The average consumer's understanding of the system is like 60 years in the past and that gap is widening every day.

The multinational business interests have controlled the minds of society with the media and on-demand streaming services, while processed foods, sugar and alcohol feed space alien microbes living in their guts.

Our bodies are vehicles for the native microbiome living in our intestines, and a large section of the population has had their gut microbes colonized by space aliens, we don't know who the first person to be colonized is, we assume it was The Pope.

Exercise and proper diet prevents the alien microbes from gaining a foothold in your gut, and keeps your native gut microbiome resilient against attack.

Frank Stallone's gut microbiome is the John Conner of this planet.  Our models demonstrate that, assuming The Pope was the first human to have his gut microbiome be colonized by the space alien bacteria, we can theorize that the Catholic Church built a synthoid called "Lorne Michaels" to go after Frank Stallone.

The entire cast of SNL is made from synthoids, it's how they get the alien gut microbes messages spread to the masses.

With the help of Howard Sten and Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald was the first human with a native gut microbiome to sneak onto the cast of SNL undetected and warn Frank Stallone of this impending battle between native and space alien gut microbiomes.

/The cosmic rays penetrate the tin foil