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2022-12-31 1:25:56 AM  
Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.
 
2022-12-31 4:10:11 AM  
My mummy says, "To get things done, you better not mess with Major TutenTutankhamun
 
2022-12-31 4:16:00 AM  
There's also the possibility that over the thousands of years of ancient Egyptian cultures, religions, daily lives, politics, and philosophies, there is more than one explanation for a burial practice.
 
2022-12-31 4:17:24 AM  

mistahtom: Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.


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2022-12-31 4:46:45 AM  
So it was a form of taxidermy... wait...

Some far-distant future civilizations will be seriously confused about us.
 
2022-12-31 4:57:03 AM  
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2022-12-31 5:03:57 AM  

mistahtom: Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.


Shows what you know. I have it on good authority they were ancient grain silos used to present offerings to aliens.
 
2022-12-31 6:38:28 AM  
 How is a mummy stuck to the inside of a coffin evidence of anything other than some sticky residue? Hmm, mummy, where does that word come from? Did someone say the Arabic word for bitumen, mummiya?

So the big shift in thought is that the pharoah would reanimate in an idealized form rather than their own body which had all the organs save the heart removed?  All this time I've been picturing them walking around wrapped in strips of linen. Shows how much I know.
 
2022-12-31 7:18:33 AM  
It's Egypt's arid climate that preserved the mummies more than their techniques.
 
2022-12-31 7:24:11 AM  
Just a weird concept altogether.

Today we say, "you can't take it with you," but the Egyptian elites clearly did.
 
2022-12-31 7:27:55 AM  

SimonElectric: How is a mummy stuck to the inside of a coffin evidence of anything other than some sticky residue? Hmm, mummy, where does that word come from? Did someone say the Arabic word for bitumen, mummiya?

So the big shift in thought is that the pharoah would reanimate in an idealized form rather than their own body which had all the organs save the heart removed?  All this time I've been picturing them walking around wrapped in strips of linen. Shows how much I know.


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2022-12-31 7:29:15 AM  
Preserving the body was not an accident.

And Tut's burial was botched because his death was unexpected. He was a young man when he died. The thought is that his skull got fractured.
 
2022-12-31 7:31:11 AM  
Boy from the pics, it really looks like Rudy Giuliani needs to moisturize more.
 
2022-12-31 7:37:20 AM  
Didn't Egyptian pharaohs regularly knock down and break up the statues of previous pharaohs?
 
2022-12-31 8:38:01 AM  

SimonElectric: So the big shift in thought is that the pharoah would reanimate in an idealized form rather than their own body which had all the organs save the heart removed?  All this time I've been picturing them walking around wrapped in strips of linen. Shows how much I know.


Shuffling slowly, with their arms stretched out in front of them? Yes, this new information is changing a lot of our misconceptions.
 
2022-12-31 8:53:58 AM  
Very tenuous connection to the article, but she's crazy hot and can sing, so yeah.
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2022-12-31 8:54:20 AM  
An increasing number of archaeologists say

Moving from 1 to 3 is an increasing number.
 
2022-12-31 8:55:46 AM  
My mummy told me
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2022-12-31 9:02:56 AM  
...but I'm always on the shelf♫
 
2022-12-31 9:18:08 AM  
I wouldn't say an increasing number of us (archaeologists), and this is the first im hearing about it.
 
2022-12-31 9:28:10 AM  

mistahtom: Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.


Lighthouse?  Sure, makes sense.

But the pyramids?  A smooth-sided geometric shape seems less than ideal as something to climb and man as a sentry post.
 
2022-12-31 9:29:15 AM  
the process is was done while they were still alive,so..it hurt. more than a tattoo.
 
2022-12-31 9:43:19 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Didn't Egyptian pharaohs regularly knock down and break up the statues of previous pharaohs?


I *believe* this was only the case with Akhenaten, the heretic monotheistic Pharaoh--not only statures but many written records were destroyed.
 
2022-12-31 9:47:13 AM  

SimonElectric: So the big shift in thought is that the pharoah would reanimate in an idealized form rather than their own body which had all the organs save the heart removed?


My interpretation is the new theory is the mummy would be a statue, with no reanimating involved.
 
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2022-12-31 10:20:15 AM  

SimonElectric: How is a mummy stuck to the inside of a coffin evidence of anything other than some sticky residue? Hmm, mummy, where does that word come from? Did someone say the Arabic word for bitumen, mummiya?

So the big shift in thought is that the pharoah would reanimate in an idealized form rather than their own body which had all the organs save the heart removed?  All this time I've been picturing them walking around wrapped in strips of linen. Shows how much I know.


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2022-12-31 10:22:21 AM  
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2022-12-31 10:24:10 AM  

Izunbacol: mistahtom: Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.

Lighthouse?  Sure, makes sense.

But the pyramids?  A smooth-sided geometric shape seems less than ideal as something to climb and man as a sentry post.


Maybe climbing the exterior of a 51.5 degree incline covered with polished limestone wasn't even possible, or considered sacrilege.

But if there was any kind of pending threat and you had this convenient tall thing already built, you'd expect someone to think of it and try it.  Still doesn't mean that's why the pyramid was built in the first place, of course.
 
2022-12-31 10:26:27 AM  
Are you my mummy?
 
2022-12-31 10:28:45 AM  

Ragin' Asian: mistahtom: Because of their massive height, the pyramids at Giza and the Lighthouse at Alexandria also could have functioned as look-outs where stationed soldiers could see well far off over the horizon and alert the city to prepare for an incoming attack.

Shows what you know. I have it on good authority they were ancient grain silos used to present offerings to aliens.


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2022-12-31 10:58:49 AM  

lilbjorn: An increasing number of archaeologists say

Moving from 1 to 3 is an increasing number.


A 200% increase. Don't under sell it.
 
2022-12-31 11:15:10 AM  
I CAN'T  fap to this.
 
2022-12-31 11:15:19 AM  
Good day
 
2022-12-31 11:17:50 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: I CAN'T  fap to this.


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2022-12-31 11:18:13 AM  
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2022-12-31 11:56:12 AM  
It's interesting. One of the pitfalls of European archaeology is that ideas set forth by antiquarians are fossilized themselves and it takes great effort to move them, despite many of them just being upper class oddballs who liked digging up things and displaying them in their country houses.
 
2022-12-31 12:11:44 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It's interesting. One of the pitfalls of European archaeology is that ideas set forth by antiquarians are fossilized themselves and it takes great effort to move them, despite many of them just being upper class oddballs who liked digging up things and displaying them in their country houses.


Historic work on Egypt should be restarted, I wonder what discovieries we'll discover with technology invented since Antiquarian Era
 
2022-12-31 12:27:03 PM  
It's just a burial method. It obviously worked to preserve the bodies, which makes sense anyway, if they thibk they're going to live as gods. This doesn't really change anything in my mind. This isn't exactly a big revelation, more of a clarification.
 
2022-12-31 12:34:03 PM  
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2022-12-31 12:38:46 PM  
So everyone in ancient Egypt must have wanted a cat statue, given the number of mummified cats. ??
 
2022-12-31 1:25:17 PM  
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2022-12-31 1:45:25 PM  
 
2022-12-31 2:45:35 PM  
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2022-12-31 4:06:23 PM  

KB202: There's also the possibility that over the thousands of years of ancient Egyptian cultures, religions, daily lives, politics, and philosophies, there is more than one explanation for a burial practice.


Not to mention the reality that we don't know shiat about stuff that went on that long ago, and about all we can do is dig up stuff and guess.  What little written stuff there is is rarely that helpful.  No one explains the elements of their culture that everyone born to it knows and practices even unconsciously on a random tablet or tomb wall as a rule.  Castle Argh sketch territory - if they did find one they'd probably be rather suspicious. Short of discovering time travel we're never going to know.  It was just too long ago to do more than theorize when it comes to things like motivations and reasons
 
2022-12-31 7:01:18 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: KB202: There's also the possibility that over the thousands of years of ancient Egyptian cultures, religions, daily lives, politics, and philosophies, there is more than one explanation for a burial practice.

Not to mention the reality that we don't know shiat about stuff that went on that long ago, and about all we can do is dig up stuff and guess.


We can read their hieroglyphs now. No, really
 
2022-12-31 7:45:55 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Didn't Egyptian pharaohs regularly knock down and break up the statues of previous pharaohs?


Not that common but not unheard-of. One example I know offhand was the erasure of Hatshepsut by Thutmose III and/or Amenhotep II.
 
2022-12-31 8:23:19 PM  

LewDux: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: KB202: There's also the possibility that over the thousands of years of ancient Egyptian cultures, religions, daily lives, politics, and philosophies, there is more than one explanation for a burial practice.

Not to mention the reality that we don't know shiat about stuff that went on that long ago, and about all we can do is dig up stuff and guess.

We can read their hieroglyphs now. No, really


Sure.  Now try to figure out American cultural reasons and why fors in thousands of years - all you get are some bank signs, the chapter list to Twilight, half a manual from a 1968 Japanese toaster, the collected works of Jim Davis, and a flyer from the funeral of Queen Elizabeth - all translated into a language you've only learned from books.  NP!
 
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