Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(   Salt Lake bank robber executed his crimes with the threat of vials with "viral viruses" in his pocket, the worst kind of viruses   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Robbery, Theft, Murphy James Hollie, SALT LAKE CITY, bank teller, homeless man, Police officers, yellow medical mask  
•       •       •

1247 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2022 at 9:50 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

13 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2022-12-25 9:51:44 PM  
So he was carrying The Book of Mormon?
2022-12-25 9:53:01 PM  

mistahtom: So he was carrying The Book of Mormon?

Likely not. Vials of viruses indicate the presence of science.
2022-12-25 9:58:26 PM  
"Viral viruses" only work on Twitter. Once you're being recorded, though, your skin breaks out in pustules.
2022-12-25 10:02:19 PM  
That's vile.
2022-12-25 10:02:59 PM  
onesnladay.comView Full Size
2022-12-25 10:04:26 PM  
bshistorian.files.wordpress.comView Full Size

Better check his travel history.
2022-12-25 10:13:10 PM  
He was threatening people with Good Times and AOL4FREE?
2022-12-25 10:36:26 PM  
2022-12-25 11:26:19 PM  
Don't click!
2022-12-26 12:49:54 AM  
To be fair, there were likely actually viral viruses in those vials.  It's hard to keep surfaces sterile.
2022-12-26 9:32:05 AM  
I know it sounds scary, but really it's not so bad.

What you really have to worry about is the non-viral viruses. Those things are dangerous.
2022-12-26 10:52:18 AM  
They weren't 'viral' viruses, they were just popular

/stop saying viral
2022-12-26 8:58:29 PM  
He should have threatened a vial of viral vaccines, as that would be much more terrifying these days.
Displayed 13 of 13 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.