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(Some Guy)   Sheriff's Office finds drugs, guns, frozen dogs. Frozen dogs?   ( staugustine.com) divider line
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2002-03-01 02:42:49 PM  
Haven't read this yet, but the writer is one scary dude.
2002-03-01 02:43:22 PM  
Check out the pic of the writer!
2002-03-01 02:43:28 PM  
Once I had this dream that my folks bought a half frozen cat. It ate and shiatted half as much, but it moved reallly sloooow.
2002-03-01 02:44:58 PM  
Was it a Korean house?
2002-03-01 02:46:16 PM  
Couldn't get to reading the article - I was too freaked out by the staff writer. Dude - this isn't 1986.
2002-03-01 02:47:45 PM  
If this Ken Lewis character is going to continue to cover the crime beat, he ought to get another portrait done so as not to be mistaken for the perp.
2002-03-01 02:48:28 PM  
The 69 plants, which were in various stages of growth, are worth $1,000 a piece, said Sgt. Tom Quintieri.

That adds up to $69,000 total.

Thanks, my scientific calculater is broken.
2002-03-01 02:48:54 PM  
uh, calculator
2002-03-01 02:50:05 PM  
Octodelta: Beat me to it!
2002-03-01 02:56:15 PM  
Ok I understand preparing for the End of the World by stocking Weed, but frozen dog ? Dude, it's supposed to be Fritos and Pepsi. Munchies do not make me want to mow down dog meat.

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It's the end of the World as we know it , but I feel fine.

2002-03-01 02:57:28 PM  
MMMmmm. Dogsicle. Yum.
2002-03-01 02:57:32 PM  
"Register ... was arrested on charges of ... maintaining a drug dwelling and possession of paraphernalia"

What, pray tell, is a "drug dwelling"?
2002-03-01 02:58:48 PM  
those dogs needed the Lucky Dog Chest Protector...guarantees to keep the dog nice and toasty warm.

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geez, shouldn't that diaper be on the other side?
2002-03-01 02:59:10 PM  
Ken Lewis
Staff Writer
Record Employee Since: 2001
Phone: 819-3499

Ken says that his job is to basically "write stories about people and the things they do."

He states that the best part about what he does is that everyday he meets new people in new situations.

"I like the idea of providing information for people," he says. "And I like the idea of participating in a forum for peoples' ideas and actions."

He also likes to write and to play the guitar.
2002-03-01 03:00:25 PM  
Ken Lewis sounds like he is 7 years old.
2002-03-01 03:03:15 PM  
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. I used ta think Carl Hiaasen was exaggerating a little. Now I think he's glossing things over in order to make it look not so bad.
2002-03-01 03:05:09 PM  
People like that are the ones who give pot growers/sellers a bad name. Frozen dogs? Ummkay, you're one sick little monkey, mmmkay.

-he who stacks pork
2002-03-01 03:05:32 PM  
Ken Lewis looks like that fag from newsradio....whats his name...you know; gay fem comic, drug problem (Like that narrows it down)..? Help me out here.
2002-03-01 03:06:31 PM  
3 1/2 pounds of pot with a value of $3,500? Note to self - either move to Florida or start x-country pot arbitrage business.
2002-03-01 03:09:46 PM  
Ken Lewis does look alot like Andy Dick. But you have to give him credit, writer types usually aren't very apt at math, he shows great math skills for a writer.
2002-03-01 03:10:29 PM  
Andy Dick?
2002-03-01 03:10:38 PM  
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"Hmmmmm.....I think you found all the frozen dogs and that mummified Brazilian Soccer team......oops!"
2002-03-01 03:11:28 PM  
03-01-02 03:05:32 PM Haywood
Ken Lewis looks like that fag from newsradio....whats his name...you know; gay fem comic, drug problem (Like that narrows it down)..? Help me out here.

Andy Dick.

Who ever finds Andy Dick funny, needs to get their head examined.
2002-03-01 03:12:33 PM  
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Looks like Ken is going to have to find a new dope source.
2002-03-01 03:13:25 PM  
Florida schwag isn't worth $1000/elbow. Maybe $600.

Chances of getting a good pound off each schwag plant? Pretty low
2002-03-01 03:19:46 PM  
Trouble: Ha! I was thinking the same thing, like he ran the story because he got burnt once in a deal with Marty Feldman up there...

I know Out of Bounds already pointed this out, but in Ken's bio it says:
He also likes to write and to play the guitar.
So on top of writing, he likes to write. He's handy at arithmetic too... Let's all write Ken and thank him for his math skills: Ken's email
2002-03-01 03:28:15 PM  
...stoopid inadequate html skillz...

2002-03-01 03:29:49 PM  
They said the plants are worth $1000 a piece. Thats pretty
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2002-03-01 03:49:43 PM  
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Luke Swindle
Advertising Department
Account Executive
Record Employee Since: 2000
Phone: 819-3474

Luke builds new advertising accounts and services existing accounts.

He feels that the best part of what he does is "building relationships with customers and coworkers."

He enjoys softball, racquetball and working with his church's children's department.

Concerning the Record's work environment, Luke says "I enjoy the great work atmosphere that my co-workers and managers create."


Wow, their whole staff is whacked out:

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2002-03-01 03:54:20 PM  
Damn. I used to get pretty lazy when I smoked the shiat, but I'd never get too loaded to bury my dog.
2002-03-01 03:56:12 PM  
This is weird... I LIVE in St. Augustine and its all over the news here. Small town, lots of cops. Run a red light, and it gets in the paper. Yes, we have a lot of winners on our newspaper staff. Here, we consider "The Record" the town mullet wrapper. For decent news, I read the Times Union
2002-03-01 04:04:20 PM  
the story doesn't say what the deal with the dogs was....

2002-03-01 04:14:29 PM  
Ahhh St. Augustine, the tourist mecca ... they loved traveling just outside for the Alligator Farm
2002-03-01 04:17:04 PM  
I was just down there playing golf. St. Augustine is a great place. And cheap. We rented a crappy 2 bedroom condo on the beach for $1200 a month. We were only down there for 8 days but for $1200, we took the whole month.

Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture: Andy Dick in trouble again. But dead dogs???
2002-03-01 04:33:03 PM  
"The 3 1/2 pounds of pot are worth about $3,500, he said"

3.5K on 3 1/2 lbs of smoke is farking insane, I wish I could get that much for the shiat, more like 600 dollars a pound for a total of less than $2000.

farking retarded, shiat-for-brains cops

Lie like a congressman....
2002-03-01 04:59:36 PM  
Hold on there. $1,000/lb is too much? $600/lb is about right? I've said it before and I'll say it again - What the hell is going on here. In CA a good deal if $50 per 1/8th. That's 1/8 of an ounce as in $6,400/lb at retail. I'm not saying you're wrong but I am say wtf is going on here? Are we talking green or brown? Wholesale or retail?
2002-03-01 05:13:58 PM  
Lime green with red hairs, stinks like hell, $600 a pound in Dallas TX.
2002-03-01 05:15:50 PM  
Of course, that's my price, not yours. Just like politics, it's who ya' know. I know a bunch of people from down south of Texas, I think they carry it in on their backs.
2002-03-01 05:27:09 PM  
Well you can color me lime green with envy.
2002-03-01 06:18:50 PM  
Naw, the dogs are for you get really whacked and someone says "BARBQUE!" and you don't have any ribs in the fridge and you're too stoned to drive. Stick it on a spit, toss some Bullseye on the carcass and start rotating. Never know the difference and a whole lot cheaper (read: free) than cow or pig.
2002-03-01 07:15:17 PM  
My God! Don't you people know how dangerous frozen dogs are!? That's why they needed the guns and kept the dogs on drugs, I mean, wouldn't you?!
2002-03-01 07:19:14 PM  
Gotta love my town. Better than dingbat militias planning to see how many people they have to kill to get on CNN. And the weather's nicer, too.
2002-03-02 04:04:53 PM  
I bet the dogs died from dog fighting.
I mean c'mon, they found 9 roosters buried in the yard.
I bet he'll need some lawyers, guns, and money.
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