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(   Roadkill Cafe introduces app for mobile ordering   ( divider line
    More: PSA, App Store, Utah, wildlife-vehicle collisions, new app, Wildlife crossing, Salt Lake City, Utah Department of Transportation, Roadkill  
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1160 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2022 at 12:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-12-09 7:53:54 PM  
"Deer ahead. Speed up"
2022-12-09 8:08:56 PM  
Makes sense. They have to have time to go run it down.
2022-12-09 10:52:55 PM  
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2022-12-09 11:42:46 PM  
...and curbside takeaway.
2022-12-10 12:52:40 AM  
You kill it, we grill it!
2022-12-10 12:55:21 AM  
I have a car. I can get my own
2022-12-10 1:14:33 AM  
Goodfellas, guy in trunk looks like guy in painting
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2022-12-10 1:42:15 AM  
FTFA: The most reported wildlife-vehicle collisions in Utah are with deer and elk, according to the DWR. So far, there have been 4,900 reported collisions with deer, 166 reported collisions with elk and 20 reported collisions with moose. DWR said that the actual numbers are likely twice as high since many incidents go unreported.

Who doesn't report hitting a farking moose, and what are they driving, a BelAZ?
2022-12-10 1:47:20 AM  
I and my wife went to a restaurant/bar called the DILIGAF Cafe, compelled by a good discount.

We realized after we arrived that DILIGAF was an acronym for Do I Look Like I Give A Fark.

They did not.

There was a piece of ancient broccoli or perhaps fried cheese cantilevered on the edge of the table. Just kind of rocking there.

I got thirsty waiting for a drink in a bar.

The evening was annoying and weird, but then the lone cook/server/busser/barkeep surprised us by announcing that Strip Bingo would begin shortly. A few women in fairly conservative but loud lingerie came around to sell us bingo cards. Winners(?) were gifted with some of the lingerie worn by the ladies.

One of the reasons I married my wife is that she has no issue with me having a conversation with a woman in lingerie. But the evening went from odd to legendary about the time the young lady began describing her recent sinus surgery in vivid detail. My wife and I seem to find ourselves in weird conversations because we listen when people talk. My wife once found herself stuck listening to a street mime because he wouldn't shut up and she dislikes being rude to anyone who isn't aggressively being a jerk.

We walked away from a bad meal with stories we laugh about 20 years later.

/New restaurants and bars can be fun, even if they aren't good.
2022-12-10 4:20:39 AM  
I've been to the Roadkill Cafe, in Artemas, PA. Definitely not worth the drive as a destination, but we happened past it on our way somewhere.
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2022-12-10 5:19:36 AM  
I don't understand why any place anywhere would name themselves Roadkill Cafe.  It really doesn't inspire confidence in quality, service, or cleanliness.  Seems like a great place to go if you want sub-par hamburgers and a selection of two bottled domestic beers.
2022-12-10 9:18:41 AM  
Had this poster when I was a kid
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2022-12-10 10:18:45 AM  
Why don't they just put the deer crossing signs in a safer location?
2022-12-10 10:48:26 AM  
What I really want is an app to report the dead ones for pickup. I don't enjoy watching them bloat for days on the side of the road.
2022-12-10 12:08:36 PM  
This *really* needs to be a bit in a modern Tex Avery cartoon!  I can practically see it now!
2022-12-10 7:05:10 PM  
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