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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 11:41:12 AM  
Be creative. List "neck massagers" and "kiss practicers" and so forth.
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:09:06 PM  
Step 1: have an onlyfans.
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:11:37 PM  
Craigslist
 
SomethingBetter76
2022-12-23 12:36:20 PM  
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mcmnky
2022-12-23 12:36:46 PM  
Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.
 
Mad_Radhu
2022-12-23 12:38:12 PM  
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RatMaster999
2022-12-23 12:38:50 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


Yeah, but where I find new e-girl flavored panties?
 
ctighe2353
2022-12-23 12:39:36 PM  
Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.
 
UltimaCS
2022-12-23 12:39:55 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


You'll find that used underwear has an incredibly big aftermarket.
 
BumpInTheNight [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:40:52 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


What's wrong with used mattresses?

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Koodz
2022-12-23 12:41:05 PM  

ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.


A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.
 
Brewster [BareFark]
2022-12-23 12:42:22 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


Well, MA just made throwing them away illegal, so might as well.
 
SumoJeb [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:42:51 PM  
I can't stand throwing away anything that still has some function or can be repaired (kludged)
A vibrator should be put in a biohazard bag and trashed. Maybe even burned.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:43:35 PM  
Chest of drawers for sale&

French lessons?

Spanish guitar?

Oh, here it is:  prostitute.
 
I May Be Crazy But...
2022-12-23 12:43:43 PM  

ctighe2353: Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.


I'm always happy when I get to not be the most innocent person in a room.
 
Spartapuss
2022-12-23 12:43:46 PM  

Koodz: ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.

A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.


Let me guess. ER?
 
I May Be Crazy But...
2022-12-23 12:44:15 PM  

SumoJeb: I can't stand throwing away anything that still has some function or can be repaired (kludged)
A vibrator should be put in a biohazard bag and trashed. Maybe even burned.


What do you do with your vibrator?!?
 
bigdog1960
2022-12-23 12:45:35 PM  
Can't they be sold the same place as used panties?
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2022-12-23 12:46:12 PM  

Brewster: Well, MA just made throwing [mattresses] away illegal...


What... are you supposed to do with them?
 
chitownmike
2022-12-23 12:47:04 PM  
One 1908 Chicago Tribune ad for the Arnold Vibrator claimed that Mark Twain and the governor of Chicago were Arnold users.

Oh, slate...
 
Spartapuss
2022-12-23 12:48:11 PM  

fatassbastard: Brewster: Well, MA just made throwing [mattresses] away illegal...

What... are you supposed to do with them?


Bed bug farm. Fun for the kids.
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SanityIsAFullTimeJob
2022-12-23 12:48:13 PM  
Keep them to pass down as heirlooms.
 
TheCableGuy
2022-12-23 12:49:41 PM  

fatassbastard: Brewster: Well, MA just made throwing [mattresses] away illegal...

What... are you supposed to do with them?


In Minnesota (where I'm from originally) it is, or used to be, illegal to sell used mattresses but it was ok to give them away. You'd find ads on Craigslist for a can of soda or other irrelevant items that came with a free mattress. You could haul them to the waste management facility and it was a reasonable fee to dump them - I assumed most states were like that.
 
Spartapuss
2022-12-23 12:49:56 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Keep them to pass down as heirlooms.


Next on PBS, Antique Chode Show.
 
squidloe
2022-12-23 12:50:53 PM  

fatassbastard: Brewster: Well, MA just made throwing [mattresses] away illegal...

What... are you supposed to do with them?


Now you have to load them into your brother-in-law's pickup and dump them somewhere in Lynn. It's kind of a hassle.
 
Brewster [BareFark]
2022-12-23 12:51:20 PM  

fatassbastard: Brewster: Well, MA just made throwing [mattresses] away illegal...

What... are you supposed to do with them?


Recycle.

I assume most sellers will take them away, I actually find the textiles weirder. Given that I wear everything until it's more hole than clothing, I'm not sure why anyone would even want the scraps.
 
chitownmike
2022-12-23 12:51:43 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Keep them to pass down as heirlooms.


We aren't supposed to be calling out farkers who aren't in the thread
 
ImpendingCynic
2022-12-23 12:52:00 PM  
I really don't want to know who buys used sex toys but I'm less scared by the people just too cheap to buy new.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-12-23 12:52:03 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Keep them to pass down as heirlooms.


Hey no callouts.  Nana's Vibrator will post on this thread or not as they like
 
ChrisDe
2022-12-23 12:52:29 PM  
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Mummenschanz 2022
 
MillionDollarMo
2022-12-23 12:53:31 PM  
Are you kidding me? Selling a used vibrator is easy as cake.
What you do is make and share a video showing how much you enjoy using your vibrator and it will sell itself.
 
moos [OhFark]
2022-12-23 12:53:59 PM  

bigdog1960: Can't they be sold the same place as used panties?


vending machines?
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-12-23 12:56:04 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


Correct.  But. Then again. I'd pay good money for used "stuff" from JLO or  dakota fanning, chloe moretz, Saoirse Ronan.
 
ChrisDe
2022-12-23 12:57:12 PM  

Koodz: ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.

A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.


In cop lingo, that's a suck & tuck.
 
Koodz
2022-12-23 1:02:45 PM  

ChrisDe: Koodz: ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.

A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.

In cop lingo, that's a suck & tuck.


He stole all the regular shiat to like TV and Xbox and jewelry, but also tried on several of her shirts, stole the vibrator, and I assume stole the vacuum cleaner just to be a dick so we couldn't clean a bathroom because he tracked dirt all over the living room.
 
Koodz
2022-12-23 1:03:34 PM  

Koodz: ChrisDe: Koodz: ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.

A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.

In cop lingo, that's a suck & tuck.

He stole all the regular shiat to like TV and Xbox and jewelry, but also tried on several of her shirts, stole the vibrator, and I assume stole the vacuum cleaner just to be a dick so we couldn't clean a bathroom because he tracked dirt all over the living room.


Voice to text mangled that.

"...so we couldn't clean up after him..."
 
Hawk the Hawk
2022-12-23 1:03:40 PM  
Shouldn't this be an article from Buzzfeed?
 
Another Government Employee
2022-12-23 1:15:39 PM  
2018 Steely Dan XLT. Has leather, hi-power output, and partner pigtail option. Only used once. Call 404-555-1178 for price and details.
 
NathanAllen
2022-12-23 1:45:59 PM  
Vibrators do have a rich history. Their origin as a treatment device for women who didn't agree with the laws that stated they were property was a bit dark.

But everyone pretty much accepts they're about the only reliable path to a female orgasm.

Our genetic programming is weird. Men's orgasms are incredibly common and linked to reproduction in becoming and women's in finding enough men to please them finally.
 
The Weary Optimist [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-23 1:58:01 PM  
"the Center for Intimacy Justice, a nonprofit that fights for equality in women's health advertising".

If that isn't a corporate sponsored lobby I'll eat my hat.
 
ChubbyTiger
2022-12-23 1:59:03 PM  

ctighe2353: ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication. Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids. Not remote the same thing.


What the point of fixing ED if not sexual pleasure for the D owner?
 
Priapetic [BareFark]
2022-12-23 1:59:56 PM  
Proving once again nothing is more important to society then men being able to get a boner.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]
2022-12-23 2:00:56 PM  

ChubbyTiger: ctighe2353: ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication. Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids. Not remote the same thing.

What the point of fixing ED if not sexual pleasure for the D owner?


The dysfunction owner?  Well, I guess that's accurate but odd phrasing.
 
stuffy
2022-12-23 2:01:03 PM  
Used sex toys
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Thats my fetish.
 
Fano
2022-12-23 2:08:06 PM  

mcmnky: Ew.

Do they also want you selling used mattresses and underwear?

Some things are worth the extra few bucks to buy new.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Fano
2022-12-23 2:13:16 PM  
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It was made for The Gobblin' Whores. It's name is Porkcrist, the Meatflap Cleaver. Keep it well.
 
Katwang
2022-12-23 2:19:28 PM  
I never realized so many women suffered from jittery nerves.
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Billy Liar
2022-12-23 2:37:39 PM  
Vibrator?  List it in the "Concrete Equipment" section but be specific about its dimensions.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-12-23 3:08:30 PM  

Katwang: I never realized so many women suffered from jittery nerves.
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It's terrible, they're hysterical I tell you

/nice on slipping the dimensions in there
//you know so you get an idea of how much you're getting massaged with
///can be important
 
chitownmike
2022-12-23 3:12:23 PM  

Koodz: ChrisDe: Koodz: ctighe2353: Slate missing the point.  ED meds are to fix a medical condition, they are a medication.   Sex toys and the other things they listed are aids.  Not remote the same thing.

Is there a market for second hand personal pleasure devices?  Seems like it's something you really want to be the 1st owner of.

A burglar once stole my wife's vibrator as well as our vacuum cleaner.

Yes, it did turn out to be a dude when they caught him.

In cop lingo, that's a suck & tuck.

He stole all the regular shiat to like TV and Xbox and jewelry, but also tried on several of her shirts, stole the vibrator, and I assume stole the vacuum cleaner just to be a dick so we couldn't clean a bathroom because he tracked dirt all over the living room.


You vacuum the bathroom?
 
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