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(Some Guy)   Are you looking for a nice aftermarket part for your mom's Kia?   (silodrome.com) divider line
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2022-12-09 6:44:27 PM  
Subby's mom could use a few aftermarket parts after last night...
 
2022-12-09 8:46:05 PM  
Not sure, but your mom's box probably needs a rebuild after last night.
 
2022-12-09 8:46:09 PM  
Your mom's Kia?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2022-12-09 8:49:22 PM  
Your mom's like a Tesla, if I tap all her buttons at once she catches on fire and the only thing that will calm her burn is at least three ladder trucks of firemen.
 
2022-12-09 8:50:07 PM  
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"I gave your Mother a slightly used part last night."
 
2022-12-09 8:50:19 PM  
Puts in bid:

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2022-12-09 8:51:25 PM  
This is Fark, no one cares what mom drives as long as the hot pockets continue to flow.
 
2022-12-09 8:52:31 PM  
I can get a LS engine from a perfectly functional junkyard for about $750.
 
2022-12-09 8:53:34 PM  
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"Who's up for the Nantucket Regatta again?"
 
2022-12-09 8:53:58 PM  
"FRA-GEE-LAY"

Must be Italian.
 
2022-12-09 8:55:36 PM  

mrmopar5287: I can get a LS engine from a perfectly functional junkyard for about $750.


Sobriety checkouts out, username doesn't
 
2022-12-09 9:01:51 PM  
Needs to go in a Winnebago.

1976 Winnebago Chieftain Turbo LS: Regular Car Reviews
Youtube nEdIuoCus3Q
 
2022-12-09 9:02:50 PM  

overzelus: mrmopar5287: I can get a LS engine from a perfectly functional junkyard for about $750.

Sobriety checkouts out, username doesn't


I changed brands a while back, but can't change the username on Fark.
 
2022-12-09 9:03:11 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Needs to go in a Winnebago.

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2022-12-09 9:03:27 PM  

mrmopar5287: I can get a LS engine from a perfectly functional junkyard for about $750.


Humans will pay a lot more for something rare and handcrafted than for something mass-produced (not to mention new in crate vs from a junkyard), even if the functionality is similar. Film at 11.
 
2022-12-09 9:06:28 PM  

fatassbastard: handcrafted


You think Ferrari engines aren't machined and robot-assembled?

Correspondingly, you think LS engines aren't handcrafted?
 
2022-12-09 9:06:31 PM  

El_Dan: This is Fark, no one cares what mom drives as long as the hot pockets continue to flow.


Subby's mother has a very hot pocket indeed and it flows quite a lot.
 
2022-12-09 9:14:06 PM  
Hey, Subby. Your mom's Kia doesn't need a new engine. But it needs new shocks and upholstery after what we did inside of it last night.
 
2022-12-09 9:14:11 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Needs to go in a Winnebago.

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Because they could
 
2022-12-09 9:14:11 PM  

mrmopar5287: I can get a LS engine from a perfectly functional junkyard for about $750.


Username does not check out
 
2022-12-09 9:14:42 PM  

Gordon Bennett: El_Dan: This is Fark, no one cares what mom drives as long as the hot pockets continue to flow.

Subby's mother has a very hot pocket indeed and it flows quite a lot.


Then there was the time subby's mom helped Dr Pepper come up with their new slogan....

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2022-12-09 9:17:50 PM  
johnny_vegas:

I was sure she was a DVDA girl.
 
2022-12-09 9:18:59 PM  
Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.
 
2022-12-09 9:20:35 PM  

Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.


I thought you meant like the cruise ship company, and she was spreading norovirus.
 
2022-12-09 9:20:42 PM  
Zoom zoom
 
2022-12-09 9:22:40 PM  
You could never touch that engine.  It's too valuable.

The best a buyer could do would be to just wait until it appreciates and sell it again, still in the crate.
 
2022-12-09 9:23:27 PM  

Trocadero: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

I thought you meant like the cruise ship company, and she was spreading norovirus.


I'm sure she was spreading some kind of virus.
 
2022-12-09 9:24:15 PM  

Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.


Yeah but a clown car holds what, a couple dozen clowns?

Some of those Carnival cruise ships can hold up to five thousand clowns.
 
2022-12-09 9:26:27 PM  
"Just 399 examples of the Ferrari Enzo were originally built, a 400th car was then built in 2004 and donated to the Vatican."

It was the baddest-ass Popemobile in the 2,000-year history of the Church.
 
2022-12-09 9:32:23 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Just 399 examples of the Ferrari Enzo were originally built, a 400th car was then built in 2004 and donated to the Vatican."

It was the baddest-ass Popemobile in the 2,000-year history of the Church.


A huge cloud of white tire smoke announces the arrival of a new pope to this day.
 
2022-12-09 9:34:13 PM  
Are those worth any money? Had one in my garage and I dropped it off at Goodwill.
 
2022-12-09 9:34:21 PM  

Trocadero: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

I thought you meant like the cruise ship company, and she was spreading norovirus.


More like the cruise ship company because it fits a lot of seamen.
 
2022-12-09 9:39:01 PM  

studebaker hoch: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

Yeah but a clown car holds what, a couple dozen clowns?

Some of those Carnival cruise ships can hold up to five thousand clowns.


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2022-12-09 10:05:21 PM  
I dunno about the Kia, but I do want to meet the lunatic in TFA that would wedge it in to a Fiero.
 
2022-12-09 10:06:25 PM  
I don't know why but I kinda expected a "fancier" crate. Crate by Pininfarina or something.
 
2022-12-09 10:09:09 PM  

Trocadero: Puts in bid:

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You can tell that's not a real John Deere because it's actually running.
 
2022-12-09 10:22:47 PM  

Caelistis: Trocadero: Puts in bid:

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You can tell that's not a real John Deere because it's actually running.


Kid installed bootleg Russian firmware
 
2022-12-09 10:35:18 PM  
I'd love to use that as a generator.
 
2022-12-09 10:52:03 PM  
Piston Engine
Youtube GLQ6POV18Yg
 
2022-12-09 11:06:29 PM  

FleshMonkey: Your mom's Kia?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


You can't fit 9 guys in a Kia, so, no.
 
2022-12-09 11:32:23 PM  

Gordon Bennett: El_Dan: This is Fark, no one cares what mom drives as long as the hot pockets continue to flow.

Subby's mother has a very hot pocket indeed and it flows quite a lot.


Hopefully not cheesy.
 
2022-12-09 11:33:08 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hey, Subby. Your mom's Kia doesn't need a new engine. But it needs new shocks and upholstery after what we did inside of it last night.


You take your shoes off first
 
2022-12-09 11:48:19 PM  
When I was in Iraq, our platoon was split up all over the country because we ran microwave comms. So there was only 8 people from my unit on our base (Victory, 04-05).
Being such s small group, it was hard to get parts and support. We often had to go on 'midnight acquisition runs' at other units' supply areas. (It wasn't theft, it was "government property serving the same purpose, but just in a different location". One day I arrive on shift to find a rather large shipping crate sitting there.  I ask our one mechanic what it was.
"Humvee engine."
"Okay....Didn't know anyone was sending us one.  Where did it come from?"
"Found it."

I didn't ask any further questions.
 
2022-12-09 11:51:21 PM  

waxbeans: I'd love to use that as a generator.


Horsepower peak is way too high.

If you are running a 60 Hz power source you want an engine that turns peak HP or close to at about 3,600 RPM for a 2-pole stator. If you use 4 poles, you can use an engine that has peak HP at 1,800 RPM (so, a Diesel engine with lower speed).
 
2022-12-09 11:51:28 PM  

studebaker hoch: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

Yeah but a clown car holds what, a couple dozen clowns?

Some of those Carnival cruise ships can hold up to five thousand clowns.


There is a KIA minivan called a Carnival.

Whhoooosh!
 
2022-12-09 11:52:08 PM  

robodog: Trocadero: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

I thought you meant like the cruise ship company, and she was spreading norovirus.

More like the cruise ship company because it fits a lot of seamen.


The KIA Carnival, it exists. JFC.
 
2022-12-09 11:53:59 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: studebaker hoch: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

Yeah but a clown car holds what, a couple dozen clowns?

Some of those Carnival cruise ships can hold up to five thousand clowns.

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FYI


It's NOT the f'ing cruise ship! KIA has a minivan called the KIA Carnival!

Explaining jokes is pointless on fark.
 
2022-12-10 12:20:52 AM  

Badafuco: studebaker hoch: Badafuco: Your mom's KIA was a Carnival. It was like a clown car.

Yeah but a clown car holds what, a couple dozen clowns?

Some of those Carnival cruise ships can hold up to five thousand clowns.

There is a KIA minivan called a Carnival.

Whhoooosh!


And hoch walks back to the dugout shaking his head.
 
2022-12-10 2:03:36 AM  

NINEv2: Gordon Bennett: El_Dan: This is Fark, no one cares what mom drives as long as the hot pockets continue to flow.

Subby's mother has a very hot pocket indeed and it flows quite a lot.

Hopefully not cheesy.


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2022-12-10 2:52:51 AM  
CSB: Years ago (mid 00s) a coworker had a '83 Dodge Aries. He needed something minor for the car, didn't like what the autowrecker wanted for it, and thought "meh I'll check eBay".

He discovered that someone was selling Nitrous kits for K-Cars.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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