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(NYPost)   SBF says he wants to testify before congress remotely because he's "busy." Of course, the threat he might get arrested if he comes to the US couldn't possibly enter into it   (nypost.com) divider line
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621 clicks; posted to Business » on 12 Dec 2022 at 5:35 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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syrynxx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 5:15:48 PM  
We don't know this twerp well enough for initials.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 5:24:09 PM  

syrynxx: We don't know this twerp well enough for initials.


Strong Bad, French?

Time to check les emails!
 
Hubris Boy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 5:27:23 PM  
How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.
 
H31N0US
2022-12-12 6:10:35 PM  
Saw this coming.

He knows not to step on US soil. The US Marshals will eventually get him, though. He someone worse doesn't get him first. "Aw shucks I'm sorry" doesn't really matter with that kind of money.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2022-12-12 6:11:21 PM  
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Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 6:25:12 PM  
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NewWorldDan
2022-12-12 6:50:35 PM  

Hubris Boy: How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.


He needs to practice League of Legends, apparently he's as bad at it as I am.
 
sirrerun
2022-12-12 6:52:52 PM  

syrynxx: We don't know this twerp well enough for initials.


Scam Bankrupt-Fraud?
 
sirrerun
2022-12-12 6:54:38 PM  
Arrested in Bahamas
 
NateAsbestos [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 6:59:19 PM  

sirrerun: Arrested in Bahamas


lol I got that news flash AS I was reading this thread.

Nice
 
csi_yellowknife
2022-12-12 7:00:30 PM  
They arrested him.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html

Over/under on him attempting to pay bail in DogeCoin?
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 7:00:55 PM  

sirrerun: Arrested in Bahamas


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Ketchuponsteak
2022-12-12 7:02:22 PM  

Hubris Boy: How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.


Maybe he's trying to find the killer, I mean, find the money?

One question I guess he will be asked is "How are you not broke?"
 
SanityIsAFullTimeJob
2022-12-12 7:05:41 PM  

NewWorldDan: Hubris Boy: How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.

He needs to practice League of Legends, apparently he's as bad at it as I am.


He was on a Twitter space today - people asking him questions. Somebody asked him if he was playing video games while on the call - which he was. Apparently he has moved on to Storybook Brawl.
 
NateAsbestos [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-12 7:10:54 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: NewWorldDan: Hubris Boy: How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.

He needs to practice League of Legends, apparently he's as bad at it as I am.

He was on a Twitter space today - people asking him questions. Somebody asked him if he was playing video games while on the call - which he was. Apparently he has moved on to Storybook Brawl.


Probably should have been studying prison architecture.
 
FormlessOne
2022-12-12 7:13:15 PM  

csi_yellowknife: They arrested him.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html

Over/under on him attempting to pay bail in DogeCoin?


Good. Asshole doesn't seem to understand that the law applies to himself as well? I'm sorry investigating your massive farking set of criminal actions is inconvenient for you, cryptodouche - now get in the farking van.
 
NewWorldDan
2022-12-12 7:54:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: NewWorldDan: Hubris Boy: How is he busy? It's not like he has a job.

He needs to practice League of Legends, apparently he's as bad at it as I am.

He was on a Twitter space today - people asking him questions. Somebody asked him if he was playing video games while on the call - which he was. Apparently he has moved on to Storybook Brawl.

Probably should have been studying prison architecture.


The Escapists, perhaps?
 
Northern
2022-12-12 8:05:06 PM  

csi_yellowknife: They arrested him.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html

Over/under on him attempting to pay bail in DogeCoin?


Don't worry, crypto is 100% traceable and transparent.  He should be exonerated before the weekend.
 
Shaggy_C
2022-12-12 8:05:55 PM  
He's rich so imagine he'll be spending some time in minimum security so that the government can claim to make an example out of him. The billions he stole will still be there waiting for him when he gets out.
 
H31N0US
2022-12-12 8:27:12 PM  

Northern: crypto is 100% traceable and transparent.


tHe PuBlIc ReGiStEr!
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2022-12-12 9:05:04 PM  

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SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-12-12 9:32:02 PM  

sirrerun: Arrested in Bahamas


Foiled by the paparazzi.
 
Ishkur [OhFark]
2022-12-12 9:42:51 PM  
We can arrest a crypto dork in the Bahamas after a three week investigation but we can't arrest an orange Florida man after investigating him for 6 years?
 
Buckerlin
2022-12-12 9:48:08 PM  
Yes, I started a crypto trading company. As you all know, crypto has absolutely no intrinsic value, but for some reason people sent me real money for trading some vague stuff entered on a computer somewhere. Of course, I took the money. It was a gift to me since the people giving it couldn't possibly have had any expectation of a return. Thank you for the money. I plan to spend it on dope and hookers; wouldn't you?
 
Lish
2022-12-12 11:04:22 PM  

Shaggy_C: He's rich so imagine he'll be spending some time in minimum security so that the government can claim to make an example out of him. The billions he stole will still be there waiting for him when he gets out.


Except he broke the #1 rule of white-collar crime, he stole from rich people.
 
ChibiDebuHage
2022-12-12 11:43:19 PM  
Can he bribe his way through Bahamian officials, or will he be extradited?
 
red230
2022-12-13 12:42:56 AM  
It's a damned shame that he committed suicide in prison before being able to testify in court or in front of Congress. Oh wait, sorry, that's the headline planned for later in the week.
 
Ishkur [OhFark]
2022-12-13 1:14:04 AM  

red230: It's a damned shame that he committed suicide in prison before being able to testify in court or in front of Congress. Oh wait, sorry, that's the headline planned for later in the week.


Why would he "commit suicide"? All he did was steal money from people. He doesn't have any incriminating evidence on anyone. Who is he going to spill the beans about?
 
red230
2022-12-13 1:24:09 AM  

Ishkur: red230: It's a damned shame that he committed suicide in prison before being able to testify in court or in front of Congress. Oh wait, sorry, that's the headline planned for later in the week.

Why would he "commit suicide"? All he did was steal money from people. He doesn't have any incriminating evidence on anyone. Who is he going to spill the beans about?


He gave 10s of millions of dollars to the Democrats and the Republicans. Maxine Waters was caught on camera blowing kisses to him in the House. I've got several affordably priced bridges to sell anyone that thinks it's just a coincidence that he got arrested the day before he was to testify in the House.
 
Ishkur [OhFark]
2022-12-13 1:46:17 AM  

red230: He gave 10s of millions of dollars to the Democrats and the Republicans


So did the Sacklers. So what?
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 2:42:06 AM  
They got him.
 
padraig
2022-12-13 2:44:07 AM  

csi_yellowknife: They arrested him.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html

Over/under on him attempting to pay bail in DogeCoin?


That's not how over/under work !
 
dryknife
2022-12-13 7:33:53 AM  
Conch and Kalik
Not yours (any more).

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talkertopc [TotalFark]
2022-12-13 8:36:52 AM  

red230: Ishkur: red230: It's a damned shame that he committed suicide in prison before being able to testify in court or in front of Congress. Oh wait, sorry, that's the headline planned for later in the week.

Why would he "commit suicide"? All he did was steal money from people. He doesn't have any incriminating evidence on anyone. Who is he going to spill the beans about?

He gave 10s of millions of dollars to the Democrats and the Republicans. Maxine Waters was caught on camera blowing kisses to him in the House. I've got several affordably priced bridges to sell anyone that thinks it's just a coincidence that he got arrested the day before he was to testify in the House.


Can I choose the color of my bridge?
 
mr0x
2022-12-13 8:40:56 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [Fark user image image 850x551]


This is like saying if someone is a father to 8 children, fathers don't do much.
 
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