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(Tampa Bay Times)   25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, a Florida newspaper still wants to publish your grievances. "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE "   (tampabay.com) divider line
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Walker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 1:50:28 PM  
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Begoggle
2022-12-13 3:52:42 PM  
Imagine if there was a place where people could complain about stuff 24/7/365.
That would be a real nightmare.
Thank goodness we have this local newspaper to act as a stress valve at least 1 day a year.
 
foo monkey
2022-12-13 3:55:24 PM  
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lefty248
2022-12-13 3:57:12 PM  
Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.
 
Grumpy Cat
2022-12-13 3:58:50 PM  
People aren't wearing enough hats.
 
janzee
2022-12-13 3:59:15 PM  

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kindms
2022-12-13 4:00:53 PM  
Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.
 
knbwhite
2022-12-13 4:02:41 PM  

kindms: Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.


Nothing good ever came outta there.
 
Old_Chief_Scott
2022-12-13 4:07:33 PM  
Just saw an ad on Fark for discount psychiatric for military personnel. Do you suppose that includes retirees? Because Festivus is close to pushing me over the edge.
 
tommyl66
2022-12-13 4:08:43 PM  
People who buy bagels on Festivus are the real problem.
 
Mr. Fuzzypaws [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 4:08:49 PM  

kindms: Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.



Yeah, but Frank Costanza sold it.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2022-12-13 4:17:29 PM  
"Let's rumble!"
 
KingKauff
2022-12-13 4:17:35 PM  

knbwhite: kindms: Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.

Nothing good ever came outta there.


Festivus did. Gonna put my aluminum pole up in a bit.
 
Erma Gerdd
2022-12-13 4:17:42 PM  
From TFA:

"As a New Yorker that moved to St. Pete this summer, I'm annoyed by how many New Yorkers moved to St. Pete this summer."
 
kindms
2022-12-13 4:19:34 PM  

knbwhite: kindms: Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.

Nothing good ever came outta there.


my wife did.
 
empres77 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 4:26:44 PM  
My birthday lands on Festivus.  That is all.
 
crzybtch [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 4:36:25 PM  

lefty248: Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.


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bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-12-13 4:36:53 PM  

lefty248: Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.


And the Festivus miracles.

/I pooped today
//twice!
 
knbwhite
2022-12-13 4:37:55 PM  

kindms: knbwhite: kindms: Seinfeld didnt invent festivus it just made it known outside of the family of the writer of the show.

The writers dad invented it in Chappaqua NY.

Nothing good ever came outta there.

my wife did.


Of course I meant except for her.
 
Ketchuponsteak
2022-12-13 4:42:06 PM  

Begoggle: Imagine if there was a place where people could complain about stuff 24/7/365.
That would be a real nightmare.
Thank goodness we have this local newspaper to act as a stress valve at least 1 day a year.


Yeah, now that the postoffice got me blocked from Trustpilot, that's all I got. :/
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2022-12-13 4:45:50 PM  

bughunter: lefty248: Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.

And the Festivus miracles.

/I pooped today
//twice!


Doesn't count as a win unless you were consciously trying to poop.
 
lilbjorn
2022-12-13 4:48:25 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what local Facebook groups are for?
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:02:47 PM  
The comments will read like wannabe writers submitting bits for the Seinfeld reboot.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-12-13 5:04:44 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: bughunter: lefty248: Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.

And the Festivus miracles.

/I pooped today
//twice!

Doesn't count as a win unless you were consciously trying to poop.


That's my secret, Johnny.  I'm always consciously trying to poop.

/the incredible bulk
//and his sidekick, soluble fiber boy
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 5:05:23 PM  
I got a lotta problems with you people...
 
espiaboricua
2022-12-13 5:07:01 PM  

lilbjorn: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what local Facebook, NextDoor and Ring groups are for?


Fixed for accuracy.
 
a particular individual [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 5:56:14 PM  
The normalizing of complaints really gets on my nerves. Everyone thinks they're the only one to get cut off in traffic, or smash into a moose that cut you off in traffic.

Now I want to complain about moose. Thing is, I know they won't listen to me. Which brings me to another complaint... Where was I? I think it had to do with all the complaining, and how much of it there is. This has gone on too far.

Can we at least agree to disagree? If not, can we disagree to disagree? I, for one, am quite content with the amount of complaining going on. You, on the other hand seem determined to bolster grievances, which I find grievous in and of itself.

Enough, I say.
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2022-12-13 6:09:40 PM  

bughunter: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: bughunter: lefty248: Let me know when they get to the feats of strength.

And the Festivus miracles.

/I pooped today
//twice!

Doesn't count as a win unless you were consciously trying to poop.

That's my secret, Johnny.  I'm always consciously trying to poop.

/the incredible bulk
//and his sidekick, soluble fiber boy


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dbrunker
2022-12-13 6:35:09 PM  
I had to explain to someone who'd never seen Seinfeld that it wasn't a stripper pole.

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dbrunker
2022-12-13 6:35:55 PM  
Also, if you don't already know (4 minutes, 37 seconds):

The Story of Festivus
Youtube HX55AzGku5Y
 
Omnivorous [BareFark]
2022-12-13 8:47:28 PM  
How the Tampa Bay Tribune doesn't turn this into a Deathsantis rant, I don't know.
 
theotherlondon
2022-12-13 9:17:26 PM  

dbrunker: Also, if you don't already know (4 minutes, 37 seconds):

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Thank You for this.
 
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