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(4Utah.com)   Salt Lake bank robber executed his crimes with the threat of vials with "viral viruses" in his pocket, the worst kind of viruses   (abc4.com) divider line
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mistahtom
2022-12-25 9:51:44 PM  
So he was carrying The Book of Mormon?
 
Claude Ballse
2022-12-25 9:53:01 PM  

mistahtom: So he was carrying The Book of Mormon?


Likely not. Vials of viruses indicate the presence of science.
 
doctorguilty
2022-12-25 9:58:26 PM  
"Viral viruses" only work on Twitter. Once you're being recorded, though, your skin breaks out in pustules.
 
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2022-12-25 10:02:19 PM  
That's vile.
 
TickTurd
2022-12-25 10:02:59 PM  
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Cythraul
2022-12-25 10:04:26 PM  
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Better check his travel history.
 
common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-25 10:13:10 PM  
He was threatening people with Good Times and AOL4FREE?
 
Loucifer
2022-12-25 10:36:26 PM  
VILLAIN VOWED VENGEANCE VITH VERY VIRAL VIRUS VIALS
 
AlgaeRancher [OhFark]
2022-12-25 11:26:19 PM  
Don't click!
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2022-12-26 12:49:54 AM  
To be fair, there were likely actually viral viruses in those vials.  It's hard to keep surfaces sterile.
 
LOLITROLU
2022-12-26 9:32:05 AM  
I know it sounds scary, but really it's not so bad.

What you really have to worry about is the non-viral viruses. Those things are dangerous.
 
davynelson
2022-12-26 10:52:18 AM  
They weren't 'viral' viruses, they were just popular

/stop saying viral
 
samiratou
2022-12-26 8:58:29 PM  
He should have threatened a vial of viral vaccines, as that would be much more terrifying these days.
 
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