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3054 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2022 at 5:35 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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OilfieldDrunk [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 2:22:21 PM  
Inner core has to be metal. It's probably a one shot gun if it doesn't have the inner core
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 2:30:23 PM  
Are you trying to kill Harvey Dent, subby?
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 2:37:54 PM  
you better believe it.

From Dusk Till Dawn - Sex Machine's Crotch Gun
Youtube lueIajfi34w
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 2:41:06 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Are you trying to kill Harvey Dent, subby?


No but maybe I could even the odds between ducks and duck hunters
In the Line of Fire (1993) Mitch Leary Kills Hunters (plastic/resin composite Zip Gun) | HD 1080p
Youtube kP5v1V3T7pY

Dude is 50 something probably saw this movie in a theater
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 3:30:24 PM  

OilfieldDrunk: Inner core has to be metal. It's probably a one shot gun if it doesn't have the inner core


Shhhh.  We want them to up their own cocks.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 5:37:52 PM  
That's why you need better detectors....
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cheeseaholic
2022-12-13 5:42:01 PM  
For a second I was thinking carbon nanotubes, and was going to say no, instead I'll go with yeah you probably can, but you probably shouldn't try it.  I'm sure that you can make an explosion that will go mostly the direction you want it to at least.
 
Billy Liar
2022-12-13 5:42:44 PM  
Job-killing regulations.  The Little Guy can't get ahead these days.
 
Isitoveryet
2022-12-13 5:42:44 PM  
it's a real thing but the metal detector has to be unplugged.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:43:31 PM  
Crotch Gun GIS result:

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gameshowhost [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:44:16 PM  
These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2022-12-13 5:47:24 PM  

gameshowhost: These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.


Thankfully I've trained for this
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Stratohead
2022-12-13 5:48:02 PM  
even if such a thing were feasible to construct (and you wouldn't use CarbonFiber for a number of reasons..not the least of which is it tends to shatter under force)
the AMMO would still set of a metal detector.
 
New Rising Sun
2022-12-13 5:49:50 PM  

SBinRR: Crotch Gun GIS result:

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Since when did Sweden become Bollywood?
 
New Rising Sun
2022-12-13 5:50:23 PM  

ColleenSezWhuut: gameshowhost: These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.

Thankfully I've trained for this
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Wow...there's a name I haven't seen in like 25 years.  That game was awesome.
 
CrazyCurt
2022-12-13 5:50:52 PM  
Bullets still metal.

/ Metal as Fark!
 
NateAsbestos [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:52:25 PM  
If a carbon fiber gun were feasible AND not detectable by a metal detector, why would you add the FURTHER constraint of miniaturizing and embedding into a (presumably metal?) belt buckle? Why not just make it a regular gun size/shape?

Also there are about a trillion ways to kill people. Relying on a custom, unreliable gun shows a lack of creativity.

I award zero points.
 
Kattungali
2022-12-13 5:54:07 PM  

ColleenSezWhuut: gameshowhost: These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.

Thankfully I've trained for this
[Fark user image 200x285]


WARNING: Do not hit dumpster.  Do not kick dumpster.  Do sleep in dumpster.  Usage of this container for disposal of human remains may be a violation of local health ordinances.
 
Red Shirt Blues
2022-12-13 5:55:49 PM  
"On Sept. 16, ATF agents and Genesee County Sheriff's deputies met with the informant, who told them Myers has bragged about supplying the Outlaws and Avengers motorcycle clubs with guns."

Protip. If you are going to commit a felony keep your mouth shut. More people wind up in jail just because they couldn't keep their mouth shut.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:57:10 PM  

ColleenSezWhuut: gameshowhost: These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.

Thankfully I've trained for this
[Fark user image 200x285]


hah noice
 
Sporkabob [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:57:54 PM  

Kattungali: ColleenSezWhuut: gameshowhost: These motorcycle gang wars are out of control. Next thing you know it'll be Mods and Rockers with way too many headlights.

Thankfully I've trained for this
[Fark user image 200x285]

WARNING: Do not hit dumpster.  Do not kick dumpster.  Do sleep in dumpster.  Usage of this container for disposal of human remains may be a violation of local health ordinances.


Not with my box of bunnies.
 
poorjon
2022-12-13 5:58:13 PM  
Hitting a guy with a bar stool: $0
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2022-12-13 6:01:30 PM  

New Rising Sun: SBinRR: Crotch Gun GIS result:

[Fark user image 331x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

Since when did Sweden become Bollywood?


When they decided to become even more awesome.
 
Farker Soze
2022-12-13 6:04:08 PM  
That article sounded like 90% bs.
 
khatores
2022-12-13 6:05:31 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: "On Sept. 16, ATF agents and Genesee County Sheriff's deputies met with the informant, who told them Myers has bragged about supplying the Outlaws and Avengers motorcycle clubs with guns."

Protip. If you are going to commit a felony keep your mouth shut. More people wind up in jail just because they couldn't keep their mouth shut.


It sounds like he was trying to sell what he was making. The informant was apparently a biker gang member or at least closely affiliated. It's not going to take them long to find out who talked. Hopefully the Feds are putting this person into witsec ASAP.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-12-13 6:05:56 PM  
Why would anyone suspect groups with names like "Outlaws" or "Hells Angels" might be up to no good?
 
wildcardjack
2022-12-13 6:08:15 PM  
If you're looking to get into a secure location, you have to consider the egress. If you make noise or draw attention, you won't be getting out. That eliminates most explosive driven weapons. That leaves us with glass knives and garrotes. If you need a few feet of range, learning to throw a glass knife might be something to look into. If you expect a little privacy, a knife to the spine can leave your target a jiggling lump in seconds, or a length of paracord.
 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
2022-12-13 6:10:48 PM  

New Rising Sun: SBinRR: Crotch Gun GIS result:

[Fark user image 331x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

Since when did Sweden become Bollywood?


Right around the same time they became the Wild West.

Viagra Boys - Punk Rock Loser (Official Video)
Youtube QEfDazTZSPQ
 
MythDragon [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 6:30:07 PM  
Probably making Glock 7s. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month.
 
LouisZepher
2022-12-13 6:43:58 PM  
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spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 6:56:45 PM  

khatores: Red Shirt Blues: "On Sept. 16, ATF agents and Genesee County Sheriff's deputies met with the informant, who told them Myers has bragged about supplying the Outlaws and Avengers motorcycle clubs with guns."

Protip. If you are going to commit a felony keep your mouth shut. More people wind up in jail just because they couldn't keep their mouth shut.

It sounds like he was trying to sell what he was making. The informant was apparently a biker gang member or at least closely affiliated. It's not going to take them long to find out who talked. Hopefully the Feds are putting this person into witsec ASAP.


There is now an occupation to be a paid informant

The ATF ran an Operation called Black Biscuit to investigate the Hells Angel's
They had an undercover informant nicknamed Pops
Anyway the Vagos out in California had this guy show up one day who liked to be called Pops, he was trying to get in good with the gang, he was selling them contraband cigarettes. About this time they aired a documentary on operation Black Biscuit and of course the Vagos saw it, and realized Pops was an ATF informant, t stands for tobacco, like contraband cigarettes
 
Dear Jerk
2022-12-13 7:22:23 PM  
Free t-shirt with order.

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nyan9mm
2022-12-13 7:22:40 PM  

MythDragon: Probably making Glock 7s. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month.


Came here to post this, lol
 
TSA agent
2022-12-13 7:24:41 PM  

Stratohead: the AMMO would still set of a metal detector


A walk-thru metal detector is calibrated to a specific amount of ferrous metal.

I can tell you from personal experimentation (was bored at work) that a number of rounds greater than zero does not alarm a WTMD.
 
khatores
2022-12-13 7:34:19 PM  

spongeboob: khatores: Red Shirt Blues: "On Sept. 16, ATF agents and Genesee County Sheriff's deputies met with the informant, who told them Myers has bragged about supplying the Outlaws and Avengers motorcycle clubs with guns."

Protip. If you are going to commit a felony keep your mouth shut. More people wind up in jail just because they couldn't keep their mouth shut.

It sounds like he was trying to sell what he was making. The informant was apparently a biker gang member or at least closely affiliated. It's not going to take them long to find out who talked. Hopefully the Feds are putting this person into witsec ASAP.

There is now an occupation to be a paid informant

The ATF ran an Operation called Black Biscuit to investigate the Hells Angel's
They had an undercover informant nicknamed Pops
Anyway the Vagos out in California had this guy show up one day who liked to be called Pops, he was trying to get in good with the gang, he was selling them contraband cigarettes. About this time they aired a documentary on operation Black Biscuit and of course the Vagos saw it, and realized Pops was an ATF informant, t stands for tobacco, like contraband cigarettes


Wow, that's pretty shiatty opsec. Did "Pops" make it out with his skull intact?
 
Qatmandu
2022-12-13 7:35:13 PM  

TSA agent: Stratohead: the AMMO would still set of a metal detector

A walk-thru metal detector is calibrated to a specific amount of ferrous metal.

I can tell you from personal experimentation (was bored at work) that a number of rounds greater than zero does not alarm a WTMD.


Really?  I worked a spell for the largest jewelry manufacturer in the country and our WTMDs detected everything--gold, silver, brass, aluminum, platinum, steel, copper--every. thing.
 
TSA agent
2022-12-13 7:51:12 PM  

Qatmandu: Really?  I worked a spell for the largest jewelry manufacturer in the country and our WTMDs detected everything--gold, silver, brass, aluminum, platinum, steel, copper--every. thing.


They also detect non-ferrous metals. The setting is adjustable and it's set at a level to not be a complete nuisance to the point of alarming on dental fillings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undetectable_Firearms_Act

105 grams of spring steel is the threshold for the Undetectable Firearms Act and it's not a TOP SECRET™ that the WTMDs in airports are calibrated using specific exemplars that are steel test pieces encased in plastic.

I can tell you that a fistful of ammunition of a certain amount will alarm the WTMD, but take one round out and it will not alarm. It's set low enough that you can take multiple rounds of handgun ammo through and it will not alarm.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:08:19 PM  

TSA agent: Qatmandu: Really?  I worked a spell for the largest jewelry manufacturer in the country and our WTMDs detected everything--gold, silver, brass, aluminum, platinum, steel, copper--every. thing.

They also detect non-ferrous metals. The setting is adjustable and it's set at a level to not be a complete nuisance to the point of alarming on dental fillings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undetectable_Firearms_Act

105 grams of spring steel is the threshold for the Undetectable Firearms Act and it's not a TOP SECRET™ that the WTMDs in airports are calibrated using specific exemplars that are steel test pieces encased in plastic.

I can tell you that a fistful of ammunition of a certain amount will alarm the WTMD, but take one round out and it will not alarm. It's set low enough that you can take multiple rounds of handgun ammo through and it will not alarm.


If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.
 
cheeseaholic
2022-12-13 8:11:05 PM  

khitsicker: TSA agent: Qatmandu: Really?  I worked a spell for the largest jewelry manufacturer in the country and our WTMDs detected everything--gold, silver, brass, aluminum, platinum, steel, copper--every. thing.

They also detect non-ferrous metals. The setting is adjustable and it's set at a level to not be a complete nuisance to the point of alarming on dental fillings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undetectable_Firearms_Act

105 grams of spring steel is the threshold for the Undetectable Firearms Act and it's not a TOP SECRET™ that the WTMDs in airports are calibrated using specific exemplars that are steel test pieces encased in plastic.

I can tell you that a fistful of ammunition of a certain amount will alarm the WTMD, but take one round out and it will not alarm. It's set low enough that you can take multiple rounds of handgun ammo through and it will not alarm.

If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.


There's a 24 wait limit between making an account and using it.  Or at least there was the last 3 times I made an account.

/this is number 3
//other two one password was lost one was stupid name
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2022-12-13 8:12:22 PM  
anyone that has to ask that question should never talk about gun control ever
 
Chompachangas
2022-12-13 8:15:17 PM  

Prof. Frink: Why would anyone suspect groups with names like "Outlaws" or "Hells Angels" might be up to no good?


I've always been partial to the Coffins, my own self.
 
Chompachangas
2022-12-13 8:15:50 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: New Rising Sun: SBinRR: Crotch Gun GIS result:

[Fark user image 331x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

Since when did Sweden become Bollywood?

Right around the same time they became the Wild West.

[YouTube video: Viagra Boys - Punk Rock Loser (Official Video)]


Fark yes! Viagra Boys kick ass.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:21:36 PM  

khatores: spongeboob: khatores: Red Shirt Blues: "On Sept. 16, ATF agents and Genesee County Sheriff's deputies met with the informant, who told them Myers has bragged about supplying the Outlaws and Avengers motorcycle clubs with guns."

Protip. If you are going to commit a felony keep your mouth shut. More people wind up in jail just because they couldn't keep their mouth shut.

It sounds like he was trying to sell what he was making. The informant was apparently a biker gang member or at least closely affiliated. It's not going to take them long to find out who talked. Hopefully the Feds are putting this person into witsec ASAP.

There is now an occupation to be a paid informant

The ATF ran an Operation called Black Biscuit to investigate the Hells Angel's
They had an undercover informant nicknamed Pops
Anyway the Vagos out in California had this guy show up one day who liked to be called Pops, he was trying to get in good with the gang, he was selling them contraband cigarettes. About this time they aired a documentary on operation Black Biscuit and of course the Vagos saw it, and realized Pops was an ATF informant, t stands for tobacco, like contraband cigarettes

Wow, that's pretty shiatty opsec. Did "Pops" make it out with his skull intact?


According to what I read he did
 
mrmopar5287 [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:23:56 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: anyone that has to ask that question should never talk about gun control ever


Joe Biden just freed that Russian arms merchant for the basketball player. Anyone who is OK with that trade can STFU about gun control for the rest of their lives.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:29:41 PM  

mrmopar5287: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: anyone that has to ask that question should never talk about gun control ever

Joe Biden just freed that Russian arms merchant for the basketball player. Anyone who is OK with that trade can STFU about gun control for the rest of their lives.


WTFF does that have to fo with gun control in the US?
 
TSA agent
2022-12-13 8:39:39 PM  

khitsicker: If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.


During the 2019-2020 government shutdown, I recall there being a thread where some Farkers wanted to ask TSA employees how they felt about working and not being paid. I created the account to answer any questions people might have about TSA, within reason, because there are security agreements that I cannot violate to give out sensitive information.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:44:04 PM  

TSA agent: khitsicker: If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.

During the 2019-2020 government shutdown, I recall there being a thread where some Farkers wanted to ask TSA employees how they felt about working and not being paid. I created the account to answer any questions people might have about TSA, within reason, because there are security agreements that I cannot violate to give out sensitive information.


the dildo question.. is it really never your dildo but "a" dildo.
 
cheeseaholic
2022-12-13 8:45:41 PM  

khitsicker: TSA agent: khitsicker: If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.

During the 2019-2020 government shutdown, I recall there being a thread where some Farkers wanted to ask TSA employees how they felt about working and not being paid. I created the account to answer any questions people might have about TSA, within reason, because there are security agreements that I cannot violate to give out sensitive information.

the dildo question.. is it really never your dildo but "a" dildo.


It's my dildo.

/see if they argue
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:47:06 PM  

cheeseaholic: khitsicker: TSA agent: khitsicker: If this account wasn't made specifically to post in this thread I will disappointed.

During the 2019-2020 government shutdown, I recall there being a thread where some Farkers wanted to ask TSA employees how they felt about working and not being paid. I created the account to answer any questions people might have about TSA, within reason, because there are security agreements that I cannot violate to give out sensitive information.

the dildo question.. is it really never your dildo but "a" dildo.

It's my dildo.

/see if they argue


that should be your next username.
 
TSA agent
2022-12-13 8:54:40 PM  

khitsicker: the dildo question.. is it really never your dildo but "a" dildo


When I'm running the X-ray machine at the checkpoint, I call a bag check on EVERY. SINGLE. SEX. TOY. that I find in a bag.

When I'm in checked baggage and find them, I roll the inspection notice around the dildo and secure with a rubber band so the passenger knows I found it and inspected it.
 
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