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(Twitter)   Moose? In Mt. Rainier National Park? It's likelier than you think   ( divider line
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727 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 09 Dec 2022 at 8:53 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-12-09 6:55:09 PM  
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2022-12-09 7:49:27 PM  
Meese subby
2022-12-09 7:55:05 PM  

giantmeteor: Meese subby

Its speculative that its the same moose. A singular moose. One.
2022-12-09 7:55:29 PM  
Oh and not subby

And its meeses. Duh.
2022-12-09 8:04:00 PM  
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I love this news. A couple years back we had an oddball wolverine show up out at the ocean and it's only a matter of time before we end up with wolves in the park.
2022-12-09 8:16:17 PM  
I was in a "Fun Ride" mountain biking get-together one time when I was a teen on Mount Spokane. A group of us are be-bopping along and suddenly there's a crashing ahead of us. We stop and a moose emerges from the bush. Holy cow they are HUGE. Like bigger than a horse huge.
Us 6 or so mountain bikers just stood there while the moose slowly did whatever he wanted. Then he moved on, when he was good and ready. And not a damn minute before. The fact that 6 humans were there meant nothing to him.
2022-12-09 8:46:42 PM  
Do not kid yourselves.  That moose will absolutely kill your family, your pets, and every one you love.  It will hunt you down, rip your skull off, gouge out your eyes, and, well, you know ...

Moose are not to be trifled with.  I'll cuddle with a grizzly before being within 100m of a moose.  "God's Executioners," we call 'em.
2022-12-09 9:27:55 PM  
Watch out!  He's got a hat!  And now a rabbit!
2022-12-09 9:38:08 PM  
"Boris and Natasha will never find us here, Rocky"
2022-12-09 9:57:53 PM  
Post-Halloween at our house, occasionally:

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2022-12-09 10:39:38 PM  
Now I wonder how moose tastes
2022-12-09 10:47:16 PM  

syrynxx: Now I wonder how moose tastes

Using their tongue just like the rest of us.
2022-12-09 11:08:47 PM  
^F bit my sister
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WTF, Fark?
2022-12-09 11:51:23 PM  

giantmeteor: Meese subby

MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods-in the woodes-in the woodsen. The meese wantin' the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!

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/used this bit on reddit too
2022-12-10 12:42:40 AM  
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2022-12-10 3:12:12 AM  

syrynxx: Now I wonder how moose tastes

I've inly had it once, it tastes like bbq sauce
2022-12-10 5:47:08 AM  
Can't fool me, that's Bigfoot.
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