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2022-12-10 2:28:57 AM  
Becky looks weird in that picture.
 
2022-12-10 2:37:56 AM  

1979: Becky looks weird in that picture.


I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
 
2022-12-10 2:52:25 AM  

The_Sponge: 1979: Becky looks weird in that picture.

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.


No, it's Becky.
 
2022-12-10 3:02:08 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: The_Sponge: 1979: Becky looks weird in that picture.

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.

No, it's Becky.


HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
 
2022-12-10 3:02:28 AM  

The_Sponge: AppleOptionEsc: The_Sponge: 1979: Becky looks weird in that picture.

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.

No, it's Becky.

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES


This is the way.
 
2022-12-10 3:04:29 AM  
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2022-12-10 4:37:30 AM  

1979: Becky looks weird in that picture.


Well, she did die instantly after snorting marijuana at a party.
 
2022-12-10 7:49:58 AM  
She should make a T-Swizzle version of '8 Mile'.  Or 'New Jack City'.
 
2022-12-10 9:02:35 AM  
Read TFA. Hmm. Didn't know she's been directing her music videos.

Very least, there's a 1 in 1 chance it won't be worse than Glenn Danzig's movie. Verotika was absolute dogshiat.

/Fred Durst takes a lot of flak, but at least he understands basic shot composition.
 
2022-12-10 9:50:35 AM  

stoli n coke: Hmm. Didn't know she's been directing her music videos.

Very least, there's a 1 in 1 chance it won't be worse than Glenn Danzig's movie.


Swift, no matter how smart or stupid, talented or talentless she may or may not be, appears to be smart enough to know what she doesn't know and knows how to listen to others who do know and learn from them.

That right there puts her in the top 50% of the species as best I can tell, probably higher in the entertainment field.

Whatever she churns out will be churned out with competence at a minimum.  'Brilliance' remains to be seen, of course.
 
2022-12-10 10:41:03 AM  

stoli n coke: Read TFA. Hmm. Didn't know she's been directing her music videos.

Very least, there's a 1 in 1 chance it won't be worse than Glenn Danzig's movie. Verotika was absolute dogshiat.

/Fred Durst takes a lot of flak, but at least he understands basic shot composition.


TIL that both Danzig and Fred Durst made movies, and that's giving me a headache.
 
2022-12-10 11:16:27 AM  
Oooh...hope it's a gritty crime drama.
 
2022-12-10 12:17:31 PM  

SebastianCabotsBeardBook: Oooh...hope it's a gritty crime drama.


im holding out for a futuristic dystopian hellscape. maybe not so gritty as max headroom but definitely in that direction.

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2022-12-10 12:20:21 PM  

wouldestous: SebastianCabotsBeardBook: Oooh...hope it's a gritty crime drama.

im holding out for a futuristic dystopian hellscape. maybe not so gritty as max headroom but definitely in that direction.

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It's a lot like Terminator, but instead of Skynet, it's Ticketmaster.
 
2022-12-10 12:40:15 PM  

Trocadero: wouldestous: ...

im holding out for a futuristic dystopian hellscape. maybe not so gritty as max headroom but definitely in that direction.

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It's a lot like Terminator, but instead of Skynet, it's Ticketmaster.


see, this is the kind of imaginative construction that keeps me coming back to fark.

/most of you cant cope with this level of genius
//haters gonna what?
 
2022-12-10 1:27:14 PM  
I'd eat every inch of her.

With a fork and a spoon.
 
2022-12-10 1:48:10 PM  

The_Sponge: Obligatory:

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So does Stevie Nicks.  Your point?
 
2022-12-10 1:49:25 PM  

Trocadero: stoli n coke: Read TFA. Hmm. Didn't know she's been directing her music videos.

Very least, there's a 1 in 1 chance it won't be worse than Glenn Danzig's movie. Verotika was absolute dogshiat.

/Fred Durst takes a lot of flak, but at least he understands basic shot composition.

TIL that both Danzig and Fred Durst made movies, and that's giving me a headache.


Then I won't say anything about the movie Sia made.
 
2022-12-10 3:50:22 PM  
Did she write a part for Kanye West to play? He needs to be in her movie :)
 
2022-12-10 3:55:46 PM  

Unsung_Hero: stoli n coke: Hmm. Didn't know she's been directing her music videos.

Very least, there's a 1 in 1 chance it won't be worse than Glenn Danzig's movie.

Swift, no matter how smart or stupid, talented or talentless she may or may not be, appears to be smart enough to know what she doesn't know and knows how to listen to others who do know and learn from them.

That right there puts her in the top 50% of the species as best I can tell, probably higher in the entertainment field.

Whatever she churns out will be churned out with competence at a minimum.  'Brilliance' remains to be seen, of course.


I like this take and agree with it.   Maybe people who instinctively dislike her are afraid she will come up with a good movie.  Equally likely that people who love her are afraid she will come out with a stinker.

Bjork came out with a stunning film, with a lot of help of course and a brilliant director, but with a lot of her input.   To this day critics are divided on it, polarized really.

Maybe the worst that could happen is that Swift comes out with a run-of-the-mill film.
 
2022-12-10 3:58:09 PM  
PS - it has to be better than "Human Highway".
 
2022-12-10 4:17:02 PM  
An epic quest...
...to repair and restore an old damaged guitar...
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...damaged by too many teardrops...
 
2022-12-10 4:37:33 PM  
....if you're brave enough

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2022-12-10 4:42:06 PM  
Kanye already planning to storm the Oscar stage when she accepts her award.

Then a few choice words fired at the Jewish folks in the audience and POOF! He's gone.
 
2022-12-10 4:45:13 PM  

FarkingChas: Did she write a part for Kanye West to play? He needs to be in her movie :)


Greatest movie OF ALL TIME.
 
2022-12-10 6:33:11 PM  
Will there be nudity?
 
2022-12-10 6:41:33 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Kanye already planning to storm the Oscar stage when she accepts her award.

Then a few choice words fired at the Jewish folks in the audience and POOF! He's gone.


No jury on Earth would convict her for what she would do to him.
 
2022-12-10 8:28:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: Jack Sabbath: Kanye already planning to storm the Oscar stage when she accepts her award.

Then a few choice words fired at the Jewish folks in the audience and POOF! He's gone.

No jury on Earth would convict her for what she would do to him.


Swift punching Ye would save the Oscars.
 
2022-12-10 10:17:40 PM  
Well, as long as she's not acting in it...

/she's not even believable getting hit by a car in Amsterdam
 
2022-12-11 9:10:02 AM  

FarkingChas: Did she write a part for Kanye West to play? He needs to be in her movie :)


Maybe he can get hit by a bus in it?

/I assume multiple takes will be needed
//"Oh no! We forgot to film that! Scrape him off the pavement and prop him up with a stick. We'll try again."
 
2022-12-11 11:10:37 AM  
If she makes it, they will come.
 
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