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(The New Republic)   Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's new film has the box office pull of a Kirk Cameron birthday party   (newrepublic.com) divider line
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2022-12-29 9:12:13 AM  
The conspiro nutjobs I know have all seen it.
 
2022-12-29 9:52:39 AM  
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"Ladies..."
"...okay, lady..."
"...okay, okay, Mr. Trump..."
 
2022-12-29 10:22:48 AM  

edmo: The conspiro nutjobs I know have all seen it.


And they still believe it and talk about it.
 
2022-12-29 10:23:37 AM  
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2022-12-29 10:24:48 AM  
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2022-12-29 10:25:00 AM  
2000 Mulesis a conspiracists wet dream.  Mind you it is all lies and misinformation, but I've found most the Conspiracy Theorists, as of late have all been Trumpers, eat this fecal matter with both hands.  It's a warming lie that makes them feel vindicated for their feelings.

They lost fair and square and can't believe it because they cheated and still lost.
 
2022-12-29 10:25:11 AM  

DarwiOdrade: edmo: The conspiro nutjobs I know have all seen it.


And they still believe it and talk about it.


And they get outraged when you point out that Dinesh is a felony liar and should be ignored.
 
2022-12-29 10:25:37 AM  
Like Atlas Shrugged (parts 1, 2, 3a, 3b, etc) it will probably be on Prime at some point, for those who want to avoid the Covid, Mumps, Polio, Strep crowds at the movie theater.
 
2022-12-29 10:26:13 AM  
For one, geotracking data isn't accurate enough to pinpoint whether someone is at the precise location of a drop box or simply in the vicinity of one.

Exactly. I do the Google Local Guides thing, leave reviews on places, etc., so I get the "How was 'X'?" things all of the time. A few times a week I get them popping up for places I sometimes just drove past. It's pretty good, but not perfect. And a business is a larger target than a ballot box.
 
2022-12-29 10:28:55 AM  
You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

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2022-12-29 10:30:06 AM  

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2022-12-29 10:30:33 AM  

Psychopusher: [Fark user image 324x311]
"Ladies..."
"...okay, lady..."
"...okay, okay, Mr. Trump..."


I don't get that look. Is he trying for the "boyishly rogue" look or something?
 
2022-12-29 10:32:30 AM  
Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, To The End, the AOC climate change movie, has made $16,000. Total.

And that has a larger demographic, since it's about real things in the world that are actually happening. The moral here is that your political documentary needs to have FAR more punch than a normal one.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt16378064/
 
2022-12-29 10:33:27 AM  
Someone is getting a hell of a tax write-off out of that thing failing.
 
2022-12-29 10:33:33 AM  
A local bar ran it one fall evening. Now it's called a nazi hangout because the nut job owner keeps doubling down on the stupidity.
 
2022-12-29 10:33:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Psychopusher: [Fark user image 324x311]
"Ladies..."
"...okay, lady..."
"...okay, okay, Mr. Trump..."

I don't get that look. Is he trying for the "boyishly rogue" look or something?


I was thinking "Indian David Patterson."
 
2022-12-29 10:34:52 AM  
I am going to make a documentary.

Grifters: Why Republicans Lick Shiat Off the Floor.
 
2022-12-29 10:36:48 AM  

Mikey1969: Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, To The End, the AOC climate change movie, has made $16,000. Total.

And that has a larger demographic, since it's about real things in the world that are actually happening. The moral here is that your political documentary needs to have FAR more punch than a normal one.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt16378064/


Yeah but, she does not have two dozen national conservative propaganda outlets pushing her movie or even mentioning climate change, well unless they are talking about how climate change is a liberal hoax to make companies go bankrupt.
 
2022-12-29 10:43:49 AM  
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Well there's a face someone makes right before they get haymakered.
 
2022-12-29 10:44:14 AM  
Toward the end of 2000 Mules, director Dinesh D'Souza convenes an Arthurian round table of conservative media dorks to speculate about the earth-shattering impact the film would have.

If you have to cut that in at the end, your movie sucks.

God.  It must have sucked to be his editor.
 
2022-12-29 10:44:56 AM  
from how much every election conspiracy nutter references the film as absolute proof you'd think tens of millions saw it

even the ones touting it probably never saw it and they just repeat what others have said about it
 
2022-12-29 10:46:03 AM  

hotrod2001: [images.newrepublic.com image 768x512]
Well there's a face someone makes right before they get haymakered.


looks like a freeze frame just as a punch is landing
 
2022-12-29 10:46:37 AM  
God Awful Movies will be reviewing this soon.

/They recently reviewed Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, I'm so happy since it was a film I saw on Showtime years ago
 
2022-12-29 10:47:17 AM  

edmo: The conspiro nutjobs I know have all seen it.


My RWNJ sister proudly announced on FB that she paid $45 to watch it.

She's all in.
 
2022-12-29 10:51:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Psychopusher: [Fark user image 324x311]
"Ladies..."
"...okay, lady..."
"...okay, okay, Mr. Trump..."

I don't get that look. Is he trying for the "boyishly rogue" look or something?


His eyes are saying, "I am available.  So very, very available.  Give me a chance and I promise it will be the best three seconds of your life.  Or at least it will only be three seconds.  Please?"
 
2022-12-29 10:51:33 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 695x924]


And just so people know the backstory, those are My Pillow pajamas.

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2022-12-29 10:51:55 AM  

foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]


Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.
 
2022-12-29 10:52:39 AM  
Toward the end of 2000 Mules, director Dinesh D'Souza convenes an Arthurian round table of conservative media dorks to speculate about the earth-shattering impact the film would have.

More productive things came out of the Algonquin Roundtable compared to this.
 
2022-12-29 10:53:59 AM  
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2022-12-29 10:54:56 AM  
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The Grand Canyon is amazing, but damn, 2000 mules is a lot of mules. Maybe schedule your tour for a less busy season?
 
2022-12-29 10:57:10 AM  

hotrod2001: [images.newrepublic.com image 768x512]
Well there's a face someone makes right before they get haymakered.


I believe the word you're looking for is Backpfeifengesicht
 
2022-12-29 10:58:42 AM  

MattytheMouse: foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]

Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.


Or you could just ignore the baby's crying for once.
 
2022-12-29 10:59:40 AM  

The Lone Gunman: hotrod2001: [images.newrepublic.com image 768x512]
Well there's a face someone makes right before they get haymakered.

I believe the word you're looking for is Backpfeifengesicht


Which, if it happened, would make me experience tremendous schadenfreude.
 
2022-12-29 11:00:24 AM  

dsmith42: nakmuay: [Fark user image 695x924]

And just so people know the backstory, those are My Pillow pajamas.

[Fark user image 560x878]


Imagine the lack of thought that went into these.  They are so generic.
 
2022-12-29 11:00:27 AM  
When you look at all the recent voter fraud, there's a Democrat or two, but the rest are Republican.

And yet it's Republicans who stomp and piss all the time about this.

It's fascinating to watch.

As for DeSouza and all his noise, I'd imagine his work is subpar for even Redbox outside a rural convenience store.
 
2022-12-29 11:02:01 AM  

GoldSpider: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]

Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.

Or you could just ignore the baby's crying for once.


What do I look like to you, a man who's not terminally online?
 
2022-12-29 11:02:16 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Mikey1969: Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, To The End, the AOC climate change movie, has made $16,000. Total.

And that has a larger demographic, since it's about real things in the world that are actually happening. The moral here is that your political documentary needs to have FAR more punch than a normal one.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt16378064/

Yeah but, she does not have two dozen national conservative propaganda outlets pushing her movie or even mentioning climate change, well unless they are talking about how climate change is a liberal hoax to make companies go bankrupt.


She's also not a filmmaker by default, he is.
 
2022-12-29 11:03:42 AM  

MattytheMouse: GoldSpider: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]

Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.

Or you could just ignore the baby's crying for once.

What do I look like to you, a man who's not terminally online?


Since you put it that way...
 
2022-12-29 11:07:04 AM  

GoldSpider: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]

Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.

Or you could just ignore the baby's crying for once.


A baby crying excited the republican base to vote him in a president. Hard to ignore crying babies after that.
 
2022-12-29 11:09:00 AM  
"2000 Mules" sounds like an updated slogan for Borax.

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/christ, I'm old
 
2022-12-29 11:12:56 AM  

Shamwow: GoldSpider: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: You laugh now, but he's going to clean up at the People's Choice Awards.

[Fark user image image 752x235]

Rotten Tomatoes is the single worst thing that has ever happened to media analysis.

Like, seriously... I am so tired with whiny piss babies have turned aggregate review scores into a front for their culture war nonsense.

Or you could just ignore the baby's crying for once.

A baby crying excited the republican base to vote him in a president. Hard to ignore crying babies after that.


And what do you suppose giving it  the attention it craved solved for us?
 
2022-12-29 11:14:32 AM  
1,465,412/415= a respectable studio average of 3,531
Well respectable if it was only in theaters for one week
Site I got the numbers from doesn't say how long its run was
Be right back
OMG it was in theaters for 30 weeks
Source box office mojo
And the opening weekend was 751,755
Meaning it was still in theaters when it was making  less than it cost to run the film
How is that not corporate welfare?
 
2022-12-29 11:15:43 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 695x924]


Well there you go
He's wearing pajamas
Which means he's actually a deep cover liberal trying to make conservatives look bad
 
2022-12-29 11:15:44 AM  
The funny thing is this won't stop him.
 
2022-12-29 11:17:27 AM  

joen00b: 2000 Mulesis a conspiracists wet dream.  Mind you it is all lies and misinformation, but I've found most the Conspiracy Theorists, as of late have all been Trumpers, eat this fecal matter with both hands.  It's a warming lie that makes them feel vindicated for their feelings.

They lost fair and square and can't believe it because they cheated and still lost.


As someone who wants to believe Big Foot and UFOs are real
And ghosts
I find it sad that MAGATs have taken over
 
2022-12-29 11:22:46 AM  

Mikey1969: Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, To The End, the AOC climate change movie, has made $16,000. Total.

And that has a larger demographic, since it's about real things in the world that are actually happening. The moral here is that your political documentary needs to have FAR more punch than a normal one.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt16378064/


Other than being at opposite ends of the political and moral spectrum, they have nothing in common.
 
2022-12-29 11:25:27 AM  

edmo: The conspiro nutjobs I know have all seen it.


How many have actually seen it, though? In my experience, most people regurgitating its BS haven't actually watched it, they just claim that its existence proves everything. Kinda like how morons who wharrgarbl about the 'Twitter Files' haven't actually read them, they've just been told that they're 'damning'.
 
2022-12-29 11:25:45 AM  

Mikey1969: Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, To The End, the AOC climate change movie, has made $16,000. Total.

And that has a larger demographic, since it's about real things in the world that are actually happening. The moral here is that your political documentary needs to have FAR more punch than a normal one.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt16378064/


The funny thing is this won't stop you.
 
2022-12-29 11:25:56 AM  
So 2000 mules is a lot of drug carriers.  No wonder the airports are crowded.
 
2022-12-29 11:26:58 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Psychopusher: [Fark user image 324x311]
"Ladies..."
"...okay, lady..."
"...okay, okay, Mr. Trump..."

I don't get that look. Is he trying for the "boyishly rogue" look or something?


I think it's the "I'm going rogue and finding some boys" look.
 
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