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(Some Guy)   In addition to finding the faces of Trump supporters particularly delicious, the United States' only wild jaguar has also developed a taste for bears   (a-z-animals.com) divider line
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3404 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2022 at 11:50 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Q-Tron
2022-12-13 11:56:57 AM  
Who doesn't love a nice beer.
 
Super Chronic
2022-12-13 11:57:46 AM  
Picture of said bear-attacking jaguar

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farkitallletitend
2022-12-13 11:58:54 AM  
Figures. The one Jaguar that makes it back to the states is insane.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:03:42 PM  
So now we have undocumented jaguars crossing the border? Thanks, Biden.
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:05:19 PM  
JAG-yoo-ah
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:05:47 PM  
Don't worry. It'll be stuck in the shop soon enough.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2022-12-13 12:05:59 PM  
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
 
New Rising Sun
2022-12-13 12:11:08 PM  
El Jefe means "the boss jefe" in Spanish. He was named this because he managed to cross the heavily guarded border fence designed to prevent Mexican immigrants from crossing.

And yet if Republicans are to be believed (btw never ever do that), this fence is supposed to stop animals with opposable thumbs, a larger brain, and the abilities to coordinate teamwork and use tools.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2022-12-13 12:13:05 PM  

New Rising Sun: opposable thumbs, a larger brain, and the abilities to coordinate teamwork and use tools.


Thanks.  I'm going to use this as my new dating profile.
 
AlgaeRancher [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:13:34 PM  

New Rising Sun: El Jefe means "the boss jefe" in Spanish. He was named this because he managed to cross the heavily guarded border fence designed to prevent Mexican immigrants from crossing.

And yet if Republicans are to be believed (btw never ever do that), this fence is supposed to stop animals with opposable thumbs, a larger brain, and the abilities to coordinate teamwork and use tools.


Cats are extremely good at climbing

/Film at 11
 
Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet
2022-12-13 12:16:29 PM  
They always have. First ursine fossil on record looked like it was taken down by a felis of one kind or another.
 
whidbey
2022-12-13 12:18:56 PM  
In 1949, the last female jaguar in the United States was hunted and killed in Arizona. Since then, some jaguars have been spotted in Arizona, near the US-Mexico border

wtf am I reading?
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:21:19 PM  
Watch out!
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Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:24:08 PM  

whidbey: In 1949, the last female jaguar in the United States was hunted and killed in Arizona. Since then, some jaguars have been spotted in Arizona, near the US-Mexico border

wtf am I reading?


The jaguars seen in Arizona ever since 1949 were male?
 
lowlandr [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:24:44 PM  
It takes a real set of genital units to jump on a bear.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:25:09 PM  

MBooda: Watch out!
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El Jefe will have competiition for bears, by the twinks species.
 
elgrancerdo
2022-12-13 12:31:10 PM  
This can chase me anytime.  I may just get it.
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FarkingSmurf
2022-12-13 12:31:21 PM  
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fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:34:01 PM  

New Rising Sun: El Jefe means "the jefe" in Spanish.


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Marcos P
2022-12-13 12:34:36 PM  
Big cats are awesome
 
Flowery Twats
2022-12-13 12:35:12 PM  

elgrancerdo: This can chase me anytime.  I may just get it.
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Now, THIS is a Jaguar. Friend's dad had a black one. Beautiful car.

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patrick767
2022-12-13 12:37:57 PM  
One jaguar in the country? I bet ranchers have already demanded a legalized hunting season.
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:43:05 PM  
Big cats are beautiful.  Just like little cats.
 
El_Dan
2022-12-13 12:47:04 PM  
Unfortunately, these beautiful creatures have been hunted excessively throughout the past 2 centuries, leading to a rapid decline in their population.

Unfortunate if you want to get your face eaten, maybe.
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:47:25 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Big cats are beautiful.  Just like little cats.


All Cats Are Beautiful.
 
The Exit Stencilist
2022-12-13 12:50:00 PM  

Weatherkiss: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Big cats are beautiful.  Just like little cats.

All Cats Are Beautiful.


Get a load of this guy! Probably one of those jerks that are always going around saying "all lives matter"
!
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:57:45 PM  
Imagine 100 years ago, it's pitchblack night, you walk out to your outhouse holding a lantern and a rifle, and a frickin Jaguar leaps down from a tree and attacks a bear that was going to maul you.

You wouldn't need that outhouse anymore
 
HighlanderRPI
2022-12-13 12:58:46 PM  
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Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:58:50 PM  

Weatherkiss: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Big cats are beautiful.  Just like little cats.

All Cats Are Beautiful.


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fat boy
2022-12-13 12:59:05 PM  

Weatherkiss: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Big cats are beautiful.  Just like little cats.

All Cats Are Beautiful.


ACAB?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 12:59:06 PM  
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Juc
2022-12-13 12:59:43 PM  
Jaguars are pretty cool so long as they're eating things that aren't me.
I didn't think the weather in the USA was right for them though.
 
Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 1:08:40 PM  
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Toxophil
2022-12-13 1:14:49 PM  

Juc: Jaguars are pretty cool so long as they're eating things that aren't me.
I didn't think the weather in the USA was right for them though.


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Pink = former range
Red = current range

Probably more of a destruction of habitat / displacement issue than weather.
 
JessieL [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 1:23:04 PM  

Juc: Jaguars are pretty cool so long as they're eating things that aren't me.
I didn't think the weather in the USA was right for them though.


There's a lot of stuff that most people think of as central and south American that get up into Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.

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Natalie Portmanteau
2022-12-13 1:37:56 PM  

patrick767: One jaguar in the country? I bet ranchers have already demanded a legalized hunting season.


You don't need legal hunting season. You just need to apply for predation tags.
 
frankb00th
2022-12-13 4:08:33 PM  
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Juc
2022-12-13 4:13:04 PM  
new bomb for the korean KF-21, a bit related because poland announced it was planning to participate in the KF-21 program a few days back. or well at least I found out about it recently.

south korea's arms industry is really getting a boost from russia being farking nuts. well north korea and china's behaviour isn't really hurting the industry any either.

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/south-koreas-kf-21-fighter-will-get-a-new-bunker-busting-cruise-missile
 
Juc
2022-12-13 4:17:43 PM  
oops
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:48:26 PM  

Juc: oops


interesting connection though. Best Korea bombs jaguars?
 
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