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(AOL)   Retreating Russian forces leave behind booby-trapped washing machine. Behold, the tides of war   (aol.com) divider line
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2022-12-12 5:58:13 PM  
Cowards. Not even worthy of a сука блять.
 
2022-12-12 8:47:23 PM  
Every soldier in the Russian army needs to be executed. Every last one, even the ones who never stepped foot in Ukraine.
 
2022-12-12 8:53:44 PM  
img.fark.net???
 
2022-12-12 9:01:21 PM  
What did they Gain?  Not All.
 
2022-12-12 9:02:05 PM  

Mugato: [img.fark.net image 77x27]???


Yeah, they did that too.
 
2022-12-12 9:09:31 PM  
Russians are farking subhuman filth.  Unfortunately Moscow can never be nuked without repercussions against the rest of the planet.
 
2022-12-13 2:25:30 AM  
So the Tide of the battle changed?
 
2022-12-13 2:26:10 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: What did they Gain?  Not All.


They won'[t change the Tide of war. It's looking Downy for Russia. They're losing Cheer.

/ Not like they're getting a Bounty either.
 
2022-12-13 2:28:44 AM  
These scum are booby-trapping toys for kids. Inhuman. War crimes everywhere.

/ Now my serious side.
 
2022-12-13 2:29:55 AM  
revrendjim: The current Every Russian government is incredibly evil,


It's cultural, man.
 
2022-12-13 2:32:27 AM  
Ukrainians used to view Russians as brothers and cousins, but, after this, they should know that the Ruskies aren't family any longer.
 
2022-12-13 2:36:14 AM  

CrazyCurt: These scum are booby-trapping toys for kids. Inhuman. War crimes everywhere.

/ Now my serious side.


Inhuman?  Have you met humans?

This is so very human
 
2022-12-13 2:40:49 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: What did they Gain?  Not All.


I see what you did there. Is that ALL you could come up with?
 
2022-12-13 2:44:11 AM  
Pretty sneaky Sis.
 
2022-12-13 2:59:49 AM  
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2022-12-13 3:04:59 AM  

CrazyCurt: Marcus Aurelius: What did they Gain?  Not All.

They won'[t change the Tide of war. It's looking Downy for Russia. They're losing Cheer.

/ Not like they're getting a Bounty either.


It's a new ERA.
 
2022-12-13 3:16:06 AM  
All the smart Russians find ways to live elsewhere.
 
2022-12-13 3:35:32 AM  

CrazyCurt: These scum are booby-trapping toys for kids. Inhuman. War crimes everywhere.

/ Now my serious side.


On the upside I could never see a kid voluntarily using a washing machine for its intended purpose.
 
2022-12-13 3:43:00 AM  
Russia certainly not on the Up & Up.
 
2022-12-13 4:32:18 AM  
F*CK THE ORCS
 
2022-12-13 4:41:52 AM  

Palined Parenthood: F*CK THE ORCS


all y'all hairsplitting about what group of russians its permissable to hate without being as bad as they are, see above.

Hate the ORCS. The Russian military. We want them all 200'd. The Russian govt is evil and must be dismantled and its influence destroyed. The Russian people need cultural rehabilitation a la the German people needed it in 1945. But not our hate. They get our pity, our derision, our sneering dislike, sure.

But we dont advocate the death of every russian. We want the russian military destroyed yesterday, and putin state to collapse.
 
2022-12-13 4:55:07 AM  
Washing Machine eats brick 4GIFs.com
Youtube 8lIR2NKY98c
 
2022-12-13 5:04:20 AM  
The sad thing is that the traps left behind will take a toll.

It is simply impossible to find them all.
 
2022-12-13 5:10:15 AM  
You know, Operator Starsky posted a link to a site showing the dead orcs as they're found. Dead russian soldiers all blown to hell everywhere.

I think I'm going to print some of those pictures just so I can piss on them every night before I go to bed.
 
2022-12-13 5:29:02 AM  

CrazyCurt: Marcus Aurelius: What did they Gain?  Not All.

They won'[t change the Tide of war. It's looking Downy for Russia. They're losing Cheer.

/ Not like they're getting a Bounty either.


Which is not a bad thing, per sil.
 
2022-12-13 5:52:34 AM  

Dadoody: Ukrainians used to view Russians as brothers and cousins, but, after this, they should know that the Ruskies aren't family any longer.


You haven't met my family.
 
2022-12-13 5:55:15 AM  

sidailurch: Operator Starsky posted a link to a site showing the dead orcs as they're found. Dead russian soldiers all blown to hell everywhere.


Cripes, that's some nightmare fuel. And a stark reminder of what war really brings.

And never forget, Putin did this.
 
2022-12-13 6:19:05 AM  

Father_Jack: Palined Parenthood: F*CK THE ORCS

all y'all hairsplitting about what group of russians its permissable to hate without being as bad as they are, see above.

Hate the ORCS. The Russian military. We want them all 200'd. The Russian govt is evil and must be dismantled and its influence destroyed. The Russian people need cultural rehabilitation a la the German people needed it in 1945. But not our hate. They get our pity, our derision, our sneering dislike, sure.

But we dont advocate the death of every russian. We want the russian military destroyed yesterday, and putin state to collapse.


I'd like to agree with you. I really would.

Thing is, it's not just the military. It's their entire culture. They honestly think they're king cool of shiat mountain.

Once upon a time, when I was young and tiny, I had to deal with bullies. You know how you stop a bully?

Beat his ass silly in front of witnesses. There should be blood and screaming.

Ukraine should be given all the tools they need to beat Russia goofy.

I'm not interested in excuses. You punch someone in the face, you're going to get beat. ALL of Russia needs an education. They've been misbehaving for a farking century, you can't seriously say that it's a small part of their population.

Their government is evil? Sure. Where'd that government come from?

It's not just Putin. Remember this in the future. They don't even try to hide it, they straight out say they'd prefer to end the world rather than have a world without Russia. Take them seriously.

If Putin died tomorrow, Russia would still be Russia. If you think that one specific person is the reason their entire country is a playground bully, you need a wakeup.
 
2022-12-13 6:28:02 AM  
I'm sure that the Ukrainians were immediately suspicious because they left a washing machine unstolen.
 
2022-12-13 6:30:21 AM  
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/or any civilized culture
 
2022-12-13 6:40:57 AM  
Bold move
 
2022-12-13 6:42:47 AM  
It's a vicious cycle
 
2022-12-13 6:49:22 AM  
This is why, when the war is over, Russia is not allowed to exist anymore. Full dismantling of their entire administrative state and an independence vote for every oblast to become a sovereign nation. Plus war crimes tribuals like we did for the Nazis.
 
2022-12-13 6:54:24 AM  

KarmicDisaster: I'm sure that the Ukrainians were immediately suspicious because they left a washing machine unstolen.


What's funny is that washing machines are important to the orcs because (I think) they need the parts in it for weapons of war or something.  I don't think Ukraine has the same issue.

So OF COURSE they'd boobytrap something they're actively interested in and project their intentions like a toddler because they think Ukraine is doing the same thing.
 
2022-12-13 7:19:36 AM  
I remember a story with a heroic tag a few months ago, there were these cool Ukrainian grannies who put traps in fridges, washing machines, and furniture and them the Russian invaders got blown up lol!
 
2022-12-13 7:24:51 AM  

GreenSun: I remember a story with a heroic tag a few months ago, there were these cool Ukrainian grannies who put traps in fridges, washing machines, and furniture and them the Russian invaders got blown up lol!


Your point being?
 
2022-12-13 7:28:56 AM  
What do you call an Uzbek rounded up and put in a Russian uniform? The Russian army. Or maybe the Wagner group
 
2022-12-13 7:32:55 AM  
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Booby trapped washers tend to only catch stepmoms.
 
2022-12-13 7:53:09 AM  
This reads like war pranks. 
Don't go there, go to this route. 
Boom!
HAH! Got you!
 
2022-12-13 8:05:23 AM  

CrazyCurt: These scum are booby-trapping toys for kids. Inhuman. War crimes everywhere.

/ Now my serious side.


We knew this from Afghanistan in the 80s. Uncle Vlad remembers.
 
2022-12-13 8:09:19 AM  

daffy: Marcus Aurelius: What did they Gain?  Not All.

I see what you did there. Is that ALL you could come up with?


I Maytag this post with a "funny".
 
2022-12-13 8:30:07 AM  
Booby-trapped washing machines?
That's definitely not safe!
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2022-12-13 8:40:03 AM  

GreenSun: I remember a story with a heroic tag a few months ago, there were these cool Ukrainian grannies who put traps in fridges, washing machines, and furniture and them the Russian invaders got blown up lol!


Because people defending their home from orcs is exactly like orcs going scorched earth when their genocidal invasion fails.
 
2022-12-13 8:42:17 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 566x411]

Booby trapped washers tend to only catch stepmoms.


That's a booty-trap.
 
2022-12-13 8:42:51 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 566x411]

Booby trapped washers tend to only catch stepmoms.


Those boobies are definitely trapped.
 
2022-12-13 8:54:33 AM  
The sign said "Perfectly safe here, definitely no landmines, you should go this way"
 
2022-12-13 9:04:26 AM  
Their SALVO was unwelcome.

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2022-12-13 9:45:07 AM  

NightTrainToShelbyville: Their SALVO was unwelcome.

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My mom used Salvo, back around 1965.  Talk about a blast from the past.
 
2022-12-13 10:38:27 AM  
Obviously no one here understands Russians.  You always point arrows on signs the opposite direction.  Didn't anyone learn anything during covid in grocery stores?
 
2022-12-13 11:31:24 AM  
Never machine wash the boobies.
 
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