My office does a holiday drinking party every year with a white elephant gift exchange. I work with a bunch of rowdy drunk grandmas, which sounds fun, but they're ROWDY and it's actually bad enough that cops get called every couple years. I don't drink or celebrate Xmas, and I got tired of talking to cops and driving everyone home one at a time, so these days I just take all of December off and spend the month visiting whatever friends. I sound fun. I know.

Anyway, my go to holiday gift for people I don't care about was basically large containers of mouthwash, gum, dish soap, batteries or fabric softener. Stuff you can definitely buy at a gas station or truck stop. The truth is that a bunch of USB C cables is probably a more thoughtful gift than an ornament with zero emotional value and a bottle of Scope will probably get used by whomever gets it. I don't think that's a bad thing.