that i should re-read those books...😄


Then follow it up with her Sleeping Beauty books.
 
TheManofPA
2022-12-31 11:40:54 AM  
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Evil Mackerel
2022-12-31 11:49:53 AM  
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baka-san [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 1:21:53 PM  
Mrs Baka likes the 365 movies...
I don't get sexy Stockholm syndrome

Well, except for Tie me Up Tie me Down

/on that tangent, saw the new Puss in Boots movie this week, pretty good and it moves damn fast
 
deadsanta
2022-12-31 1:45:42 PM  
What libido?  I've been with the same woman for over 30 years.  I'll never cheat though, she knows how to darn socks. Also, I'm far too lazy.
 
Herbert's Hippopotamus
2022-12-31 1:58:27 PM  

Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.


There's oral sex in Memnoch the Devil.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-31 2:14:00 PM  
If someone could get away with doing a book-accurate movie or series of Exit to Eden, I think we'd have us a winner.

Just....for the love of god, NO Aykroyd or O'Donnell!
 
slantsix
2022-12-31 2:16:56 PM  
Cronenberg really isn't even trying to hide his fetish at this point, is he? Oddly enough, I've met MANY people with similar affinities (including people who've undergone voluntary amputations and the like) but I've never really understood it
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-31 2:20:27 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.


Fwiw Russian dash cam videos do tend to have a better plot than most Hollywood action drivel...so...
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2022-12-31 2:52:44 PM  

raerae1980: Xythero: raerae1980: Xythero: KingKauff: raerae1980: The new Interview with a Vampire is sexy AF * fans herself* , but it's a tv show.

My GF says she has to watch that with a fan on. I wonder if The Mayfair Witches will be the same. I doubt it since there's not much sexiness to Rice's witches.

There's way more sex in the witch books than the vampire books.  The Mayfair family is full of pansexual nymphos while Rice's vampires don't have sex.

Huh....i dont remember all that sex, and i read that whole trilogy.  ☹

Rowan has sex with Lasher in his ghost form several times.  Her Uncle Julien farked anything that moved including several family members. Rowan's husband farks her 13-year-old niece.  There's more that I'm forgetting, too. It gets a little goofy, in my opinion.

So, what im hearing is that i should re-read those books...😄


Alexandra D'addario is cast as the lead in a show based on Ann Rice novels. I'll be skipping the books and tracking down the director's cut.

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whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-12-31 3:07:00 PM  

firesign: Alphax: But I hadn't heard of any of them.

At the very least, Don't Worry Darling has been all over the dumb news this year (including here on Fark), between whatever happened with Olivia Wilde, Florence Pugh, and Harry Styles, not to mention Shia LaBoeuf.

Did not in ANY way increase my interest in the movie, but whatever.


Unfortunately whatever happened between Olivia Wilde and Florence Pugh is not what I like to imagine happening between Olivia and Florence
 
Unsung_Hero
2022-12-31 4:06:35 PM  

baron von doodle: Alexandra D'addario is cast as the lead in a show based on Ann Rice novels.


I've heard rumors she has very nice breasts somewhere below those eyes.
 
firesign [BareFark]
2022-12-31 4:13:17 PM  

Unsung_Hero: baron von doodle: Alexandra D'addario is cast as the lead in a show based on Ann Rice novels.

I've heard rumors she has very nice breasts somewhere below those eyes.


During the Fappening media storm, she was in an interview (right after doing "that scene" in True Detective) saying something like "that's why I keep all my nudity on TV. Anyone who gets my phone pictures is just going to see a bunch of dogs and food and stuff."
 
portnoyd
2022-12-31 4:45:59 PM  
Ehhh if I wanted to get a boner from movies, I'll just watch porn.
 
Clutch2013
2022-12-31 5:23:10 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.


We agree on very little.

This is one of those things.
 
I Like Bread
2022-12-31 5:56:09 PM  
I don't think anything can top last year's The Voyeurs with Sydney Sweeney... because DAMN.
 
Snatch Bandergrip
2022-12-31 6:00:32 PM  

Clutch2013: Snatch Bandergrip: The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.

We agree on very little.

This is one of those things.



I've noticed a pattern wherein people I disagree with on the pol tab, I agree with on the entertainment tab, and vice versa.  I wonder if anyone else has experienced this.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2022-12-31 6:11:20 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Clutch2013: Snatch Bandergrip: The idea that erotic, sensual movies don't need to exist because we have readily available pornography is like saying they shouldn't make action movies anymore because you can watch Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.

We agree on very little.

This is one of those things.


I've noticed a pattern wherein people I disagree with on the pol tab, I agree with on the entertainment tab, and vice versa.  I wonder if anyone else has experienced this.


No, you're wrong.
 
FarkingChas
2022-12-31 7:41:21 PM  
No Japanese Schoolgirl movies on the list? Fail.

:)
 
paulleah
2022-12-31 8:37:43 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Bslim: There's no need to waste time or money on these when there's internet porn.

For us menfolk, sure.  But what about the women who like plot in a movie AND an opportunity to see a wealthy charismatic man make a romantic connection... (read: not a male porn star with bad facial hair and tattoos and the diction and accent of a middle shool dropout)... before he drops his pants to show full frontal (and then rawdogs his costar)


It's called Zillow...evidently.
 
paulleah
2022-12-31 8:40:48 PM  

deadsanta: What libido?  I've been with the same woman for over 30 years.  I'll never cheat though, she knows how to darn socks. Also, I'm far too lazy.


Darn your socks?
Does she also churn your butter and knead your dough?
 
paulleah
2022-12-31 8:42:11 PM  

Unsung_Hero: baron von doodle: Alexandra D'addario is cast as the lead in a show based on Ann Rice novels.

I've heard rumors she has very nice breasts somewhere below those eyes.


That's the thing about running more.. They never do the truth Justice.
 
paulleah
2022-12-31 8:42:38 PM  

paulleah: Unsung_Hero: baron von doodle: Alexandra D'addario is cast as the lead in a show based on Ann Rice novels.

I've heard rumors she has very nice breasts somewhere below those eyes.

That's the thing about running more.. They never do the truth Justice.


Rumors.

//edit button please!
 
Billy Liar
2022-12-31 9:28:04 PM  

deadsanta: What libido?  I've been with the same woman for over 30 years.  I'll never cheat though, she knows how to darn socks. Also, I'm far too lazy.


And you've got that wad of sock-darning dough you've saved.  You can't buy that kind of money.
 
nakmuay
2023-01-01 1:52:00 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Unsung_Hero: I read the list.  Not one of those movies sounded legitimately erotic.

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