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(ESPN)   Orange Crushed   ( divider line
    More: News, Association football, Lionel Messi, dramatic 4-3 penalty shootout victory, Argentina national football team, Paris Saint-Germain, Extra time, Sudden death, Argentina goalkeeper Emiliano Martnez  
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1354 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Dec 2022 at 12:20 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-12-10 1:41:02 AM  
6 votes:
No "Brazil waxed" headlines?
2022-12-10 9:00:21 AM  
3 votes:

Cyrene Valantion: Now that the dust has settled we can see that Dumfries did indeed get a second yellow for throwing himself at the celebrating argentines after the penalty shootout.

The one thing that everyone seems to agree on is that the referee was utter crap and had lost total control of the game by the end.

How crap are we talking here? Baseline "not quite up to the task" polished turd? "Give three yellow cards to the same player in one game" crap crap? Or "has an active Fark account twelve years later" unforgivably awful?
2022-12-10 9:12:01 AM  
2 votes:

caira: Or "has an active Fark account twelve years later" unforgivably awful?

That was one of the best alts of all time.

2022-12-10 1:07:04 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, I thought something important to Americans happened.
2022-12-10 1:07:26 AM  
1 vote:
Penalties isn't exactly "crushed" but I appreciate that it's hard to make a headline so fine.

/penalties are also a terrible way to resolve an elimination-round match
//the fact that actual championships have been decided on them is a travesty
2022-12-10 2:01:22 AM  
1 vote:
Watched my "socially obligated" couple of weeks of soccer for four years.


I wonder who had a bigger body-count; the movie "300", or soccer?

It's like watching Duck Hunt. But without the cool dog...
2022-12-10 5:32:51 AM  
1 vote:
I can't fathom why anyone would complain about pk's. They're more exciting than anything that happens in any American sport
2022-12-10 6:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
expected Broncos or Syracuse but this works.
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