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(Sports Illustrated)   Robert Kraft invites beleaguered Patriots fan from game in Vegas to Foxboro for a game. Maybe a find a place to massage away the stress afterwards   (si.com) divider line
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613 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Dec 2022 at 2:20 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ty Webb [OhFark]
2022-12-23 2:30:00 PM  
That woman appears to be an awful human being.
 
swankywanky
2022-12-23 2:34:13 PM  
Tell me about all the Raiders game your dad took you to as a little girl.

"Lifelong" Raiders Nation my a$$
 
peachpicker
2022-12-23 2:41:38 PM  
That woman is miserable every day of her life, and nothing brings her greater relief than a contrived opportunity to focus her misery outward on someone else.
 
farkregurgitator
2022-12-23 2:47:49 PM  
This is why I propose we use "raiders fan" as a euphemism for shiat.

For example:

"The fat guy in my office takes the rankest raiders fan in the third floor bathroom every afternoon"

Or

"Whaddya talkin' about? That's bull-raiders fan!"

Or

"I was walking through my buddy's yard the other day and I stepped in some raiders fan. Farking sucks"
 
KingKauff
2022-12-23 3:17:22 PM  
There's not much worse in sports than a sore winner.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2022-12-23 3:20:37 PM  
I liked it better when he would just stab people who walked through the Black Hole wearing opposing jerseys.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 3:26:36 PM  

Ty Webb: That woman appears to be an awful human being.


Just your typical Raiders fan.
 
iron_city_ap
2022-12-23 4:12:42 PM  
That woman is a piece of human garbage who should be banned based on her behavior.

I find it interesting that the guy could be tracked down, but not her.
 
iron_city_ap
2022-12-23 4:14:30 PM  
Oh, and how the hell was the headline not something along the lines of 'Robert Kraft decides to give a happy ending'? Golden opportunity missed.
 
All American Commenter
2022-12-23 4:17:34 PM  
This is why you don't sit with the poor during sportsball events.
 
Practical_Draconian
2022-12-23 4:49:15 PM  
Wow. Not even "Pats bandwagoner" or "BAAAHSTON douche" smack so far in thread.

Sucks that Vegas gets its wish to be a professional sportsball city and gets blessed with an NFL organization running neck-and-neck with the Cleveland Browns, Washington Redskins and Detroit Lions in shiatacularness on and/or off the field, complete with a fanbase that had thug life rep before gangsta rap was a thing.

/seen some Karens and troublemakers in Vegas hockey clips too. Hope the city doesn't get a rep
 
All American Commenter
2022-12-23 4:59:03 PM  
If you are traveling to Vegas to play the Raiders, standing room tickets for the Wynn Field Club is your best bet.

Get there when doors open and and you can get a spot right next to the away teams tunnel and watch everyone come on and off the field for warmups and what not.

It is 500 bucks per ticket but you avoid trashy fans like that, get to interact with players and coaches as they walk on and off the field and are as close to the end zone as possible. Also private bathrooms/entrance to the stadium.

Down side is you will be standing for 6 hours but if you are in the front row you can lean on the halfwall which is nice.
 
squidloe
2022-12-23 5:06:26 PM  

iron_city_ap: Oh, and how the hell was the headline not something along the lines of 'Robert Kraft decides to give a happy ending'? Golden opportunity missed.


Yeah, subby really pulled a boner.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]
2022-12-23 5:22:37 PM  
At that point, the Patriots had tied the game and after they scored, Edmond said, "Raiders fans I think it's time to go home." Hearing this, the woman's husband came over to him and said, "Oh, so you're talking to me?"


So it wasnt as one sided as he leads you to believe? Weird
 
farkregurgitator
2022-12-23 5:29:56 PM  

mikaloyd: At that point, the Patriots had tied the game and after they scored, Edmond said, "Raiders fans I think it's time to go home." Hearing this, the woman's husband came over to him and said, "Oh, so you're talking to me?"


So it wasnt as one sided as he leads you to believe? Weird


Fark should have a Raiders tag. It would be perfect for every story about alcoholism, fist fights and spousal abuse.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]
2022-12-23 5:37:15 PM  

farkregurgitator: mikaloyd: At that point, the Patriots had tied the game and after they scored, Edmond said, "Raiders fans I think it's time to go home." Hearing this, the woman's husband came over to him and said, "Oh, so you're talking to me?"


So it wasnt as one sided as he leads you to believe? Weird

Fark should have a Raiders tag. It would be perfect for every story about alcoholism, fist fights and spousal abuse.


You should thank God every day that Raiders fans do all this so no other fanbases have to
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-12-23 5:46:30 PM  

All American Commenter: If you are traveling to Vegas to play the Raiders, standing room tickets for the Wynn Field Club is your best bet.

Get there when doors open and and you can get a spot right next to the away teams tunnel and watch everyone come on and off the field for warmups and what not.

It is 500 bucks per ticket but you avoid trashy fans like that, get to interact with players and coaches as they walk on and off the field and are as close to the end zone as possible. Also private bathrooms/entrance to the stadium.

Down side is you will be standing for 6 hours but if you are in the front row you can lean on the halfwall which is nice.


That sounds miserable
 
too_amuzed
2022-12-23 5:57:23 PM  
But weren't Raiders fans tied with Cowboy fans as the most polite fans In that survey the other day?
 
the1hatman
2022-12-23 6:18:22 PM  
"I just want you to know I think you represented our brand in a very classy way," Kraft said.

I mean, it's not rub 'n' tug at the local strip mall level of class but I guess it's close.
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-12-23 6:25:54 PM  
Dude you're a billionaire...fix your teeth
 
All American Commenter
2022-12-23 6:50:54 PM  

johnny_vegas: All American Commenter: If you are traveling to Vegas to play the Raiders, standing room tickets for the Wynn Field Club is your best bet.

Get there when doors open and and you can get a spot right next to the away teams tunnel and watch everyone come on and off the field for warmups and what not.

It is 500 bucks per ticket but you avoid trashy fans like that, get to interact with players and coaches as they walk on and off the field and are as close to the end zone as possible. Also private bathrooms/entrance to the stadium.

Down side is you will be standing for 6 hours but if you are in the front row you can lean on the halfwall which is nice.

That sounds miserable


Really ? Ohh well, to each their own.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-12-23 7:11:09 PM  

All American Commenter: johnny_vegas: All American Commenter: If you are traveling to Vegas to play the Raiders, standing room tickets for the Wynn Field Club is your best bet.

Get there when doors open and and you can get a spot right next to the away teams tunnel and watch everyone come on and off the field for warmups and what not.

It is 500 bucks per ticket but you avoid trashy fans like that, get to interact with players and coaches as they walk on and off the field and are as close to the end zone as possible. Also private bathrooms/entrance to the stadium.

Down side is you will be standing for 6 hours but if you are in the front row you can lean on the halfwall which is nice.

That sounds miserable

Really ? Ohh well, to each their own.


Disclaimer:  I have a bad back
 
abhorrent1
2022-12-23 9:10:49 PM  
I would have punched that stupid biatch in the face
 
Snuffybud [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 9:22:20 PM  

All American Commenter: If you are traveling to Vegas to play the Raiders, standing room tickets for the Wynn Field Club is your best bet.

Get there when doors open and and you can get a spot right next to the away teams tunnel and watch everyone come on and off the field for warmups and what not.

It is 500 bucks per ticket but you avoid trashy fans like that, get to interact with players and coaches as they walk on and off the field and are as close to the end zone as possible. Also private bathrooms/entrance to the stadium.

Down side is you will be standing for 6 hours but if you are in the front row you can lean on the halfwall which is nice.


Standing for 6 hours?  No thanks.  At least I could sit during commercial breaks when I was a Bills season ticket holder.
 
powhound
2022-12-23 10:16:29 PM  

iron_city_ap: Oh, and how the hell was the headline not something along the lines of 'Robert Kraft decides to give a happy ending'? Golden opportunity missed.


Funnied. But .... Ummmmm .... I don't think he knows how to do that?
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2022-12-23 10:43:24 PM  

too_amuzed: But weren't Raiders fans tied with Cowboy fans as the most polite fans In that survey the other day?


We're a little better than the days of throwing bullets at Chester McGlockton and animal hijinks of the best Black Hole days (twenty years in Purgatory will do that) but we can still live up to our notoriety.
 
fatalvenom
2022-12-23 10:54:50 PM  
I once witnessed an all-out brawl in the parking lot of Joe Robbie Stadium between Dolphins fans and Jets fans. Probably 10-12 on each side.

The Dolphins fan crashed his gas-powered RC car into the Weber Kettle of a group of Jets fans, knocking it over. With hot dogs on it. Hot dogs.

Haymakers, hair-pulling and unintended nudity. It was glorious.
 
capngroovy
2022-12-24 10:41:07 AM  
"...didn't want to make a full of myself?" I get that journalism is dead, but who looks at that phrase and says "it chick's out."
 
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