Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Vice)   Tucker and Marge are shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that you can buy butt plugs and dildos at Target and CVS   (vice.com) divider line
218
    More: Giggity, Sexual intercourse, Sex toy, Dildo, Obscenity, Sex toys, Human sexuality, Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act, Law  
•       •       •

4054 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Dec 2022 at 5:55 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



218 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all

 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 10:40:58 PM  
I would have to completely run out of problems, to be concerned about butt plugs and dildos at Target.
 
yanceylebeef [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 10:45:28 PM  
It must be exhausting being this outraged ALL. THE. TIME.
Jesus.
 
TheMaskedArmadillo [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 10:47:28 PM  
But can you really thought?  Are we sure they are not enema bags and a banana,
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 10:48:04 PM  
I didn't know you could buy sex toys at Target or CVS. I bought most of mine at Amazon.


/No, not "certified refurbished."
 
ThomasPaineTrain [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 10:59:39 PM  
For the last time, they're art deco mini Christmas trees and personal massagers.
 
felching pen [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 11:06:13 PM  
CVS: Thanks for the free advertising!
Walmart: Hey, we want free on-air plugs!
Tuckface:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Sin'sHero [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 11:14:03 PM  
The length of the CVS receipts is intimidating enough.
 
NotCodger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 12:43:39 AM  
"And they appear to be a relative bargain"

How would he have known that?
 
DoctorCal
2022-12-13 1:27:44 AM  
MTG is going full OJ. "If I did it"
 
Kubo [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 2:55:27 AM  
Well maybe if the dudes on your side would stop driving up demand, CVS wouldn't sell them.

FREE MARKET.

pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
DoctorCal
2022-12-13 3:25:23 AM  

Kubo: Well maybe if the dudes on your side would stop driving up demand, CVS wouldn't sell them.

FREE MARKET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 678x381]


Market forces was right there.
 
Cheron
2022-12-13 5:57:38 AM  
When you have no ideas to make things better, point and yell at some threat to distract.

- Republican proverb

/are proverbs like pronouns?
 
UncleDirtNap
2022-12-13 5:57:42 AM  
Creative Vibrator Selection
 
Nana's Vibrator
2022-12-13 6:00:17 AM  
It's fun when they forget they're traitors to the United States and that instead of giving sh*tty opinions about a pharmacy they should be put to death along with 70 milliin others.
 
HighOnCraic
2022-12-13 6:02:26 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-13 6:02:28 AM  

Sub Human: I didn't know you could buy sex toys at Target or CVS. I bought most of mine at Amazon.


/No, not "certified refurbished."


Many years ago, I was in Orlando. There was a billboard for an "adult" store. "Toys. Videos. New. Pre-owned."

Um, ewwww.

Pretty sure the "pre-owned" was referring to the videos, but I didn't bother to inquire.
 
LL316
2022-12-13 6:02:49 AM  
"But it's immoral to sell you Marlboros".

Yes. Purposely giving people cancer is immoral.
 
HighOnCraic
2022-12-13 6:03:11 AM  
I'm kinda sad that Lincoln was not mentioned in the headline...
 
GregInIndy
2022-12-13 6:08:24 AM  
Don't knock it til you try it, Marge.

God's sake, it's completely harmless fun. Enjoy yourself.
 
HighOnCraic
2022-12-13 6:08:58 AM  

LL316: "But it's immoral to sell you Marlboros".

Yes. Purposely giving people cancer is immoral.


Behold, the invisible hand of the Free Market:

In 2014, we quit tobacco.

Nearly 65% of Americans agree that our decision to stop selling tobacco reduces the risk of chronic disease

62% of adults agree that retailers have an obligation to limit access to tobacco and e-cigarette products

81% of adults support improving community education about the dangers of smoking

https://www.cvshealth.com/news/community/tobacco-free-for-five-years.html#:~:text=Five%20years%20ago%2C%20we%20made,national%20pharmacy%20to%20do%20so.

/Do they think that the government should force CVS to sell tobacco products, and ban CVS from selling sex toys?
//Just kidding -- I already know the answer...
 
MORB
2022-12-13 6:10:28 AM  
buttplug prank call original
Youtube IzxkJETW7lg
 
danny_kay [OhFark]
2022-12-13 6:10:33 AM  
Time for the classics :-)

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
animal color
2022-12-13 6:13:03 AM  
It's just moral panic after moral panic with these folks. Sounds like they're awfully frustrated.
 
qorkfiend
2022-12-13 6:13:27 AM  

felching pen: CVS: Thanks for the free advertising!
Walmart: Hey, we want free on-air plugs!
Tuckface:
[Fark user image image 400x267]


Gavin McInnes is the one you want to talk to about on-air plugging
 
Cubansaltyballs
2022-12-13 6:13:56 AM  
This isn't how I expected to celebrate Taylor Swift's birthday, but it'll do.

She's 33 now. Just like Jesus.
 
qorkfiend
2022-12-13 6:14:11 AM  

yanceylebeef: It must be exhausting being this outraged ALL. THE. TIME.
Jesus.


They're not actually outraged. It's all an act.

Republicans lie, all the time, about everything.
 
lordjupiter
2022-12-13 6:15:15 AM  
*meme of guy holding mangled Xmas lights, but instead it's a pile of dildos and butt plugs*

"THE DEMOCRATS DID THIS!"
 
HighOnCraic
2022-12-13 6:16:06 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: This isn't how I expected to celebrate Taylor Swift's birthday, but it'll do.

She's 33 now. Just like Jesus.


No, it's Becky.
 
Alphax
2022-12-13 6:16:30 AM  

LL316: "But it's immoral to sell you Marlboros".

Yes. Purposely giving people cancer is immoral.


Nearly 15 years ago, I interviewed at a gas station.  They admitted that all of their profits came from cigarettes, alcohol, and lottery tickets.  Hmmm, 3 things I never, ever buy.  I don't think I'm a good fit for that.
 
lordjupiter
2022-12-13 6:17:05 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: This isn't how I expected to celebrate Taylor Swift's birthday, but it'll do.

She's 33 now. Just like Jesus.


In Jesus' time butt plugs and dildos would've been made out of wood.
Jesus was a carpenter.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
HighOnCraic
2022-12-13 6:17:06 AM  

lordjupiter: *meme of guy holding mangled Xmas lights, but instead it's a pile of dildos and butt plugs*

"THE DEMOCRATS DID THIS!"


Fark user imageView Full Size


"I bet the Qs did this!"
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-12-13 6:17:27 AM  

yanceylebeef: It must be exhausting being this outraged ALL. THE. TIME.
Jesus.


It pisses me off how hard it is OMGZ!
 
Cubansaltyballs
2022-12-13 6:18:17 AM  

lordjupiter: Cubansaltyballs: This isn't how I expected to celebrate Taylor Swift's birthday, but it'll do.

She's 33 now. Just like Jesus.

In Jesus' time butt plugs and dildos would've been made out of wood.
Jesus was a carpenter.

[Fark user image image 702x652]


I bet he could make the fark out of some dovetails.
 
Archie Goodwin
2022-12-13 6:18:27 AM  
And FOX has a dildo as one of its hosts.
 
Print'sNotDead
2022-12-13 6:19:27 AM  
I guess the "War on Christmas" just isn't selling like it used to.
 
Majin_Buu [OhFark]
2022-12-13 6:20:10 AM  
Mental derelicts like those two need to be removed and barred from holding any position of authority. The country doesn't have the IQ points to spare.
 
Stopheles
2022-12-13 6:27:32 AM  
Wait til they find out that you can buy Nazi flags at gun shows.
 
heavymetal
2022-12-13 6:28:16 AM  
MTG: "By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays,"

Young Republicans: "*GASP!*"

MTG: "I don't even know how we got here... This is the state that we're living in right now."

Young Republicans: "*******sounds of footsteps and then silence*******"

MTG: "Where did everybody go?"

Managers at closest Target and CVS: "why are all these well dressed young people suddenly buying up all our butt plugs and dildos?"
 
ScrimBoy
2022-12-13 6:28:43 AM  
Have they never seen a Sharper Image catalog or store?
 
Alphax
2022-12-13 6:30:04 AM  

ScrimBoy: Have they never seen a Sharper Image catalog or store?


Where the Trump Steaks were sold?  Probably not.
 
Sorelian's Ghost [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 6:30:09 AM  
They say it as if that's a bad thing.
 
Aquapope
2022-12-13 6:32:08 AM  

Archie Goodwin: And FOX has a dildo as one of its hosts.


There's a good chance FOX News is selling a buttplug=shaped ornament on their website, and it says "Happy Holidays" on it.  They did one year.
 
vrax
2022-12-13 6:37:27 AM  
You know, I haven't seen Tucker or Marjorie for sale at Target or CVS.
 
BMFPitt
2022-12-13 6:39:48 AM  

Sub Human: I didn't know you could buy sex toys at Target or CVS. I bought most of mine at Amazon.


/No, not "certified refurbished."


I've definitely seen rabbit vibrators at Walgreens, but I don't recall any butt plugs.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2022-12-13 6:40:10 AM  
But they're totally OK with Walmart selling guns.

Guns good, sex bad.
 
BMFPitt
2022-12-13 6:43:57 AM  

Alphax: Nearly 15 years ago, I interviewed at a gas station.  They admitted that all of their profits came from cigarettes, alcohol, and lottery tickets.  Hmmm, 3 things I never, ever buy.  I don't think I'm a good fit for that.


What state has alcohol sales at gas stations?
 
Madame Psychosis
2022-12-13 6:44:14 AM  

Sin'sHero: The length of the CVS receipts is intimidating enough.


To say nothing of the girth.
 
MLWS
2022-12-13 6:47:07 AM  
"I don't even know how we got here... This is the state that we're living in right now."

This is Tuckers version of:
imgs.xkcd.comView Full Size
 
BMFPitt
2022-12-13 6:48:38 AM  
Also, obligatory:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
danny_kay [OhFark]
2022-12-13 6:49:24 AM  

BMFPitt: Alphax: Nearly 15 years ago, I interviewed at a gas station.  They admitted that all of their profits came from cigarettes, alcohol, and lottery tickets.  Hmmm, 3 things I never, ever buy.  I don't think I'm a good fit for that.

What state has alcohol sales at gas stations?


Germany.
 
Displayed 50 of 218 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

Want more news before we break it? Try

TotalFark

See what's behind the green door
and help keep the tap flowing

learn more | sign up
On Twitter

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.